Cam T. Mann

@camc.bsky.social

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Bluesky’s self-proclaimed Middest Poster of 2023 four years running. Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/1F1uX

Thin Caucasian male with dark facial hair. Wearing a khaki Tommy Hilfiger dad hat, khaki canvas Service Works jacket, white vintage Lego “System im Spiel” shirt, black chino pants and white adidas sneakers
“Bright Mountain (formerly Dark Mountain) is where many evocators go to make a name for themselves. They do this by finding new and creative ways to fill the mountain with a vast network of mine shafts by which precious ores are extracted. The mountain received its new name when its most famous resident, Atomic Thom, moved in. A pyromancer who has somehow transformed his body into a miniature sun, Atomic Thom’s mere presence in the center of Bright Mountain has provided light to every inch of tunnels in the vast complex. When not busy with their day jobs, the evocators of Bright Mountain (including Atomic Thom himself) love to unwind by blasting holes in the baseball diamond with their explosive base hits and scorching hot pitches.”
A white luxury sedan, probably late 90’s or early aughts. The emblem on the front is a crown and it has a Mt Fuji vanity plate.
An index card prototype for a tcg card called “Rickety Reliever”. In the corner is a doodle of a skeleton throwing a baseball
A Hispanic man (Likely Mexican given that Tribal is a Mexican subculture of house music) wearing a black cowboy outfit and red boots with extraordinarily long toes, such that he would have to walk up stairs sideways
Two baseball cards. A Stephen Gonsalves jersey card next to a 1989 Fleer Bobby Bonilla card
A black and white photograph of Babe Ruth wearing his Boston jersey, except the folds and wrinkles make “Boston” look like “Bustin”
A screen grab of my Pokémon Champions team for regulation M-B. Scrafty (Joey Pants) Rotom-heat (a toaster) Corviknight (Shin BigBird) Kangaskhan (Special K) Farigiraf (Geoffoeg) Venusaur (Froggy)
My bluesky license, declaring me a veteran with with: Web of Trust: 5 Stars Engagement: 5 Stars Genrosity: 5 Stars Velocity: 3 Stars Streak: 3 Stars Veteran: 4 Stars
A 1989 Steve Jeltz baseball card from Fleer. Jeltz is wearing his Phillies gear, holding a bat over his shoulder and looking inspirationally up and to the left (his right)
Thin Caucasian male with brown hair and facial hair wearing a tan canvas chore coat with a bright yellow label on the pocket, looking non chalant
A nee-doh squeeze ball box reading “Squish me, Touch me, Pinch me, Squeeze me”
Goofy sternly disapproving of something Sora said, Donald cringing and waving his hands behind goofy’s shoulder
The back of a 1987 topps baseball card for Dodgers outfielder Ralph Bryant. The only writing besides Bryant’s stats is “September 1955: Dodgers’ Jackie Robinson stole home in 1st game of World Series. Jackie’s 1955 Topps card was #50”
A 1989 Topps baseball card of Yankees pitcher Tommy John
A shitload of pogs
The Norman Rockwell guy
My skycle interaction circle
An incredibly boring looking baseball card of Astros pitcher Mike Scott. It has grey borders and white font
An old magazine ad for Dungeons & Dragons featuring a bunch of innocuously dressed kids around a kitchen counter, with one kid in the foreground looking at the camera. The ad copy reads “Who needs to hang around? I’ve got dungeons & dragons”
A crop of the quote posted Haus of Decline comic showing Goofy grabbing Sora’s shoulder and shaking his head in stern disapproval while Donald grimaces in the background
Thin Caucasian male wearing sunglasses and short sleeve button up shirt with little sasquatches on it. The top button is undone very handsomely. I’m wedged between two big-ass rocks.
Saved by the Bell but it says “Centipedes? In my vagina?”
Thin Caucasian male with brown hair and glasses, white sweatshirt and green pants. I’m sitting on the arm of a couch, holding a gray short haired cat while a tuxedo long hair cat looks at me waiting for his turn
64 replies, 203 reskeets, and 2300 likes on my turtle post. Smashes my previous record by a factor of 10
A soft top convertible version of the mid 2000’s Nissan Murano SUV
A Caucasian male hand holding a baby tortoise between thumb and forefinger. It has a nonplussed look on its face.
A tag on a protected info disposal that says “Shred It”
My Pokémon Champions team consisting of Kangaskhan (Bingo), Aerodactyl (Dino DNA), Taurus (the GOAT), Meganium (A dinosawr), Typhlosion (Jeff Goldblum) and Maushold (SamNeill&Co)
A picture of a ruffled potato chip.
A thin Caucasian male with brown hair and facial hair wearing a samurai outfit and striking an inquisitive pose ala Yojimbo.
Three cases of Buzz Balls™️
Guy who has only seen Boss Baby, watching his second movie: Getting a lot of ‘Boss Baby’ vibes from this…
A tiny bottle of Mott’s fruit punch
A tower stands crooked on top of some rubble. A young woman and her stoat companion stare at it in befuddlement. “Minion’s & Misfits” is written below the tower. The whole image is painted in shades of watercolor green
A doodle of a tower is sitting crooked on top of some debris. A small figure in a witches hat and her stoat companion stare at the wreckage, flummoxed. A small sign off to the side reads “Oz”
Arctic Batman action figure with “polar armor and ice blaster weapon”
A goblin wearing a moon shaped helmet with mushrooms growing from the eyes like eyestalks. He’s in a pugilistic pose and has one foot on a deflated ball.
A weird little freak with one giant foot, and orc head, ghoul arms, and a sylvaneth headdress. His body is painted blood red with citadel contrast paint
A Mylar “get well soon” balloon floating at about knee height in a grocery store aisle
The wonder sphere magic hover ball
Welch’s grape flavored juice drink
A Walgreens branded infrared cold-sore treatment device
A magazine cover entitled “Oh Fuck, Skeletons!”
The Blood Bowl Season 3 starter box featuring Bretonnians vs Tomb Kings
My bluesky bubble
A selfie of me, white male, thin, 30-ish. Looking suave af.
Match result screen from Blood Bowl 3 (the game of Fantasy Football) showing 2-1 victory by my goblin team, The Dead-Last Foulboys, over a dwarf team called The Fellows of the Hammer. Normally this is an extremely bad matchup for goblins, as dwarfs have a lot of built in counters to the goblins’ natural dodginess.
A business card on top of a urinal. It reads “If you die tonight, are you ready” with two checkboxes labeled “heaven or hell”. There’s a picture of a dead person under a sheet with a toe tag visible
A man’s eyes and mouth without a nose between them. They look freaky as hell.
A Walgreens graphic that reads “It all starts aqui” then “#1 Hispanic brands”
The start screen/selection screen from Desktop Destroyer
Selfie of me, thin white male with brown hair and a moustache with beard stubble
My last four watched movies on Letterboxd: They Live, The Masque of the Red Death, The Most Dangerous Game, and House of Usher
AFC East New Angerland Slaytriots - Khorne Tuffalo Kills - Choas Renegades Skyjammer Ball-Flings - High Elf New Old York Brets - Bretonnian AFC North Gitzburgh Steel-Toes - Black Orc All-the-more Cravens - Shambling Undead Sin-sinnaughty Strangles - Dark Elf Leafland Crowns - Wood Elf AFC South Handmethemapolis Bolts - Elven Union Jurassicville Jacked ‘Saurs - Lizardmen Juiced ’n’ Hexed ‘uns - Shambling Undead Tiny Wee Titans - Snotling
An orange pharmacy bottle labeled “Sweet Tea”. It is indeed filled with sweet tea