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Elrond filming Frodo in a BeReal. That's what this is. Sorry
My buddy implicitly challenged me to create Billy Dee Williams with a can of Colt 45 in Tomodachi Life and I delivered beyond my wildest expectations of myself (which were low)
Picture of a big marbley memorial plinth inscribed with “those who hammered their guns into plows will plow for those who do not” which is non-attributed to “unknown author”
A screenshot of the Mr. Pibb Doom clone you could get on a floppy disk in the 90s somehow. Maybe I sent for it in the mail?
That one guy feels bad for Don Draper but Don Draper is vulnerable about his situation which is that he is paid in woims
Screenshot of a post from Twitter where someone has displayed a photo of George Costanza from Seinfeld followed by a Photoshopped version where he has a beard and shaved head, a side-by-side not unlike the discontinued McDonald’s product the “McDLT”, which involved packaging the cold and hot portions of your burger in side-by-side compartments, a failed experiment that was incidentally also advertised at the time by Jason Alexander of George Costanza fame. What I’m saying is this joke works on many levels
Trump stares aimlessly at people trying to attend to some Tuberville-class dude who passed out in the Oval Office
A Facebook(?) post of a Nissan maxima with the caption “decided to replace my airbag with some brewskis” in which the user has done so
A hirsute jellyfish man saying “Jesus, why are your burritos $17? Are they stuffed with $11?”
Birds Eye view of the skeleton of the thrill ride from hell
Atlanta / Toronto broadcast feed. The arm & hammer logo is superimposed incredibly halfheartedly on the pitcher’s mound in an incredibly unconvincing fashion
A display of huge planters at Costco clearly stating that it should only be two planters high but it is definitely three planters high. What the fuck
This well-meaning evangelical might even be part of a church that welcomes gay & trans people, but that is an ideological gulf away from affirming those people and telling them there is nothing wrong with their identity. The church that welcomes but does not affirm is seeking to forgive, which means necessarily that it is seeking to judge, and congratulating itself for not condemning.
Wesley Crusher with killer cheek contour
A man with a quarter-chub looms behind a lady who’s assessing how much of Data is bioplast sheeting
Lt. Worf looking like he can’t believe he will die with no lines. Caption says “structural failure will occur in 30 seconds”
Riker, but tiny and adorable, dressed as a fancy sword boy
Wesley dressed in the finest silks with chocolate ‘round his mouth