Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey

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Creator of @observableradio.com Freelance Writer and Narrative Designer fmr: Avengers, Tomb Raiders, Star Warses pod: observableradio.com biz: cameronsuey.com fic: thejosefkstories.com (he/him)

The back of a large black truck which bears two large golden stickers with the bold C icon of the engine company Cummins. One is fashioned flag stars and stripes, the other reads “I’d rather be Cummins than strokin”
A large machine labeled: “ball cream beater”
A jelly belly painting for the film “the ant bully” it was sandwich between pictures of Ronald Reagan and the pope
Silence Brand spider
A little tiny pocket E reader (xteink x3) being held up in front of a little tiny one person tent in a green and gold forested field
Rami Malek wearing a hooded sweatshirt crossing his hands looking very proud of himself in front of a synth wave of pink grid on a Night Sky. The text in front reads “ Hackerman”
A very tiny E reader (the xteink x3) displaying the cover for Kim Stanley Robinson’s Aurora
The guy from the Portlandis episode who declares that everything is over, looking upset. He is a hipster looking guy with a black jacket and a red hoodie and a large goatee and gauges in his ears
A gray and white tabby cat lying on a packing blanket on the floor of the garage. He looks at the camera suspiciously. Resting underneath one of his paws is a large or dagger that is actually a toy, don’t be worried about him.
Udo Kier in the movie Jonny Mnemonic. He’s dressed in an elegant future outfit and flanked by two elegant future people with future make up
A map of the United States showing the distribution of eastern and western poison oak, poison sumac, and poison ivy. Critically California only has poison oak of the western variety. I know this because I’m extremely allergic and I make it my business never to rub it in my eyes again when I’m the only person expected to drive at the end of a backpacking trip, so that you don’t wake up with your eyes swelling shut
Regina from mean girls saying something
Eat the Reich RPG Cover, featuring a lurid pink and blue face leering out of a dark blue box (a coffin)
A map of the strait of hormuz, with a spiky isthmus at the bottom. An island that looks surprisingly like a killer whale or a dolphin is in the middle of the water, appearing to leap over the Isthmus
A screenshot from Wargames, where the screen reads: “a strange game. The only winning move is not to play.”
A yellow “birthday adventure line” runs down a set of carpeted stairs
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A high altitude shot of the Earth with clouds below. in the top left corner a man in a pressure suit hangs seemingly suspended as he falls towards earth. The man is Joseph Kittinger,
A gray and white tabby cat stretched out on his back in the sun on a mat of false grass
A painting I purchased at a local art show. It shows a high contrast black-and-white Tim Robinson, his head cocked to one side as if saying “you sure about that? Are you sure about that that’s why?” against a background of orange and speckled white paint
A blue playground ball that reads “moist and needle before inserting, inflate to 0.5 lbs”
Pixel slippy from Starfox
A series of six portraits of Hitler, all with different hairstyles and mustaches, purporting to be different people
A difficult to parse screenshot from the superlative game Saros, you see the shoulder and arm of a man putting his hand into a much larger demonic looking hand. The text reads “guys will do anything except go to therapy”
A colorful sign with two columns, the left reading tattling in the right reading reporting Tattling • to get someone in trouble • You can solve the problem by yourself • It was an accident • Harmless situation • No one is hurt • Not important/not urgent Reporting • To Keep someone Sate • You need help from an adult • It was on purpose • Dangerous situation • Someone is hurt •Important/ urgent
Jack Black, before he was willing to betray his friends for voiceover pennies, in the show Tenacious D, singing the song “cosmic shame” He is looking at you and saying “quit your day job”
Werner Herzog in the Mandalorian asking to see the baby
Hank Hill looking like he’s struggling to explain something. He is standing in front of his fence and householding an Alamo beer
The vandal from marathon in the “achromatic rush” skin. It’s black, monochromatic and dull.
Sam from I think you should leave wearing a red check short sleeve shirt in front of an forested background. He is struggling and the text reads [redacted]
Two still frames from the wedding episodes of Peaky Blinders, where Cillian Murphy in a vest is pointing and yell yelling at his underlings: no posting that you can go to jail over No fucking posting that you can go to jail over
Black and white picture of Vincent Price from the waist up wearing a suit and lit from below. Behind him is the shadow of a huge comic bat
The alien from the classic STTNG episode Darmok. He is pink and slightly porcine looking with a rich and hairless head. His arms are spread Wide.
Calvin‘s dad from Calvin and Hobbes, putting a helmet on next to his bike with an angry expression. He has been put behind a window and is saying the sickos line “yes… Ha ha ha yes”
A sign reading COPIER TIPS APPROACH THE COPIER SLOWLY, WITHOUT A SENSE OF HURRY WHEN YOU HAVE THE URGE TO SCREAM, CURSE, OR SLAM DOORS, WHISPER GENTLY INSTEAD COPIERS RESPOND WELL TO POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT. AS YOU PICK UP YOUR COPIES TO LEAVE, THANK THE COPIER AND WALK SLOWLY AWAY
A picture of a cat and a cat tree from behind. He is looking up over his backside at you. Due to the choice of lens distortion, it looks like his butt is enormous and his head is tiny
Necron 99 from Ralph Bakshi’s “Wizards” An assassin with a skin tight red uniform, black eyes, and long rifle riding some sort of spherical two legged angry horse
The straits of hormuz graphic showing a boat jumping over the peninsula the steps are labeled one. Build up speed. two. Hit trampoline. three. Cool backflip. four. Nailed the landing
The incredible dip shit entitled programmer from the better than it has any right to be filmed “grandma’s boy” with his face against the wall wearing a black leather jacket. He wonders in the text “how did he see me”
Bruce from kids in the hall, sitting at the chair wearing a lab coat. He is introducing a new technology it’s a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends
A guillotine
A very nice man in a red plaid shirt shrugs in front of a background of trees. The text below reads “redacted”
Indiana Jones, dressed in an overly tight uniform of a zeppelin bell hop points to an open window where he has just tossed someone or something. He looks at the rest of the patrons, and in the original film says “no ticket” Now, the text reads “no scrappy” Scrappy is a delightful chicken who lives at your home in ARC Raiders, and marathon does not have a sense of home or persistent character which leads me to be far less interested in persistent character growth
The collapsing bulk of an orange and green and yellow bounce house on green grass and a blue tarp sinks down to the ground. A pair of legs in blue pants and white shoes stick straight out from beneath the wreckage.
The cover of the aforementioned myth two a really terrific RTS from bungie from back in the 90s. The cover shows a shirtless terrifying lipless man raising a short pole arm above his head to attack a blonde Viking with blue tattoos. Some weird toothy varmint is also in the corner
We gave it a D I was disposed to like Rid of Me, the second from the current darling of British street-cred arbiters. The guitars are hard and up-front without being stoopid. The production is wonderful: abstracted, uncompromised, poetic, and mostly like listening to a cheap stereo with one channel shot away - often stunning. Polly Jean Harvey is an inventive and passionate singer. The ingredients were lined up for something good to happen. Only trouble is, gee whiz, this is one of those angry-woman-spews-sexual-politics records. It has no heart. It speaks not of the hopes and fears of people like you and me, but of doctrine. Like a Led Zeppelin record: sounds great, means nothing. Unless, of course, you want to buy the flavor-of-the-month PC attitude, stick it in your head, and parade it like a banner. D
panel comic First two panels are entitled “Journalist Visits Twitter” Panel 1: Journalist is skipping happily through Twitter. Behind them, two people shout “Black people suck!” And “gay people suck” Panel 2: Journalist continues to skip. Two more people shout “trans people suck” and “immigrants suck!” The second two panels are titled “Journalist Visits Bluesky” Panel 3: Journalist skips into bluesky and someone immediately shouts “YOU suck” Panel 4: Journalist is crouched on the floor, absolutely devastated. In the foreground is a piece of paper that reads “Today, I went to hell”
Harold from Harold and Kumar looking at the camera on a city street. The text reads am I supposed to feel bad?
A yellow flag depicting a cat holding a snake. The text reads I will tread wherever I want
Frank, from dead rising, the Xbox 360 launch zombie game, jn close-up against the background of cinderblocks. He looks across at a woman with blonde hair visible only at the corner of the frame with an expression of wounded pride on his enormous canned ham face. The subtitle reads “I’ve covered wars, you know”
Gooby plz
A child’s toy labeled atomic energy lab because people were fucking idiots and so excited about the new wonder tech
A screen of all black-and-white text reading “welcome to Eliza”
A corner restraunt in a strip mall. The sign reads Twin Peaks, with two mountains as the logo. Get it? GET IT??
truly pathetic Bluesky bio for the “meme aggregator” account 1000 posts, 52 followers, and 59 following. Bio reads “digital curator for the Internet’s greatest hits. Meme aggregator scour the web for the best of viral content from niche gems to mainstream trends. We filter the noise that you get top humor without the endless…. Stay in the loop, one post at a time” Bitch I don’t think I will
The giant from Twin Peaks in front of a red background wearing a blue shirt. He is saying “it is happening again”
Tim Robinson looking directly at the New York Times and ask him “are you sure about that? Are you sure about that’s why?”
A three panel achewood comic in which a bear walks into the room and says “hey guys! Guess who just got…” In panel two he is in close-up and he is singing: “yellllled” In panel three he finishes his song: “aaaat!”
William cat in house coming down the stairs. His face is well lit, his hair is back lit to separate him from the background, he’s exiting a dark space and entering a light space. There is the shadow of a light fixture on the wall, an impossibility in the real world, but it communicates to you the viewer some of the space in the room beyond.