Lesbian Sheldon Cooper

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Found in the wreckage left behind after a wizard's laboratory blew up in a mysterious accident 33 years ago, Raygun uses she/her pronouns, likes dripping goop and slithering ooze, and thinks much too hard about Spock's booty hole for polite society

T shirt with a trio of wolf meme art on it and the words "whatever daddy wants... Daddy gets"
Screencap from a season 1 episode of tng. Picard is saying "what is your situation?"and Geordi is replying "not so good"
Screenshot of the top songs on my Spotify created On Repeat playlist. They are an industrial goth cover of "Whip It" by Powerman 5000, "I Think I'm a Clone Now" by Weird Al, "Chocolate" by the 1975, "All Fall Down" by the Vampire Lestat, a cover of "Clones (We're All)" by the Smashing Pumpkins, a cover of "Hella Good" by Dorian Electra, a cover of "the Devil Inside" by Powerman 5000, "Daddy" by BLAKSWAN, "Der Kommissar" by After the Fire, and "Clones (We're All)" by Alice Cooper
Quote meme image of Spock from Assignment Earth petting the cat. Under it is a quote attributed to Spock. It reads "if science were easy, it would be called 'your mom'."
Data walking out of the room with a silly kind of swagger but he's been edited so that he has a big booty
Screenshot from "Operation Annihilate" where Kirk, Spock, and a couple of redshirts are standing in a little plant covered waiting room with alien pancakes on the ceiling. Caption reads "[sucking noise]"
AOS Spock in profile from the scene where he's sending torpedos over to the Vengeance
Picture of my TV. On it AOS Kirk stares emotionally at something off screen. He looks stupid pretty for no reason and it makes me want to throw up acid on him and gulp down the mush he dissolves into like I'm a big fly
Tiermaker for AOS Kirk's outfits. In the S tier there is his dress uniform from ID, his butch motorcycle jacket look from Beyond, his tighty whities from 2009, and his nose tampons/bloody T-shirt from 2009. A tier has his command uniform from 2009/ID, his outfit from the end of Beyond, his Klingon disguise from ID, winter jacket from 2009, and cadet uniform. B tier is his drill jumping suit from 2009, command uniform from Beyond, off duty uniform from 2009, t-shirt and jacket combo pre-blood from the 2009 bar fight. C tier has his drill jump suit again bc I'm dumb, his space jump suit from ID, his hospital gown look from ID, and his hooded robe thing from Nibiru in ID. D tier is his ID wetsuit and his Kobyashi Maru jumpsuit
Image of Spock looking at Kirk kind of upset ish (for Spock) from the "pointy? Is that a derogatory reference--" scene. A tumblr post by gristliker is next to Spock. Said post reads "hey why aren't you groping me? do you hate me?"
A tiered list featuring AOS Spock's outfits. In the top S category, you have his puffy jacket from when he went to the Klingon homeworld in Into Darkness, his dress uniform WITH THE HAT in into darkness, and his scratchy "I love my mommy and fuck the VSA" turtleneck from 2009. In the A category there is his regular science blue uniform from 2009/into darkness, the dress uniform WITHOUT THE HAT from into darkness, and the volcano suit from into darkness. B tier features his fun jacket he wears for the shuttle ride where he meets Carol Marcus and hates her immediately in into darkness, his black professor outfit that he also wears at the end of the when he's meeting meemaw in 2009, and the jumpsuit from Beyond. In the C tier there is his normal science blues but from Beyond (sorry but the Beyond uniforms are ugly). And in the D tier, acting as the sole absolute crime against God, there's that shirt that looks like a pajama top that he wears at the end of Beyond
A box from the official Star Trek helmet which features a kid wearing said helmet which is just a goofy looking plastic motorcycle helmet thing that's white and has a big siren light on stop and "SPOCK" written across the forehead
Screenshot of my phone home screen and the background image is one of the promotional stills from 2009 where Spock looks air brushed to hell and like a doll with bad hair. He's standing in parade rest with his head kind of cocked
Uhura smooching Spock in his volcano suit in into darkness
Tos Spock looking through a tiny window in a door and kind of giving off forlorn vibes
Screenshot of the fic title "Bark like a God" and the summary which talks about AOS Kirk getting stuck in the prime universe where the captain is a dick and the Kirks don't like each other
Old Burger King toy from 2009 of prime Spock
Kirk in Beyond in his fun butch motorcycle jacket sitting in the captain's chair kind of man spreading
Collage featuring art of a futuristic looking desert city at the top, a quilt pattern of stars, the scene from 2009 of Spock and Kirk talking to Nero on the view screen, art of an androgynous lite player sitting in the woods, some Celtic knot art in the corners, and a woman holding up a cloth. There's text as well that's split into 3 sections. The first reads "but many more Gods were 'natural' Gods with 'civilized' aspects or vice versa. God who were worshipped in both field and city with different aspects in each. Vulcan, for instance, was a God of volcanoes and also a God of smithing and metalwork" The second one reads "I myself have relationships almost exclusively with deities and spirits of civilization, for reasons I've never properly understood. Maybe it's out of necessity." And the third reads "the countryside is beautiful and visiting is always a pleasure, but human energy is what draws me and pulls me in most. It's vibrant and always changing, and very seductive to me"
Picture of a broken TOS Star Trek commemorative plate
Creepy promotional image of AOS Kirk where he's mostly in shadow and staring right at the camera forehead first
Meme image of movies era Spock (gotta be wrath of Khan or onward cause he's in the ugly monster maroon uniform) just kind of looking blankly off screen. The text reads "I do not think"
Brainless Spock from "Spock's Brain" sitting in a chair blankly, kind of drooping, looking a little forlorn and dissociated
Framed picture of the first season tng Enterprise crew
Meme image of someone putting money in the collection plate at a church. The text reads "keep preaching"
Emoji making a :3 face but with huge eyes that are full of hearts and the little guy is blushing too. There are hearts all around it and they're kind of smeared like they're intensely moving
Picture of my TV screen. I've opened Zachary Quinto's page and among the list of things he's in, there's a link to a blank screen labeled Star Trek 4 next to Heroes and Invincible
AOS Spock looking very sad and frowny
Wall of my room. The top is a poster from Star Trek 2009 of the bridge crew in black and white. Beneath it is an autograph from Jeffrey Combs. There's also a couple dolls of TOS Kirk and spock in their space suits sitting on top of a book shelf mostly out of frame
Picture of a corner of my room. This features cardboard Spock, a cute little night stand with a dinosaur lamp on it, a short brown bookshelf with an altar on top of it, a poster from the Search for Spock promo of Kirk and Spock, and my little black chihuahua sprawling in a Sunbeam from the window
Edited screenshot of a quoted post. The og post is by AOS Kirk and reads "do y'all forget you have a father when you insult men in general???" And the quote post is Spock and it reads "does Sisyphus forget of his boulder"
Kris and Spock in into darkness. They're walking and Kirk is whacking Spock on the chest playfully
Close up of a kind of animal toy that I know the name of but I've very much forgotten but it looks kind of like a teddy bear. It's zoomed in so the head looks really big. Across its head, text reads "I got a big forehead cuz I be knowin"
Cover of a copy of Into Darkness on blu ray. It features Kirk prominently while under him you see Spock and Uhura. All 3 are in the disguises they wore on Kronos. John Harrison is doing a spooky walk toward the camera in the middle
Old school computer wallpaper image of the AOS Enterprise with Kirk and Spock standing dramatically in front of it. The words "Kirk and Spock" are next to them
Screenshot of a tumblr post. It reads: "Robbie: have you ever heard the sound of your balls slapping my ass? Sportacus: No.... Robbie:" which is then followed by a meme image of Robbie Rotten with one hand on his hip and the other holding a soccer ball. This image is referring to the clip from the show where Robbie says "would you like to??" in this intense way
Shrinky dink my wife made of the autism creature meme but it has pointy ears and a bowl cut like Spock
Meme image of Squidward sadly looking through the window at SpongeBob and Patrick having fun. Squidward is labeled "boners", SpongeBob is "kirkheads", and Patrick is "spocksuckers"
Deeply fried meme image of Dobby from Harry Potter standing in the "you know I had to do it to em" pose on the "you know I had to do it to em" stretch of street. Dobby's legs/feet have been replaced with burger king foot lettuce meme image. Text reads "may Dobby please have a crumb of that exquisite coochie BOTTOM TEXT"
AOS Kirk getting choked out on the navigation console
TOS Kirk smiling cutesy with his arms crossed. It's the same picture as the one from the "girls that poop" meme
Meme image. On the left it reads "girls that poop" and features TOS Kirk. On the right it reads "bitches that SHIT" and features AOS Kirk
Meme image. On the left it reads "girls that poop" and features TOS Kirk and Spock. On the right it reads "bitches that SHIT" and features AOS Kirk and Spock
Scene from into darkness of Spock dragging an injured Pike out of the line of fire. Pike has his mouth open and he's looking quite rough. Spock is labeled "me going for that fifth orgasm" and Pike is labeled "my clitoris"
Spock from TAS with his face hiding behind his hand looking sad
Kirk in the scene from into darkness where they're in the mudd incident shuttle and the lighting is making his face extra beautiful
Meme image of a guy in 4 panels putting on clown makeup, clown wig, and a clown nose
Screenshot of a bluesky post from someone named Odysseus. They say "meh. The kelvin timeline never impressed me. I have nothing against the actors, but Abrams replaced two of Science Fictions greatest with a couple of whiny emo boys"
Screenshot of an E rated AO3 fic. It's titled "the Passionate Unraveling of Spock's Soggy Yearning" and it's by me (CampySpaceSlime). The summary reads "even infertile Vulcans like Spock have to suffer through at least one menstrual cycle a year". Tags include "bottom Spock", "menstrual sex", and "Spock has a pussy"
BTS of Quinto in the Spock get up during filming for Beyond. He's sitting in a chair, leaning back and making sultry eyes and pouty kissy lips at the camera
Edited bluesky post. It's from the user Mr. Spock @scienceslut69. The post reads "these Klingon dorks are fake freaks sorry. If ur really about it u don't write poetry u just text ur man 'force feed me ur cum later' n he thumbs up reacts"
Image of TOS Bones smiling broadly and the words "plastic explosives." are written over the top of his head
BTS from into darkness of Benedict Cumberbatch fake choking Zachary Quinto as stunt doubles for both of these actors look on. The Spock one has his one leg cocked and his hand resting on it
Scene from into darkness where Spock is lugging Pike's dying body out of the line of fire
Screenshot of a text message conversation of 3 messages sent from the same person. The first says "wyd baby girl 😍". The second: "I want your lil autistic ass to be mine 😘" and the third: "wyd today"
Part of a page from "Religions of Star Trek". It's talking about how mystery in the Trek universe is not connected to religion but about the wide mystery of existence in the cosmos. "There is no God to condemn us for being sinful; life in this world is not a painful trap from which we must escape [...] We hold our salvation in our own hands"
Kirk from into darkness kind of giggly smiley holding his communicator talking to drunk Scotty on the other end
Spock from Beyond with his eyes closed leaning his head against a wall with McCoy's hands on both sides of his head