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I am the very model of a pseudointellectual I've posted scifi🚀 cat pics😺and my avatar is skeletal💀 Pan🏳‍🌈 she,they GenX Swiftie (@campyWHY from Twitter)

Spotify top 10 John Lennon tracks: 9 out of 10 are 2010 remasters
#1 is Imagine, with 807+ million plays

Taylor Swift's upcoming album The Life of a Showgirl, vinyl back cover
1 The Fate of Ophelia
2 Elizabeth Taylor
3 Opalite
4 Father Figure
5 Eldest Daughter
6 Ruin the Friendship
7 Actually Romantic
8 Wi$h Li$t
9 Wood
10 CANCELLED!
11 Honey
12 The Life of a Showgirl (ft Sabrina Carpenter)

source: https://www.census.gov/newsroom/press-releases/2024/families-living-arrangements.html

Census Bureau Releases New Estimates on Families and Living Arrangements
May 30, 2024
Press Release Number: CB24-TPS.56

MAY 30, 2024 — The U.S. Census Bureau today released estimates showing that married-couple households made up 47% of all households in 2022, down from 71% in 1970. Estimates from the America’s Families and Living Arrangements: 2022 report also show that about 80 million U.S. households in 2019 were family households. Of those family households, 58 million were married-couple households, about 6 million were a male householder with no spouse present, and 15 million were a female householder with no spouse present.

Additionally, nonfamily households were about 19% of all households in 1970, but by 2022, they made up about 36% of all households. Women living alone made up the largest percentage of nonfamily households in both 1970 and 2022. In 1970, about 12% of households were women living alone, compared to about 16% in 2022. The share of households with men living alone grew from about 6% in 1970 to about 13% in 2022, the largest percentage-point change of other nonfamily household groups.

my black cat with a tiny knitted toque perched atop her head

Relationships filter on Archive of Our Own
Joe Biden/Donald Trump (1129)
Elon Musk/Donald Trump (515)
Vladimir Putin/Donald Trump (189)
Kim Jong-un/Donald Trump (129)
Joe Biden & Donald Trump (108)
Kamala Harris/Melania Trump (91)
Elon Musk & Donald Trump (84)
Donald Trump/Melania Trump (67)
Joe Biden/Barack Obama (53)
Barack Obama/Donald Trump (51)

"TRUMP IS A CUNT" Janey Godley

Your Kentucky Derby horse name is:
A symptom of one of you mental illnesses + the last thing you ate.

he just saw the sex pony

"My friend's cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money."
chonky tabby cat lounging belly up beneath the front bumper of a parked car

Larry @Lessig on Twitter: Because America does need another party that bends to the whim of billionaires. QT "Elon Musk says he is launching a new political party" BBC.com article

from the FAQs page:
When even IS DashCon 2?
July 5th, 2025, in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
Will you be renting the DashCon hotel?
No. Firstly, we’re based in Toronto, Canada; and as a small first year con, we’re not expecting numbers large enough to justify such a huge venue. We’re also a single-day convention, so we’re not looking to partner with any hotels.

Will there be a ball pit?
Yes.
Will there really be a ball pit?
Yes. This was the first thing we decided.
How do you expect to keep people from peeing in the ball pit?
The ball pit will be supervised at all times.
Can I pee in the ball pit?
No.
Can I get an extra hour in the ball pit?
Stay tuned!

According to Pregnancy Justice’s most recent numbers, Alabama prosecutes more pregnant people than any other state — 104 of 210 prosecutions in 2023. Many are concentrated in Etowah County, which in recent years has cracked down on drug use while pregnant, using a 2006 chemical endangerment law intended to protect children from meth labs, according to a 2023 AL.com analysis. The Etowah County District Attorney’s Office did not respond to a request for comment.

embroidery floss wound on tiny cards inside partitioned plastic storage box

1 - 20 of 381 Works in Elon Musk/Donald Trump [on AO3]

"Presidential Pounding" by panbeatsyomama
Fandoms: Original Work
Elon Musk/Donald Trump Rough Sex Oral Sex Hand Jobs Anal Sex Sexual Overstimulation Knotting Switching Impregnation Degradation Kink

Elon Musk misbehaved and heavily gets pounded by the President for not becoming preganant sooner. Little did he know Elons's plan all along was to get Impregnanted by the President - smart way to baby trap the older man. How will this turn out?!

"The state of our relationship" by cloveria
Elon Musk/Donald Trump Kim Jong-un/Donald Trump Heartbreak Cheating Acceptance Affairs Secret Relationship Mpreg | Male Pregnancy Divorce Violence

Elon Musk finds out that Donald Trump has been having an affair with another man again while he is carrying another child. He accepts this, finds peace by punching the shits out of him, and moves on.

The entirety of this fan-fiction is based off of REAL events that have occurred before. Nothing in this work is actual fiction, be warned as you will uncover government secrets.

screenshot of YouTube video thumbnail previews with artificial intelligence-generated images of people before & after heavy makeup "transformations" including Britney Spears without makeup

Daniel & Jack getting gay married???!!!

my COMPLETE collection of Hal Leonard songbooks of Taylor Swift's albums: Debut, Fearless TV, Speak Now TV, Red TV, 1989 TV, Reputation, Lover, folklore, evermore, Midnights, TTPD Anthology

Trinity & Neo loaded for The Matrix

map of United States illustrating geographic regions of dominant Native American Tribes

white man in suit shooting himself in the foot with a handgun

gray & white cat with big green sad eyes
caption in green Comic Sans: MOM I BEG
caption in red Comic Sans: PLS STOP WATHCING DIDDY TRIAL AND FEED ME

Wikipedia entry on Casey Means:
Career
Practice (2018–2024)
Means began a medical residency in otolaryngology, but dropped out before completing the program. After quitting residency, Means established a functional medicine practice in Portland, Oregon. Her state medical license was shifted to "inactive" status on January 1, 2024.

Businesses (2019–present)

Means is the co-founder and chief medical officer of Levels, a company that offers continuous glucose monitors. She is involved in her brother's company, Truemed. Means sells sponsored dietary supplements, creams, teas, and other products on her social media accounts.

Means has more than 800,000 followers on Instagram.

Taylor Swift wearing the Moonstone bodysuit during the Midnights era of the Eras Tour
it's deep cobalt blue with rhinestone star appliques and a Swarovski crescent moon

211 Works in Space: 1999 on AO3

US Capitol Building office plaque:
REPRESENTATIVE
Mike Collins
Pronouns: he/him
404

US Capitol Building office plaque:
REPRESENTATIVE
Mike Collins
Clown College
404

US Capitol Building office plaque:
REPRESENTATIVE
Mike Collins
Clown College

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Space: 1999 screenshot, S1E1; moon base nuclear waste disposal site looks like a cat's litter box with gold cat toy balls sitting atop buried poop mounds

screenshot of my digital order confirmation
they charged me shipping even tho merch orders over $50 get free shipping so IDK but whatever

Virginia state flag: field of medium blue behind the state seal which depicts the Roman goddess Virtus in a one-shoulder toga exposing a bare breast standing over a "defeated tyrant," along with the state's motto, "Sic semper tyrannis." (Thus Always to Tyrants)

young Agent Pendrell gazes adoringly at Agent Scully (The X-Files)
he is all of us

back view of an intricate blonde updo with a rhinestone comb tucked near the top

Schoolchildren stay at home (yeah)
and all the banks will close (yeah)
each year we'll mark the date (yeah)
on which we'll celebrate (yeahhh)
I know how
I know why
I can picture every part
of your comeuppance except
for the one remaining piece of the puzzle
which is WHEN YOU'LL DIE

fluffy black cat with 6 artificial white rose blooms perched on her body & head

"...among the many nationally recognized leaders speaking out on Tuesday was Scott Gottlieb, who led the U.S. Food and Drug Administration during Trump’s first term. He warned that these cuts could end up unraveling the reforms he and his team implemented to help speed up the drug-approval process, effectively reversing a cause conservatives have long championed.

“We built the FDA into the most efficient, forward-leaning drug regulatory agency in the world—and established the U.S. as the global center of biopharmaceutical innovation,” Gottlieb tweeted."

titanium precision tweezers

campyspornshack's Top artists this month (on Spotify)
1-Taylor Swift 2-Lady Gaga 3-LISA 4-Beyonce 5-Dryer 6-ROSE 7-JISOO 8-Chappell Roan

REMEMBER KIDS: PROFITS ARE THE UNPAID WAGES OF THE WORKING CLASS
(cartoon Monopoly banker guy wearing a bandit mask & running away with a bag of money)

Michelle Trachtenberg as Dawn from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, serving an insane face card & salon-perfect hair that swung straight out of a Pantene commercial

Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️
Replying to @MichaelShanks
He actually made this statement in the context of subsidies, not tariffs. Ultimately, it's a negotiating tactic. Prior to this, Canada had more active tariffs in place.

@MichaelShanks
Your opinion is that it’s a ‘negotiation tactic’. The guy is in the process of extorting a war torn country for their rare earth minerals and leaving them out of the peace negotiations for their own future.

Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️
I'm not discussing Ukraine. More to the point, getting back to the original point, what's to be done with traitor Gretzky? How can he make amends?

@MichaelShanks
That being said, a simple proclamation of “ I disagree with the President on this isssue..” might be a simple and effective statement to satisfy the people bent out of shape. Not really too much to ask

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@MichaelShanks 23 Feb 2025
When the leader of a nation threatens the sovereignty of your native country, and you choose to pal around and endorse that leader instead of standing up for Canada? Let’s just say: I vehemently disagree with your opinion. Full stop.

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@MichaelShanks
He’s already stated that the 25% tariffs are about harming the Canadian economy to make it “not a viable country anymore”. It ceases to be a threat when it’s transformed into ACTION

@cosmic_anon Feb 23
So are you for or against becoming a US territory?

As it is, Canada is already a US Protectorate.

@MichaelShanks
Canada is a “US Protectorate”?? Who exactly is the US protecting us from??

partial view of vintage Singer sewing machine set in work cabinet showing various pincushions, cutting mat, spool rack, left audio speaker, rotary cutters hanging from the blade/scissors rack... Blooming Wild hoop embroidery needle art by Rachel hangs on wall next to my Taylor Swift typewriter ornament :)

Alamy stock image of rusted road sign "END HIGHER FINES ZONE"

Fuck your MAGA
danglewiener
NO MORE ORANGE

a pile of 2 dozen real fur cat toy mice made in China

babyvoice Katie Britt in the weird AI kitchen after the SotU

Qetesh uses the Goa'uld ribbon hand device on Ba'al (Stargate SG-1 Continuum)

screenshot of "Donald the Dove, Hillary the Hawk" opinion article by Maureen Dowd for the New York Times, 30 April 2016

Kendrick Lamar with an armful of 5 Grammy Awards 2025

— 4,776,706 voters were wrongly purged from voter rolls according to US Elections Assistance Commission data.
— By August of 2024, for the first time since 1946, self-proclaimed “vigilante” voter-fraud hunters challenged the rights of 317,886 voters. The NAACP of Georgia estimates that by Election Day, the challenges exceeded 200,000 in Georgia alone.
— No fewer than 2,121,000 mail-in ballots were disqualified for minor clerical errors (e.g. postage due).
— At least 585,000 ballots cast in-precinct were also disqualified.
— 1,216,000 “provisional” ballots were rejected, not counted.
— 3.24 million new registrations were rejected or not entered on the rolls in time to vote.

Trump is ahead by just over 230,000 votes in Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin, according to the latest numbers from CBS. All three states were the focus of intensive campaigning by both parties ahead of the 5 November vote.

If just over 115,000 voters in that group had instead picked Harris, she would have won those Rust Belt swing states, giving her enough votes in the electoral college to win the presidency.

That might sound like a lot of people but the number is a drop in the ocean of the more-than-150 million votes that were cast nationwide.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn5w9w160xdo

Mary Anne MacLeod Trump, 1930

a very fluffy black cat glares judgmentally as she lounges on a crocheted throw next to a knitted slipper sock

"Oasis" by Amanda Palmer
[Explicit]
When I got to the party
they gave me a forty
and I must have been thirsty
cuz I drank it so quickly
when I got to the bedroom
there was somebody waiting
and it isn't my fault that the barbarian raped me

Teal'c, Private Investigator
wearing a fedora & camelhair wide rounded notch lapel overcoat
Stagate SG-1 200th episode

Vice President Kamala Harris @VP tweeted 11 January 2025
From our heroic first responders to the neighbors who are helping each other, Californians are stepping up and showing the best of the American spirit in a moment of crisis.
Our Administration will continue to do everything we can to support state and local response efforts.
[a 1 minute, 45 second video is attached to the tweet with Harris video calling CA Governor Gavin Newsom & Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass]

Ten of Chalices Haunted Cat Tarot card
a chonky black cat sits contentedly among 10 upright chalices
the artwork is rendered in soothing blues & greens

Michael Adler @madler9000
[photo of Obama, Trump & Melania at Jimmy Carter's funeral]
Who can read lips? What are former Presidents Trump and Obama discussing at President Carter’s funeral?
@campyWHY
"Hey Donnie, you got a eulogy for me drafted, just in case?"
"Uh, I gotta tell you, I haven't finished the one for Ivana yet."
https://x.com/campyWHY/status/1877381737631654049