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@cane.rocks

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Sometimes I feel like my wheels ain’t touching the ground Albuquerque NM. He/him

Photo thing where you stick your face through a sheet to make it look like you are hot dogs with a space for a kid that is a splash of mustard.
Stan Kelly with a sly look on his face.
Ctrl Alt Del comic where the main character says, "For the love of everything fraggable! It's farkin COLD in here!".
Chevrolet Tahoe where the T has fallen off so it says “A Hoe”
A man wearing a t-shirt that reads, "Let a gargoyle sit on your face".
HOE BUS
Mos Eisley cantina bartender pointing at the camera, saying "We don't serve their kind here!".
Advertisement for some crappy new restaurant that calls itself Graze Anatomy. Graze as in what cows do.
Me holding a plush rainbow trout in my car with sunglasses on and making a mean face.
Bad chieftain from Apocalypto saying “I am walking here”.
Robert England overseeing the factory floor in a fancy suit and he looks evil as hell.
The bag of green chiles.
terrible AI generated movie poster for a movie called Run of the Wild starring Jimmy Stewart and Humphrey Bogart. A train robber is on top of a train.
A category of movies called, "From Page to Screen". It includes Payback, Jackie Brown, Sophie's Choice, and Shrek.
I pull a Steven Pinker book off the library shelf and carry it to the trash can.
Stupid liquor display statue of Dave portnoy.
Stainless steel thermos cup with a tiger on it.
Photograph of a man named Drew D Dix.
A drawing of piglet and winnie the pooh as the guys from the katana unveiling video. Pooh holds the sword and piglet makes an unpleasant face while saying, "It's tape!".
I managed to pause the video at a point where it displayed the Army Black Knights logo, next to the Arkansas Red Wolves' mascot, which has been mislabeled as Aubie, the Auburn mascot.
Mojo the monkey from the Simpsons. He lies swaddled on a doorstep while his trainer holds a computer out for him to use to speak.
momo watanabe points and laughs.
Ceiling that resembles Donald Trump’s America Blue reflecting pool.
Rats flee a collapsing building and run into another.
Eugene Levy saying “You got me straight trippin boo” to queen latifah in Bringing Down the House.
Me holding a jack fish.
Cardboard cutout of jimmy johnson.
Stupid ass photoshop of The Bitch Who Warned Yall by Hillary Clinton.
Wendell from Frisky Dingo cries out in anguish.
Bee on a flower.
Two successive posts on bluesky: Moby Dick - Look at that hanging lower lip! what a huge sulk and pout is there! Richard Nixon - A picture of Richard Nixon eating his favorite desert of cottage cheese on a slice of pineapple with a glass of milk.
Adam Sandler as Bobby "The Waterboy" Boucher sits in a chair and says, "Look who's on the television, Mama. The devil".
The Power Broker by Robert Caro.
Bundle of diapers styled to look like a layer cake.
Various things on break room white board. Six seven, 69, Paul the alien from the movie Paul.
Cult leader Jim Jones addresses his cult members.
Stupid electronic stethoscope with an electrocardiogram display.
Fake movie from Seinfeld called "Sack Lunch". The poster features a married couple with three children and the father is looking befuddled at the situation in which he has found himself.
Pyat pree from Game of Thrones.
Wrestler Mick Foley telling people in New Mexico to vote.
Pack of flower seeds called Sweet William.
Jon from Delocated shows off his new shirts.
Large print version of the novel Heat 2.
Roadrunner interrupting our post shift conference.
Tabloid cover about Michael Jackson.
podcast called "Kent Hance: The Best Storyteller in Texas".
John Wayne as Genghis Khan in The Conqueror.
Metal ping pong table at a public park.
The described shirt of a generic clown with the words "I eat children".
96.67 %.
Movie poster the film Pressure featuring Brendan Fraser as Ike Eisenhower and some other guy with images of war behind them.
New Mexico vanity license plate that reads “RUSH YYZ”.
Small bouquet of flowers resting atop a pallet of cutwater canned cocktails. Probably left by a bad son.
Person saying Bob Dylan should’ve married bette middler.
Timbuk2 messenger bag
Poster for the movie Rituals, featuring several hikers using a guide rope to ford a river.
Truck with two stupid gun stickers. The first is a series of guns with the words My Family under it. The other is a gun with the words I Plead the Second under it.
Some idiot from padre island complaining about the halftime show.
Sign forbidding gym members from using the cardio machines with shoes covered in concrete.