Ashley Phillips

@cankles4days.bsky.social

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I ate too many mangoes

Screenshot of the article where the first couple of paragraphs normal then everything is written backwards. “With early voting underway and the May 19 primary closing in, Kemp argued that the U.S. Supreme Court's decision weakening the Voting Rights Act came too late in the election cycle to redo the maps for this year's midterm elections, though he has endorsed an overhaul before 2028. htiw ohw ot ot delgnat emos roines .stluser lasufer delknar nrutrevo revo stsilayol detairufni sih deeh evah sah noitcele sdnamed erofeb dna s'pmurT tahT snacilbupeR AGAM pmeK s'aigroeG 0202”
Will Ferrell in Old School with a tranquilizer dart in his neck. "Is this bad?"
Posterboard sign outside of someone's house that reads "Free Kittens"
2 pints of Donald trumps beautifully spun golden hair.
Roasted cherry tomato with herbs and markings that look like a face. They look a bit rough for the wear.
I don’t even know how to describe this. It’s one of the cats in the painting that is facing away maybe? But then there’s an eye or a marking that looks very much like an eye on the back of its head?
The same pic as above. There are two lights behind Mr Burroughs that look like huge glowing cat's eyes. They are circled in red with the words "Look out!" written beside it.
Egoiste commercial from the 90s with a bunch of classy ladies yelling “egoiste!” from their balconies.
Burgesss Meredith in the Twilight Zone’s Time Enough at Last
Hank the cat going in for some honey. He did not succeed.
Paul Revere warning of the coming of the most obnoxious people from twitter. “The twittish are coming” I don’t know who painted the picture sorry.
Rita the cat eyes a giant rib roast while her brother, Hank eyes her.
Mermann Melville’s twitter post that says “My little sister’s pre-language infancy was pent ardently yet fruitlessly trying to describe a spicy meatball “ with two pictures of her and he sister as small children. Her younger sister, as a baby making the the spicy meatball hand gesture.