Jamie

@cant.solar

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bugs in the streets, daffy in the sheets

results from the Hot/Crazy Scale test things everyone's doing today, I am allegedly 100% hot and 48.33% crazy, which places me right in the hottest and craziest corner of the marriage material category.
altered screenshot from Twin Peaks, Cooper is speaking to Truman and Albert, saying "Two Weeks. The signature on a demon's self-portrait."
photo of the sky, the rain isn't really visible from what i can see on my phone though.
from the timeline synchronicity files, the post below Ben's, from @awholedamntown, featuring a dog with glowing green eyes like they sometimes get when on camera, with the caption "imagine dealing with this every day"; the dog pic resembles the picture of James Carville with his screen reflected in his glasses.
the front cover of the Sacred Songs album by Daryl Hall.
Detective Goren doing one of his trademark inquisitive gestures.
Mad Men scene in Don's office with glum Paul and eager Peggy pitching ideas to Don, the preceding scene has Paul telling Peggy that he had a great idea but lost it because he forgot to write it down.
Marcy Long, Fallout 4.
the standing-up "i have something to say" guy Rockwell painting.
a cute little smiling puffer fish.
THE RESIGNED BUGS BUNNY WITH FLINTLOCK PISTOLS MEME, ALTERED SO INSTEAD OF SAYING "IT'S TIME TO GO BACK TO THA OLD ME" IT SAYS "IT'S TIME TO GO BACK TO THA CRUSADER KINGS 3", SORRY FOR ALL CAPS I'D ALREADY TYPED OUT SO MUCH OF IT BY THE TIME I REALIZED.
"Did you enjoy the president's birthday?" caption on a screenshot of the "fuhrer's birthday" scene from Mad Men.
the blank "footage not found" slide punchline from arrested development.
crying human jabba dot jpeg.
another open can of Pepsi Cream Soda, why, i don't know.
a brand new Colgate toothbrush right out of the package with one single bristle sticking out a full extra half-length from the rest
a me, sticking his face through a roughly head-shaped hole in a piece of cardboard with a red stripe bearing the word "Normal". his expression is at 40% resting bitch face and he has white guy lips, which is to say, none.
Dale Cooper saying "'Two weeks'. The signature on a demon's self-portrait."
Aesop Rock with a speech bubble.
the Burger King text generator again, it goes "IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES GUILLOTINE".
the title "Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me" as presented by the Burger King text generator everyone is playing with today.
a second fake title credit i made for a show called "Winkie's", it is set in the Winkie's restaurant from David Lynch's film Mulholland Drive, this title card is a shot of an intersection of two stroads in a stark industrial suburb with a restaurant sign reading "Winkie's" visible in the distance, "Winkie's" is also written center-screen in the Twin Peaks font except it's pink and purple instead of green and brown, it would have been critically lauded yet shut out at the Emmys for its entire run.
altered screenshot making it look like Derek from The Good Place is saying the quoted post.
the Norman Rockwell Freedom of Speech meme.
bulgogi wrap with one end bitten off and standing independently on its other end, it is filled with beef bulgogi including miscellaneous chopped and shredded veggies.
large grilled wrap, top view. it is the length and width of my google pixel 7 pro, and frankly more reliable.
a slice of pepperoni pizza, a slice of hawaiian, and a can of pepsi zero.
my co2 monitor says 1982.
screenshot of a bluesky search results page, the search string is "clavicular to the polls", the Top column says "no results found".
fake title credit i made for a show called "Winkie's", it is set in the Winkie's restaurant from David Lynch's film Mulholland Drive, the title card is a blurred interior shot of the cashier's counter and the exit door, with "Winkie's" written in the Twin Peaks font except it's pink and purple instead of green and brown, I think it could have done three seasons.
Screenshot from Twin Peaks: Agent Cooper is in a basement hallway at the Sheriff's Station saying "'Two Weeks'. The signature on a demon's self-portrait." which is a variation on the actual line from this scene in the show. It's a joke about current events! And Donald Trump!
screenshot of text exchange, I say "accidental genius on my part", Greg Hanec replies "i always tell people you are the smartest guy at any car crash"
strikingly handsome man with grey hair and perplexing beard trying to pose like he's not taking his own photo, so youthful that you'd never guess he's 57, also he's purple for some reason which is the foundation of the joke.
grey pebble-finish floor with a diagonal grout line, I'm just bored while I'm waiting for my chili cheese fries.
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — This is how Rahm Emanuel eats a salad: He rips open its clear, clamshell container with two hands. He grabs the ramekin of the dressing. He pours it across the salad. Then he picks up the salad container, shaking it with an intensity and ferocity that forces the balsamic throughout, giving no quarter to the greens and the grilled chicken. This is material information, mind you, for his would-be 2028 Democratic presidential primary rivals. Because how Rahm eats a salad is how he does anything and everything: with intent and with verve and without mercy.
pointillistic print of a thoughtful-pose David Bowie on the front of a black t-shirt with white 3/4 length sleeves, his name is underneath him in a computery font which is now retro but then was not.
an image made with the quoted Dune poster generator, but it says Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me instead.
Guardian headline: Trump calls Iran leaders "deranged scumbags" as Middle East violence spirals
a bite-cross-sectioned compound burger featuring a regular mcdonalds cheeseburger inserted between the two patties of a mcdouble. it wasn't on purpose but fate had plans for me today. there's a slice of tomato in there somewhere but you'd never know it.
on reddit, a commenter says "this is about fucking time" to which another commenter replies "it's more about unfucking time".
Dr Ritchie pouring coffee suspiciously.
the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo, except now it says Ski Jump Penis Doping Story.
from twitter politics trends: DO SOMETHING
Bart meme where he says "What an odd thing to say."
the "omg what did i just say" meme
cover of Tonight album by David Bowie.
Maxine from Russian Doll saying "I can't."
bugs bunny saying NO meme but bugs is facing upward (as discussed in the thread) while the NO text is oriented normally.
poster for Zero Effect (1998).
screenshot of the "About" section from my twitter account, showing that it is based in Switzerland (it is not based in Switzerland).
the pope-at-the-microphone meme that everyone's doing today
Dr Amp (Dr Jacoby) from Twin Peaks shouting into his webcam, "and the fucks are at it again!"
David Richardson, mimicking an alert person by looking somewhat googly-eyed behind his large black-framed glasses. He is in an important looking room and is dressed suspiciously similarly to Homer in the episode The Boy Who Knew Too Much.
roof pizza from breaking bad but pizza is big sunhat; i stole it from reddit but nobody will ever know because i hid my confession in the alt text.
CNN International Breaking Headline: Dick Cheney, influential Republican Vice President to George W Bush, dies at 84.
Google map satellite view of what I'm 99% certain is the fake neighborhood Apple let Vince GIlligan build on the outskirts of ABQ so Rhea Seehorn can throw as many pizzas on roofs as she wants.
same image as previous post, but superimposed over the beach where Laura Palmer's body was found in Twin Peaks, except it's the alternate timeline where she was never killed so there's no body there.
a woman is holding her fingertips to the the sides of her forehead, as though attempting to initiate some psychic manifestation. a small detail bubble showing an illustration of squished vein in a human brain points to her head, and this is what she appears to be trying to manifest through mystical projection of her will.
that cartoon guy smizing with all the swords pointed at his face again.