Cantard

@cantard.bsky.social

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Accountant, 3.5 wizard, lover of giant fighting robots. Wanted to run for office, but things didn't work out.

IT'S MADE WITH MAYONNAISE. Like soylent green, but worse.
A man portal nuclear device you can hide under your trench coat and pretend to be the hunch back of Notre dame.
The God Emperor Mandy and her eternal henchman Grimm, from the Grimm Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
DB Copper.
Yul Bynner smoldering for the camera.
Pikachu is SHOCKED, SHOCKED I say.