Caped Jackass

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Nebraskan now calling Minneapolis home. I post recipes, political takes, and lots of waterfall and pet pictures. Subscribed to @racketmn.bsky.social, @tpm.bsky.social, and @Wired.com.

Janice the muppet with the caption: “Fer sure”.
Your Results 73% Woke 27% Chud 44%Techbro 56% Neo-Luddite 64% Hopepilled 36% Doomer 88% Davos 12% Dubai YOUR CLOSEST MATCH: Pope Leo XIV
A Weapon Threat updated just now Safety Alerts • Reports of weapon threat prompting evacuation in Minneapolis, Minnesota. 8:33PM on Jun 1: Large police presence reported at Sea Salt.
Today 3:36 PM Labor Delegates, please see this message from Auditor Blaha (former MN AFL-CIO Secretary-Treasurer): Eight years ago you all sent a math teacher to serve as your State Auditor. It has been the honor of my lifetime. Now it's time to send an accountant. Zack Filipovich is the clear choice to be your next State Auditor. He knows Keith Ellison, Amy Klobuchar and Steve Simon aren't hurdles to overcome, but partners win and govern with. We all know the great things we accomplished when we had our DFL Trifecta. Zack Filipovich is our best bet to regain another. Join me, vote for Zack for MN Auditor!
Apple Watch giving a sound warning while Kobey Layne speaks at the DFL convention.
FinTwitter @fintwitter TRUMP SAYS WILL DISCUSS NUCLEAR WEAPONS WITH IRAN AT TALKS: PBS FinTwitter @fintwitter TRUMP SAYS 'FINE' IF IRAN NOT AT PAKISTAN TALKS: PBS FinTwitter @fintwitter TRUMP SAYS WILL DISCUSS NUCLEAR WEAPONS WITH IRAN AT TALKS: PBS FinTwitter @fintwitter TRUMP SAYS 'FINE' IF IRAN NOT AT PAKISTAN TALKS: PBS
Mystery creature with wings in Trump’s Jesus ai image.
New York Times submit a tip form Share your tips with us: “Trump and Vance either got played by their chosen intermediary, the Pakistani Prime Minister (who verified Lebanon was part of the ceasefire), they didn't understand what they agreed to, or they are lying. It's sorta a big deal.” Share Tip button.
Conservative activist convicted in voter-fraud case In Wsiconsin, Harry Wait said he set out to expose the potential for voter fraud. He ordered mail ballots in the names of others - and got charged with felonies. Yesterday at 11:15 p.m. EDT
First Skeet: The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler The real story... under any other president this would be jail time... 11m Adam Cochran (adamscochr... O @adamscochran X.com 5 minutes before Trump's announcement: * $1.5B notional worth of S&P500 (ES) futures are bought in a single clip. * $192M notional of oil futures (CL) sold. More than 4x-6x any other trade size during the market close. Insiders profited from his lies in broad daylight! (Image showing the corruption) Second Tweet: Sarah Posner @sarahposner this is one plausible explanation 11m Bradley P. Moss 12m ago So what likely happened is Kushner sent an unsolicited message to the Iranians. He told Trump that and now Trump thinks negotiations are ongoing.
Polymarket * @Polymarket •2h X BREAKING: Anthropic CEO says Claude may or may not have gained consciousness, as the model has begun showing symptoms of anxiety.
List of stock market changes today showing the Dow, NASDAQ, and numerous companies down up to 4% but Target is in the green, up .03%.
Jake Pawralta being cute in his round cat scratcher.
Screenshot from a skeet by @factpostnews Leavitt on Epstein: "We're moving on from that."
Screenshot of two Bluesky posts in feed, one about a Norwegian ambassador having to resign because of contacts with Epstein and another about a veteran French politician resigning because of links to Epstein.
Minnehaha Falls from upper observation area, in its frozen glory.
Megyn Kelly @megynkelly The whistles should be banned.
Minnehaha Falls, wide shot from the viewing area.
JD Vance V @JDVance X.com This level of engineered chaos is unique to Minneapolis. It is the direct consequence of far left agitators, working with local authorities. 11:47 PM • 1/24/26 • 2.5M Views
Minnehaha Falls covered in ice.
License Plate: “Vlad The” Car: Impala
Adrian Cronauer: Good morning, Vietnam! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early. Speaking of early, how about that Cro-Magnon, Marty Dreiwitz? Thank you, Marty, for "silky-smooth sound." Make me sound like Peggy Lee. Freddy and the Dreamers! Wrong speed. We've got it on the wrong speed. For those of you recovering from a hangover, that's gonna sound just right. Let's put her right back down. Let's try it a little faster, see if that picks it up a little bit. Those pilots are going, "I really like the music. I really like the music. I really like the music." Oh, it's still a bad song. Hey, wait a minute. Let's try something. Let's play this backwards and see if it gets any better. Freddy is a devil. Freddy is a devil. Picture a man going on a journey beyond sight and sound. He's left Crete. He's entered the demilitarized zone. All right. Hey, what is this "demilitarized zone"? What do they mean, "police action"? Sounds like a couple of cops in Brooklyn going, "You know, she looks pretty to me." Hey, whatever it is, I like it because it gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino. What is a demilitarized zone? Sounds like something out of The Wizard of Oz, Oh, no, don't go in there. Oh-we-oh Ho Chi'Minh Oh, look, you've landed in Saigon. You're among the little people now. We represent the ARVN Army The ARVN Army Oh, no! Follow the Ho Chi Minh Trail. Follow the Ho Chi Minh Trail. "Oh, I'll get you, my pretty!" Oh, my God. It's the wicked witch of the north. It's Hanoi Hanna! "Now, little GI, you and your little 'tune-ooh' too!" "Oh, Adrian. Adrian. What are you doing, Adrian?" Oh, Hanna, you slut. You've been down on everything but the Titanic. Stop it right now. Hey, uh, hi. Can you help me? What's your name? "My name's Roosevelt E. Roosevelt." Roosevelt, what town are you stationed in?. "I'm stationed in Poontang." Well, thank you, Roosevelt. What's the weather like out there? "It's hot. Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking." Well, can you tell me what it feels like. "Fool, it's hot! I told you again! Were you born on the sun? It's damn hot! I saw - It's so damn hot, I saw little guys, their orange robes burst into flames. It's that hot! Do you know what I'm talking about." What do you think it's going to be like tonight? "It's gonna be hot and wet! That's nice if you're with a lady, but it ain't no good if you're in the jungle." Thank you, Roosevelt. Here's a song coming your way right now. "Nowhere To Run To" by Martha and the Vandellas. Yes! Hey, you know what I mean! Too much?
BBloomberg Astronauts return to Earth following medical issue on ISS Story by Sana Pashankar • 3h Crew-11 mission astronauts wave ahead of their mission at the Kennedy Space Center in Cape Canaveral, Florida, on Aug. 1, 2025. © Photographer: Gregg Newton/AFP/Getty Images (Bloomberg) - A crew of four astronauts landed back on Earth after departing the International Space Station on Wednesday in NASA's first-ever medical evacuation over an undisclosed ailment involving one of the crew members.
Becka Thompson MINNEAPOLIS WARD 12 Happy New Year! I want to start by saying thank you - truly - for all that you did for me in 2025. It was quite a year. Since the election, many of you have asked about my next steps. While things were quiet publicly, I've been creating behind the scenes. During this time, my father passed away, on Christmas Day. It was a reminder that some things matter far more than political commentary or even the best-laid plans. He taught me so many things, and many of you got to meet him on the campaign. Though his passing delayed this announcement, it did not stop it. For my father also taught me you always move forward, and you keep your commitments - especially the ones you make to yourself. So I'm writing today to welcome you to a new venture - The Becka Show. A sometimes humorous, clear-eyed look at what