Joe Cap

@capjd.bsky.social

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Dubliner, living just outside Cambridge, UK, retired, full time carer for my wonderful husband.

A chalkboard on a street, at the top of says, "Nice Drinks" with an arrow pointing left (presumably to a bar/cafe), below it says, "Dunno...... maybe bears? Wouldn't risk it."
Tying the knot, 20 years ago. Me on the left in a black suit with an ivory waistcoat and burgundy tie, white carnation buttonhole on the black jacket. My husband on the right with white jacket and tie, burgundy waistcoat with matching carnation buttonhole.
A hairy chested, bearded man opens a pup hood themed fan
4 photos of my husband taken about 29 or 30 years ago. He was wearing a black polo neck and I hung a black hoodie behind him and the early Spring daylight streaming in the window from his right was the illumination. I guess I was channelling that With The Beatles album cover. The bottom right photo got sun bleached being in a frame on display for many years as I deemed it the best of the bunch at the time.
Cambridge Beer Festival before the onslaught!
An image titled "Creating a Password" with the following text: cabbage Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. boiled cabbage Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. 1 boiled cabbage Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. 50fuckingboiledcabbages Sorry, the password must contain atleast one upper case character. 50FUCKINGboiledcabbages Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively. 50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArse,IfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessImmediately Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation. NowIAmGettingReallyPissedOff 50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArse,IfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessImmediately Sorry, that password is already in use!
Event poster with a pale green background with large white text: Queers in Shorts. Beneath the text is a celluloid-style "washing line" with various rainbow striped shorts hanging from it. Event text below reads An Evening of Queer Film at Cambridge Arts Picturehouse Bar Thursday the 7th of May at 9pm
A small, brown donkey foal trots across a green meadow that is strewn lots of small yellow flowers in bloom.
An image of God hovering in the clouds, the caption reads "Trump was sent by God", with God replying "I was out of locusts"
Recent emojis
A Berylware cup and saucer
A purple background with a black fountain pen on the left side, black text stating: Write an erotic story in only three words.
Screenshot of BBC News website item
Screenshot from BBC Sounds of the listing for Heat 1 of the music quiz Counterpoint hosted by Paul Gambaccini
My skircle
Red wine bottle and red wine in a glass on a yellow kitchen counter
Freshly baked yeast-raised bread, just out of the oven.
Bread dough in its tin, 2nd prove dine and ready to go into the oven.
Me....speaking
Sunlight almost lighting the passage of the tomb at Newgrange.
Crowds await the rising solstice sun at Newgrange in Ireland.
The Towering Inferno movie poster
My colour, apparently.
A black belt with a black and white buckle.
Blue Cookie Monster with googly eyes with his hands over a gray computer monitor, all in a darker blue background with text at the bottom saying, "Me Accept Cookies"
Tony Curtis and Roger Moore as The Persuaders
A bearded man with a blond wig, false boobs, wearing a dress and fishnet stockings with his legs crossed.
A man licking two dangling Christmas baubles
Me with beard
My soon-to-be-beardless chops
Data usage peak of over 5GB today thanks to Bluesky
A man and a woman seated in a red car. In the background (centre to right), the upper floor of a building is visible and to the left some green leafy trees. At the top of the frame is a blue sky dappled with white and grey clouds.
The album cover of the band October Project, their 1st, eponymously named. Shows a child by a roadside in a very basic Halloween costume where the mask is a paper bag over their head with eyes, nose and mouth cut out. The whole scene is sepia and autumnal in character.
June Lockhart as Maureen Robinson in the 1960s Irwin Allen SciFi TV drama Lost in Space.
3 contestants seated in a recording studio. The show host, Paul Gambaccini, is standing.
A wicker waste basket viewed from above on a parquet floor, laying on top of the basket is an empty green plastic wrapper for seven McVitie's Club Mint biscuit bars!
Laundry drying in the sunshine in a rotary washing line. Laundry includes 3 pairs of Den Loungewear underwear and a white t-shirt with Snoopy's pal Woodstock, the yellow bird, dragging a guitar. In the background, a large apple tree with lots of ripe apples on it, and windfalls on the ground underneath.
Seasick Steve
Freshly baked bread
My 1st passport pic
A picture of a donkey foal frolicking in a flowery meadow. The text above reads: "I heard that if you show a Little Ass you get more likes. I really hope that this works".
Book cover of the novel Cub by Jeff Mann, picturing a bear-headed youth sitting beneath a tree reading a book.
Couch to 5k run 2 week 6. Pace graph
A bare chested, lightly bearded young man licks blood from his bleeding bicep, blood is streaked down his chest. It's a book cover, the book is by Jeff Mann, titled, "Desire & Devour: Stories of Blood and Sweat".
A batch of Goosenargh Cakes cooling on a wire rack on a yellow kitchen counter.
Couch to 5k week 4 run 3 - pace chart. The low sections are walking, the 4 higher ones are the running sections. Total running time 16 mins out of 31.5mins session.
Nepalese flag
Heart rate during run 3 of week 3 of couch to 5k. Highest was 158bpm up an incline.
Scone recipe
Heart rate throughout my run. Well, being Couch to 5k week 2, it's a 5 min walk, then 90 seconds run 2 mins walk, repeating the run/walk, until 6 runs completed, then another 5 kin walk after the 6th run. So 29 minutes in all of which 9 minutes are running.
6 out of 6 questions answered correctly on Trivix.co
Pace view of Run 3 Week 1 of Couch to 5k programme. 5 min walk, followed by 8x 60 second runs, with 90 second walks between each run, and finishing with a 5 min walk.
An empty packet of Fox's Choclatey Dubai Style Pistachio biscuits.
Pat Ingoldsby, Irish Poet, Dublin character and legend, children's entertainer and storyteller extraordinaire.
Polar Beat heart rate monitor screenshot. No heart rate shown.... I think the battery needs changing. Still recorded duration, distance and pace.
John Watterson, a.k.a. Fake Thackray, tribute to Jake Thackray. Playing live NOW at the Hare and Hounds, Harlton, Cambs.
4 portrait photos of my husband taken nearly 30 years ago. He's wearing a black polo neck sweater and I hung a black hoodie of mine behind him as the backdrop. The lighting was natural light streaming in from the left of each picture.
My 1st passport photo. 😱
Steve Coogan as Paul and Pauline Calf
Google AI description of Lewy Body Dementia (1)