Capn Borscht

@capnborscht.bsky.social

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✡️ Michigander, hydrogeologist

Brooke Rollins, 2025
Lansing, showing heavy turnout for Abdul, particularly East Lansing, home of MSU
"I voted" sticker on blue grey plaid
Walter White "Someone cooked here."
JD Vance doing the funny on Nov 11 2024
Nation could have sworn Russel Brand was already convicted sex offender (via The Onion)
Some extensively bred short faced housecat
Technocracy 92% match
Rockwell's Freedom of Speech
Two toilets facing each other
Metro Detroit racial composition showing about 64% white and 22% black
Barbie, despondent over being called a fascist, quipping "I don't control the railways or the flow of commerce"
Jenny tightpants saying "get a load of this guy" and then the bot thinking it's "Jerry Shienfield"
Two of em; saying 'splendid'
"What do you consider the most dangerous system of government for the United States to pursue?" and every option is gommunizm
They cannot decide if it's spelled Wiener or Weiner
Me; enjoying many cakes
Drei Gläser dot meme Its boys night!
A Norwegian man named Tormod suggesting Strortorver Gjestgiveri
Pervis staring at the sunset on a beach, contemplating
Nazi eagle on the mock up of a supposed to be built triumphal arch
A lifted Chevy truck with back glass reading "Compensator; if you know you know; if you understood you'd understand"
A crossover and/or hatchback and/or suv Specifically a Chevy Equinox
Screaming crying cat
On track for 4 ties in one day, which would be 8 total for the WC so far
Quoth the man stabbed "What are you gonna do, stab me?"
50.01% vs 49.99%
The Mass Psychology of Fascism -Reich Thought Reform and the Psychology of Totalism -Lifton
A guy looking down at something
Neo is fighting Morpheus dot meme
Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" dot meme
The map website True Size Of comparing Brazil to the US/North America
Nancy Castlevania dot meme
A screenshot of Google maps in Appalachia with a large bold Pigeon Forge displayed
Exodus 20:4 You shall not make for yourself a sculptured image, or any likeness of what is in the heavens above, or on the earth below, or in the waters under the earth.
First try
Trump, Huang (?) and Musk raising their fists in front of a Chinese Hammer & Sickle
The art book "Other Worlds" made by Alex Ries
"Missiles hit civilian targets"
German WW1 camo known as lozenge
Guy in a tan suit sitting on a wooden dining chair in a corn or sorghum field, declaring "My crops are doing well.... irrigation is the future"
Grogu force jumping
Kombucha dot meme
That one bizarre edit of JD Vance making him look like some Bourbon monarch
Martin Scorsese's Absolute Cinema (1994)
Henry George poorly added word bubble dot meme
A horseshoe crab wearing a tshirt saying "I survived 5 mass extinctions... Is it Friday yet?" And also a colts hat? But upside down or something. Is there another horseshoe team idfk
A cat looking at the specifications of the European Service Module
A terminal cubby aboard the Soviet space station Mir, complete with a porthole straight into the void, for you to stare at while you think about The End of History
Superimposed location of the Detroit salt mine, largely in Allen Park
No shoes or nothing
Reductress article: "QUIZ: Are you even good enough to have imposter syndrome?" Featuring a modestly skeptical woman with heavy eye makeup
BBC article "Trump accuses Starmer of seeking to 'join wars after we've already won'"
BBC article "Trump accuses Starmer of seeking to 'join wars after we've already won' Trump accuses Starmer of seeking to 'join wars after we've already won'" https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c9dn3j04lydo
Excerpt from WILX report indicating the Temple Israel attacker was Lebanese
Matthew McConaughey talking to a distraught woman I wonder what he's saying
"Carlie Brown Had Hoes" dot meme but it's "People on here will tweet anything. 'All nouns are gendered' No they aren't. That isn't true
Wars can be fought "forever"
Cooper attends parent teacher conferences with an Indian surveillance drone in the back of his truck, the the chagrin of the teachers (Interstellar)
So that was a fucking lie dot meme