Dan Buettner

@capncavedan.bsky.social

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Software developer, lefty, progressive, cyclist, some other nouns. He/him.

Zoomed in portion of a screenshot that reads “Entertain- ment” with a hyphen but on on a single line
A kid’s Spider-Man backpack
Screenshot of iOS system settings for 5G Voice & Data 5G Auto 5G On LTE 5G Auto uses 5G only when needed for performance while optimizing battery life. 5G On uses 5G whenever it is available, even when it may reduce battery life or performance. 5G Standalone 5G Standalone uses 5G for all cellular activity, including cellular network connections. Voice Over 5G Standalone Voice Over 5G Standalone uses 5G for phone calls.
Screenshot of an online ad. It shows an AI rendering of a human head, with an extra set of ears where there should be eyes. It has a creepy blue cast.
Photo of an elderly man sitting in a red bathtub Caption: Cheapest Way to Get a Walk-In Tub if You're on Medicare
Screen cap of Wired article on Apple News: FOUR-COMMA CLUB Elon Musk Is the World's First Trillionaire SpaceX's stock market debut has thrust the richest man in the universe into an unexplored frontier of wealth. PARESH DAVE 06.12.26 13:06 PM
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis looking haggard, jowly, and generally unkempt. He has a huge pout on his mouth.
Screen grab of Bovino, a good 6-8” shorter, looking up at the TV reporter interviewing him
A class Mac desktop icon for StuffIt Expander, named “SE55”
A fresh snow-covered suburban front yard in overcast, early morning light. Bare-limbed trees and evergreens are mixed in. Houses are visible across the road. A trail of footprints is visible, leafing into the distance.
Uppercase TEAM in red, with the negative space of the letter A filled in blue to reveal a lowercase letter i Text: THERE IS AN "" IN TEAM TERI IRONICALLY, IT HIDES ITSELF IN THE "A" HOLE THERE IS AN "I" IN TEAM IRONICALLY, IT HIDES ITSELF IN THE "A" HOLE
Apple iPhone unlock screen. A padlock icon is centered. All the text is left justified. The passcode circles are left justified. It looks amateurish. The text reads: Enter your passcode Enter the passcode you use to unlock this iPhone.
A doctored version of a photo from a NYT editorial, depicting Trump and Hegseth, lips puckered, staring longingly into each other’s eyes
Goose chasing meme, asking Why was it more expensive than ever before?
Screenshot of macOS dialog box, reading: Allow "1Password" to find devices on local networks? This will allow the app to discover, connect to, and collect data from devices on your networks.
A golden doodle and a cattle dog sitting on the floor and looking at the photographer. They look eager. The golden doodle is licking her snout.
A medium size short haired dog lounging outside on a dog bed on a wooden deck in the sun
“How do you do, fellow kids?” meme
Screenshot of NYTimes paragraph. Text: Mr. Dunn was initially charged on Aug. 13 in a criminal complaint accusing him of throwing a submarine sandwich at a Customs and Border Protection officer who was on patrol with other federal agents near the corner of 14th and U Streets in the northwest section of the capital, a popular part of the city filled with bars and restaurants.
A screenshot of two back-to-back reskeets by Ennui Doofen. The first reads: “imagine David Attenborough narrating your mating ritual” The second reads: “when i try to not think about something i think about it 100x more”
Screenshot of NY Times paragraph: The success of BYD and several other upstart Chinese car brands should be a warning for U.S. auto manufacturing and our industrial sector as a whole. We need the courage to recognize how badly we are falling behind, shake off complacency and adopt an urgent government-led effort — think of a “Manhattan Project,” but for cars — to restore U.S. competitiveness.
iOS screenshot showing F1 movie poster featuring Brad Pitt. Includes a button to buy tickets. Text reads: An Apple Original Film Don't miss the blockbuster film of the summer. Get tickets to see Brad Pitt in F1® The Movie. In theaters now. Ticket Purchase via F1® The Movie Website.
iOS screenshot showing the F1 movie poster featuring Brad Pitt. Text overlay reads: Don't miss the blockbuster film of the summer. Get tickets to see Brad Pitt in F1® The Movie. In theaters now. Ticket Purchase via F1® The Movie Website.
iOS push notification from the Wallet app. Text of notification: Apple Pay Tue 09:00 $10 off at Fandango Save on 2+ tickets to F1® The Movie with APPLEPAYTEN. Ends 6/29. While supplies last. Terms apply.
The “Worst Person You Know Made a Great Point” meme: A balding, unshaven man with pursed lips stares directly at the camera through narrowed eyes.
A closeup of Jimmy Fallon’s left hand where his ring finger appears to bend outward and point skyward while none of his other digits do
Screenshot of NY Times iOS app story. Headline: Trump Officials Seek to Bring First White Afrikaner Refugees to U.S. Next Week Subhead: The rapid relocation of the Afrikaners, who President Trump says have been racially persecuted in South Africa, stands in stark contrast to the virtual shutdown of all other refugee admissions. The photograph n the screenshot depicts a basket of deplorables under a banner that says “Mr Donald Trump Thank you very much”
The red seat-back safety card of a Boeing 737 aircraft
Katniss Everdeen of the Hunger Games taking aim at the President
A mixed breed dog with a goofy smile on her face
Screenshot of a Wired article: VIDEO GAMES Nintendo Delays Switch 2 Preorders Thanks to Trump’s Tariffs In an unprecedented move, Nintendo has pushed preorders for its highly anticipated Switch 2 to an unknown date. Why? Trump’s tariffs.
A mottled light brown dog sitting on her haunches in a grassy green yard
A US congressperson’s “contact me” web form, filled out with this text in the comments: What was revealed this week about classified communications on a commercial app, Signal, including the likes of SecDef, National Security Advisor, Secretary of State, and even VPOTUS, is truly astonishing. That they accidentally included someone from the news media is profoundly disturbing. It's disqualifying for basically everyone involved. People should lose their jobs for this, at a minimum. In reality, what happened is likely a crime and should be charged ano prosecuted ... just as Reality Winner, Chelsea Manning, and Edward Snowden were charged & prosecuted. Enough with the double standards. Either the duty to protect classified information and by extension our soldiers and our nation means something, or it does not. Please call for firings. Please call for charges. Please make it clear that this clown show is unacceptable.
Screenshot of searching ios Settings app for “Apple intelligence”, with many results showing
Screenshot of searching ios Settings app for “intelligence”, with empty results saying “No results for Intelligence”.
A headshot of Mark Zuckerberg (probably?) but whose face is oddly elongated
NYT screenshot: As far as Mr. Trump is concerned, Russia is not responsible for the war that has devastated its neighbor. Instead, he suggests that Ukraine is to blame for Russia’s invasion of it.
Elon Musk in the Oval Office wearing a dark MAGA hat, a dark overly long jacket, dark pants and shoes. Musk’s child and Trump are also in the photo.
NYT screenshot: Elon Musk Ignites Online Speculation Over the Meaning of a Hand Gesture Speaking at a celebratory rally in Washington, Mr. Musk twice extended his arm out with his palm facing down, drawing comparisons to the Nazi salute.
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A closeup of Giuliani holding what could be broken eyeglasses, a watch on a chain, or a religious talisman
Screenshot of NY Times paragraph: “It was kind of crazy,” Ray Ozzie, a former student of Dr. Bitzer’s who later became Microsoft’s chief technical officer, said in an interview. “It was a little peek into what the internet would later become, and it was all fostered by Don’s vision, by him creating an environment for innovation.”
Image Mystery Science Theater 3000 from the back of the theater. The man is pointing at a globe with the show’s logo on the screen.
NYTimes article paragraph screenshot: State prosecutors said in court filings that Mr. Mangione’s actions were meant to further terrorism and were “intended to intimidate or coerce a civilian population” and to “affect the conduct of a unit of government by murder.” Appearing in court on Monday, his lawyer argued that his case had been politicized and expressed concern that he would not receive a fair trial.
Still frame from Family Guy where someone holds a paint sample of white-ish skin colors labeled “okay” and brown-ish skin colors labeled “not okay”
Album cover of The Counting Crows’ album “August and Everything After”.
Screen capture from The Simpsons TV show. A foreboding castle in the dark with lightning crackling above it. In front, a sign says “Republican Party Headquarters”
A screen capture of Tim Berners-Lee’s face, with a chyron listing his name and also “Web Developer”
Juno, a golden doodle, sitting politely in a green backyard
A zoomed in cropped map showing the label “TINICUM TOWNSHIP”
A rural landscape: a gravel road, a row of lush green trees in front of a field of tall corn. The sky is blue and bright, full of puffy white clouds. Sunlight blasts through one cloud, causing lens flare spots in the photo.
An iOS notification from the New York Times with three lines of text: Having a guilt-free weekend. Donald Trump's cabinet picks. The mystery of crying.
Some song lyrics from “ The Future's So Bright (I Gotta Wear Shades)" I gotta job waiting for my graduation Fifty thou a year will buy a lotta beer Things are going great, and they're only getting better I'm doing all right, getting good grades The future's so bright I gotta wear shades I'm heavenly blessed and worldy wise I'm a peeping-tom techy with x-ray eyes Things are going great, and they're only getting better I'm doing all right, getting good grades The future's so bright I gotta wear shades
Screenshots of two New York Times mobile notifications about Trump appointing Gaetz, Gabbard, and Rubio
Man wearing a blue jacket sporting an “I voted today” sticker
But in the past, he had refrained, for the most part, from being overtly crude publicly as a candidate or as president.
A tweet by Farooq Butt: We hugely underestimate the utter fragility of modernity. Many times in history, we've turned the clock back to a much tougher & rougher past. For centuries after Rome fell, Europeans couldn't even dream of things like hot piped water, luxurious baths & central heating.
Angry goose meme, asking “what happened after 1932?”
Screenshot text: Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,565,413!
Photo of Philip and Elizabeth Jennings from the series The Americans