Cap'n Smite

@capnsmite.bsky.social

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I make stuff sometimes twitch.tv/capnsmite youtube.com/@CapnSmite https://www.teepublic.com/user/thefightingtater

Screenshot of an email which reads: We’re writing to let you know that the Google Assistant on your mobile device is being discontinued, and Gemini—our next-generation AI-powered assistant—is now the assistant experience on Android.1 What This Means for Your Mobile Device As we transition our mobile experience to Gemini, Google Assistant will no longer be available on your mobile device. We will begin removing access to Google Assistant starting on September 4, and expect that this process may take a few weeks to reach everyone. Once availability is removed, you will no longer be able to use or switch back to Google Assistant on your phone, tablet, or paired devices.
Close up screenshot of a crouching Spider-Man atip Avengers Tower from Sony/Insomniac's Spider-Man 2 video game.
Cover art of Everclear's album, So Much for the Afterglow
Speedball Mike Bailey standing at the top of a ladder, holding a contract and yelling out in joy after winning the match. The contract has been edited to say "Lifetime supply of fajitas"
Screenshot from Avengers: Doomsday of Channing Tatum as Gambit, facing an off screen opponent, holding up a glowing playing card
A stack of Super Nintendo game cartridges next to an SN Operator. Yoshis Island, Mario Paint, Spider-Man and X-Men: Arcade's Revenge, Sim City, Mario All-Stars, Mario World, Ninja Turtles Tournament Fighters
Screenshot from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Adult Link is holding up the just-caught Hyrule Loach fish. Onscreen text: "Gosh! That's a strange fish you caught there! On top of that, it weighs 35 pounds!"
Screenshot of a tweet by Justin McElroy that reads: As he lights the firework and watches it explode with a very loud and dumb boom noise, he feels his terrible, stupid wiener fill slightly and he nods solemnly to himself. "That'll fix it," he says to no one in particular. "That'll fix everything."
What part of "big damn beautiful cloud" did you not understand from the regular text of this post?
Screenshot from the Simpsons of Homer holding his head after hitting it off of the vent above the oven
Photo of a crescent moon in the evening sky, still bright out because it's 2 days before summer solstice. Photo taken from my couch, looking out through thin white curtains.
AEW wrestler Wardlow, flexing and screaming, standing behind a modified version of the Double or Nothing logo which now reads "Wardlow or Nothing". Sorry not sorry that my brain can't contain every stupid thought it comes up with.
AEW wrestlers Brody King and MJF standing in a wrestling ring as the crowd loudly chants "Fuck ICE!"
Poster for the movie Attack of the 50 ft. Woman
Marvel Legends action figure of brown suit Wolverine from the movie "Deadpool and Wolverine". Included are two replaceable hand accessories, a replaceable neck accessory, and pulled down mask. NOT SHOWN is a maskless replaceable head accessory.
Screenshot from the game Pokemon Pokopia. The main character is taking a selfie of themself alongside Mewtwo, who is floating in the air next to a log cabin
Animated GIF from the movie Half Baked of a man standing in an audience, saying "Man, this is some bullshit!"
An excerpt from Red Empire, by Jonathan Maberry: Young John bowed. His eyes were alight with passion. "My lord, we fight those people who respect no laws, yet they hide behind them. We fight those who do not truly believe in any celestial power, and yet who cloak themselves in holy raiment and polish their swords with pages torn from scripture. We fight those who know how this world is made and use that knowledge to hide behind laws and treaties and vows so that they can prey on whomever they choose because they believe that power gives them the right to do whatever they want to do. We fight those who know how to manipulate faith and trick the faithful and guide the hands of kings and priests. That is who we fight, and it is a war that has lasted as long as there have been men on God's green earth. It is a fight that will last until the sun burns cold and dark in the sky. It cannot be won, but it must be fought, for it is the only war that matters. This war is the war."
Screenshot from the game Stardew Valley on the first day of spring. Trees, weeds, rocks, and branches are cluttering the farmland.
A picture of cartoon character Homestar Runner saying "Welcome to Homestar Runner dot net: it's dot com!"
A drawing of a cartoon potato dressed as a knight, with a red cape, shield with a black lightning bolt, a warhammer, and a winged helmet
A painting with a shadowy figure in the foreground, red energy pouring out from its black eyes. In the background are an eerie mountain range and an ominous faded sun in the sky
Comic book panel that is a close up of Batman, saying "Police brutality and murder puts us on opposite sides, officers."
Screenshot of the Nintendo Switch 2 home screen, showing the thumbnail art for Mega Man Legacy Collection 1 & 2, Mega Man X Legacy Collection 1, and Mega Man 11
Cartoon character Chairface Chippendale looking up at the moon, which has the letters "C-H-A" carved into it.
Pro wrestler Brody King holding up a fan sign that says "Life is hard. Be harder."
Bart Simpson in a mech suit has spray painted an "A" over the "O" in the Fortnite logo, making it spell Fartnite.
GIF of pro wrestler Powerhouse Hobbs seated at a cubicle desk, smashing a laptop computer. He then pushes away the destroyed computer, turns around, opens a cabinet drawer, and pulls out another laptop while smiling.
Screenshot of text quoted from linked article: “The incident highlights the complexity and fragility of the internet, as well as how much every aspect of our work depends on the internet to work,” Daoudi said in a statement to CNN. “The financial impact of this outage will easily reach into the hundreds of billions due to loss in productivity for millions of workers that cannot do their job, plus business operations that are stopped or delayed — from airlines to factories.”
Photo portrait of AEW star Brody King, next to another photo of him wearing an "Abolish ICE" shirt
Screenshot of a Reddit ad for Hamburger Helper, stating "Why is everyone eating Hamburger Helper again?"
Image describing the difference between Fascists and Antifa. States that fascists hate non-white people, immigrants, unions, etc., and that Antifa merely hates Fascists
A "choose an app to send an email" window, with options being Gmail or the Burger King app
A Photoshopped photo of Stone Cold Steve Austin wearing an "Autism 3:16" shirt, while guzzling beer and Tylenol