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Abandoned structure overtaken by mud dauber nests. The birds wheel in the sky on approach to their homes.
Frodo is on the TV. In the foreground, two massive biscuits
Shuttle debris burning and falling back to earth.
Empty levelled field with dirt paths laid out. A few scattered heaps of gravel in the foreground suggest gravel roads being made.
Screenshot of Married with Children. Al Bundy destroys his computer; morally correct even in 1989 when they ran them off of lantern oil.
DON'T BUY QUEEN OR KING SHEETS 4/7/26. We found that new queen or king size sheets have a toxin in them, even if you wash them. We would recommend smaller beds and smaller sheets. I am told that the thugs don't want couples sleeping together, so they are damaging sheets of large beds. I am also told someone is trying to correct the problem.
Big Az cheeseburger in wrapper
A LOVE MESSAGE FROM ANGELS - THE FAKE IRAN WAR? 4/3/26. We love everyone and we wish everyone the best. However, we have heard angel reports that there is no war in Iran and that Iran's military is in very good condition. We have heard that Mr. Trump is lying, but the mass media is controlled, so he gets away with it. We would appreciate any information regarding this situation.
Neo from the matrix waking up in the real world in their disgusting threadbare garments.
STAY AWAY FROM POPPI 3/11/26. There is a newer kind of soda pop called Poppi. It is mostly overpriced sugar water with a little apple cider vinegar and prebiotics, which is just some vegetable fiber. Poppi is advertised as a healthier soda pop, but in our view it is mainly an overpriced, and very poor quality product. THE COFFEE SHIELDS 3/11/26. Today we became aware of a new stage of coffee accumulation in the body. When one introduces enough coffee into the body, at a certain point the coffee forms unusual shields around the body. This is very exciting because the coffee shields are already protecting our souls and creatures, assisting healing, and may have other beneficial effects. We updated the article about the coffee stages to include this new stage. For details, read The Stages Of Coffee Accumulation.
EAT A LOT 2/28/26. The development program requires eating plenty of food. A mistake some people make is not to eat enough. Please eat three or four MEALS each
Aerial shot of some scattered trees and ponds, centered on three geese
Aerial shot of a cluster of white trees in shaggy grass alongside a path
Three rain soaked amazon dash buttons; Hefty, Ziploc, and Bounty
RIGHT-LEFT SPIN 2/11/26. One of the most important issues in life is whether an object, person, or place spins to the right or to the left. I am told that spinning to the right is correct. Spinning to the left is abnormal.
EARTH JOURNEY CONTINUES 2/8/26. This brief message is to report that the journey of our planet continues at this time. There are plenty of problems because the thugs, crap, rogues or satans don't want it. However, at this time it continues. We may write more later.
"WARNING - STAY AWAY FROM HERBS 1/17/26. Today most ALL herbs are toxic. This includes so-called "food herbs". It does not matter what the manufacturer or grower says or claims. In the past we wrote that some herbs are ok, but we will update that article. We are not sure all the reasons for herb problems. However, herbs are not safe to use today. Be very careful about this. We find that vitamin, mineral and bee products are much cleaner and much safer than almost all herbs."
Fuzzy chicken looking guy
Not long ago, in the unexplored reaches of an unmapped swamp, the creative genius of one man collided with another's evil dream, and a monster was born.
Nintendo character "Cappy is here!!"
Old hand painted bus converted into a kind of cottage with hardwood slats
Sticker labelled "poison burrito" with QR code
Youtube thumbnail castigating the dymo 5xl printer; "WATCH BEFORE YOU BUY" in red
Fortune cookie stating "Bad Luck and Misfortune will infest Your Pathetic Soul for All Eternity"
r/3dprinting Reddit post of someone rebutting "shes going to be fully clothed" in response to a meme calling them a degenerate