Daria

@caprizant.bsky.social

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good morning how are you, im doctor worm 28, they/them

Screenshot of the "Creative Posts" trending topic. It shows a post where user @vintagewingnut says, "Wow. Angela apologized to Dee for getting paranoid about Drew. Now that they've secured the alliance, she feels 'completely settled.' 'For now.'" #BB28
Screenshot of the Freddie Mercury trending topic. This featured post is a picture of a cat. Freddie Mercury is not involved.
Screenshot from a Reddit thread with most of the replies deleted. The only replies are a mod saying "Thanks for reporting it," and a pair of posts that say "It's down" and "Man we can't have shit in Detroit."
Screenshot from the website "Container Exchanger" featuring an article titled "The History of the Wooden Crate." Article text: "Wooden crates play a huge role in today's shipping industry and they've been in use for ages. The time between the Paleolithic Era and the Middle Ages saw wooden boxes being used for a variety of purposes, and wood itself for even more. What makes a crate? In order to understand the history of the wooden crate, you need a clear understanding of what exactly—" The screenshot cuts off there.
Screenshot of the top posts in a trending topic. All the posts are about Florida, ranging from talk about Florida's age verification law to a softball game between the Florida Gators and Texas Tech Red Rangers.
The lyrics of "On Top of Spaghetti," a popular children's song: On top of spaghetti all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed. It rolled off the table, it rolled on the floor, And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door. It rolled in the garden and under a bush, And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush. The mush was as tasty as tasty could be, And early next summer it grew to a tree. The tree was all covered with beautiful moss, It grew great big meatballs and tomato sauce. So if you eat spaghetti all covered with cheese, Hold on to your meatball and don't ever sneeze.
Step 7: Work the fastener up towards the buckle. This may be a bit tricky, because it's tight, but that's a good thing. You won't need to do this again, so it's worth the effort. The example image shows an arrow pointing upwards to indicate that you should attempt to fit three layers of strap material through a tiny fastener. Upon accomplishing this feat, this poster is convinced that you will generate an area of mass dense enough to qualify as a miniature black hole.
Screenshot of Phoenix Wright, displeased and sweating. His haircut greatly resembles that which is shown in the main image of the embedded link.
Close-up of a cat looking unamused.
Text mimicking the style of a "Zohran for New York City" sign. It instead says "Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables."
A recipe blog comment which states, "Sorry but I tried this and it was awful. It was dry and the flavor, even if it wasn't dry, was not good. A lot of the flavor issue could have been attributable to the sausage I chose - I did use Italian sausage - and didn't vary from the recipe. It was disappointing - hardly anyone (group of about 17 tried it and I ended up dumping about 7/8 of the pan. I wanted to try to salvage but knew I was kidding myself about anyone eating the leftovers. Sorry! Just being honest." A reply to the comment states, "It calls for sage, not sausage. The herb, not the meat."
Screenshot of NYT Spelling Bee. The game says "good start" as the first two words guessed read "failing life."
Stock photo of a man leaning over a keyboard in the dark. Rather than being human, his body is about 90% constructed out of parts from several gooseneck lamps. The only flesh he has are his hands and his head, the latter of which is encased in a helmet at the end of the lamp.
Photograph of several miniature Mr. Goodbars from a Hershey's variety pack. They are scattered randomly and artfully on one side of a coffee table.
Screenshot of the Wikidot entry for Levistus Tieflings. The title of the page has the letters MTF appended to it, to mark that the subrace originates from Mordenkainen's Tome of Foes.
Google screenshot which reads, "People also ask: Why do I crave power?"
The "Minion or da Bob fo today" meme, edited to say "Speedrun history or da Pokémon movie fo today." Pasted over the original shirts are the Summoning Salt logo and the Pokémon: Jirachi - Wish Maker poster.
A Google search for the question, "Is Cardiff a big tourist destination?" A Google widget answers: 54.05 miles squared.
A Wind Waker screenshot of an old man with a walking stick. It has been edited to say "You, my friend, have just pinged me."
A checkbox which says, "I would like to receive emails about the future."
Screenshot of a Windows lockscreen message that says, "Host a memorable dinner with themes suggested by Microsoft Copilot."
Screenshot of a YouTube game called "Fork N Sausage," featuring an anthropomorphic fork and sausage.
A thumbnail featuring a kitten silhouette standing in front of a wiki article. Below the thumbnail are the words "Grok TiddlyWiki."
Picture of a Nintendo GameCube's calendar adjustment screen, which erroneously states that it's around noon on September 11, 2022.
Image of an "OPEN" flag at a storefront.
A screenshot from Amazon which says, "Pick up where you left off." What follows are several product pictures of fake potatoes.
Screenshot of Joker from Persona 5 sitting in bed. His dialogue reads, "I feel exhausted. Maybe it's because of the Metaverse..."
Screenshot of a notification which says, "You've made a lot of changes. Consider saving your work."
Screenshot of Dick Gumshoe from Ace Attorney. "You know what that chef said to me? 'Oh là là! Your body is full of la toxins.'"