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they/them Zeke Dunbar's #1 Defender I'm @Capshot18 on the evil ex-bird site (and a couple other places too)

Screenshot of the iOS Weather App for O'Hare International Airport. The Air Quality is 437 - "Hazardous"
DICE: A BURNOUT STUDIO
In a common meme template: after failing dozens of times at slay the spire while sitting in front of computer at 1:34am (photo of yoda resting) 2:12am... going back for more slay the spire (photo of yoda grinning)
In a common meme template: ok ima fight Slay The Spire II damn Slay The Spire II got hands
IT ONLY DOES NOTHING.
A screenshot of the iOS App Store Homepage. The central panel is an ad for “Destiny: Rising”, the “1st Mobile Shooter of DESTINY”
A crude self-portrait of myself. I have short brown hair in a bob, greenish eyes, pale skin, and brown glasses, with a faint white overlay where the lenses would be. I am wearing a denim jacket over a dark navy shirt.
A crude self-portrait of myself. I have short brown hair in a bob, greenish eyes, pale skin, and brown glasses. I am wearing a denim jacket over a dark navy shirt.
GDDR6 or 7
You are on the waitlist for Steam Machine 512GB. When we did the one-time randomization of the list, your place in line ended up beyond the number of units we'll have in this production run.
A video of the game Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. A circle of Miis is gathered around wishing the player (me; Pat) a happy 29th birthday.
An image displaying 9 game boxarts in a 3x3 grid, with the caption "9 STEAM GAMES I WANT TO SPREAD". The top row shows the art for HYBERBEAT, Overboard!, and ADACA. The second row shows the art for Quadrilateral Cowboy, The Missing: J.J. Macfield and the Island of Memories, and En Garde! The third row shows the art for Crow Country, Devil Daggers, and The Invincible.
Star Wars: Galactic Racer is high-stakes, runs-based racing adventure with multiple game modes, including Campaign, Scenario, and Arcade modes. Navigate your own path through the League in the solo campaign, choosing between different events as you progress with unique unlocks and new challenges at every turn. Crash too many times and you’re out of the tour; then it’s time to regroup, rebuild, and begin again. Certain perks and unlocks earned in previous attempts are carried over to the next run. Start each tour fresh with new decisions and choices for another chance to take down Kestar Bool.
A screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. A Mii resembling Caim from Drakengard is shown holding a ticket. His speech bubble reads: "Oh! Are you really giving me a Kyoto Tour? Thank you so much!".
A screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. A page titled "Pat's expressions" is shown. The expressions listed are "well", "man...", and multiple repeated instances of "sorry".
Screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. A Mii resembling Gohda from Umineko When They Cry is saying, "I wish we had talked about 'cooking' instead of 'killing everyone repeatedly'."
Destiny 2 Reveal Image
A screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. A pallet with several boxes of "Let's" Potato Chips is seen. A news chyron reads: "Tragedy struck yesterday at a local food mart. Someone inadvertently ordered some Let's."
A screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. A Mii resembling Natsuhi from Umineko When They Cry is seated as a news presenter. There is a chyron onscreen that reads: "Hurricane Fast Approaching A powerful hurricane is fast approaching Rokkenjima."
A screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. This is an overhead shot showing the layout of an island made to resemble the Kamurocho district from the Yakuza games.
A screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. A Mii resembling Caim from the game Drakengard is gesturing at a small red dragon while seated in a sandy patch of a grassy field.
A screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. A Mii representing Grace from the game Facade is superimposed over a pink background with a dialogue bubble reading, "Who do you think I really like?" On the left is a Mii's face designed to look like Trip from Facade, on the right is a Mii's face designed to look like Pyramid Head from Silent Hill 2.
A screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. Four characters are seated around a table: Kiryu from Yakuza, Haruka from Yakuza, Jill from Resident Evil, and Hal from Malcolm in the MIddle.
A screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. The game's logo is in the center of the screen, surrounded by 70 Miis.
A screenshot from Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. A Mii resembling Rudolf from Umineko is talking to a Mii resembling Battler from Umineko. The text onscreen reads, "I could sit here and talk about a giagntic inheritance for hours."
A screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. Miku is "Getting Familiar" with Columbo.
A screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. A Mii resembling Red from Transistor is shown holding the Transistor. Text onscreen reads: "You gave her a Transistor."
A clip of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. In it, the Pokemon character Corbeau is shown listening to a Mii representing myself who is talking about video games. After falling asleep during the conversation, Corbeau says they've fallen out of love with my Mii.
Technology Connections saying "Fun fact: Like 6 or 7"
A screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. A Mii resembling Zeke from inFAMOUS is saying, "Construction projects usually require payment up front, but I know a guy who knows a guy."
A 5x4 grid of video game boxart with a title reading: "About Me: Video Games" The games listed, as well as their categories, are as follows: "Favorite Game: inFAMOUS," "Best Story: Umineko When They Cry," "Favorite Art Style: Transistor," "Biggest Personal Impact: AdventureQuest," "Best Combat: FTL: Faster Than Light," "Overhated: Metal Gear Survive," "Underrated: Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time," "Overrated: Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of the Patriots," "Needs a Remake: Kurohyou - Like a Dragon New Chapter," "Criminally Overlooked: Quadrilateral Cowboy," "Favorite Protagonist: The Walking Dead Season Two," "Favorite Antagonist: Yakuza 2," "Best Soundtrack: Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number," "Best Multiplayer: Team Fortress 2," "Not Usually My Thing But...: XCOM 2," "Turn My Brain Off: Just Cause 2," "Best With Friends: Portal 2," "Best Retro Game: Resident Evil 2," "Nostalgic Childhood Game: Burnout Revenge," "Game Everyone Should Play: Super Buff HD".
A clip from The Venture Bros. A pirate is talking and says "Alright, I'll save your dad's bodyguard. I guess I deserve this. You live by the ghost, you die by the ghost." He then jumps and grabs onto a ghostly figure.
A filled-template image detailing the "70 Miis I'm Shoving Onto My Island" in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. There is a grid filled with icons of various characters, arranged in rows. I will list the first four rows, as well as what they're from, in the following order: Pat (me, from real life), Zeke (from inFAMOUS), Tenmyouji (from Zero Escape), Jill (from Resident Evil), Hal (from Malcolm in the Middle), Kiryu (from Yakuza), Haruka (from Yakuza), Clementine (from The Walking Dead), AJ (from The Walking Dead), Lynne (from Ghost Trick), Sly (from Sly Cooper), Carmelita (from Sly Cooper), Cole (from inFAMOUS), Trish (from inFAMOUS), Quark (from Zero Escape), Red (from Transistor), Corbeau (from Pokemon Legends: Z-A), Luthen (from Andor), Shepard (from Mass Effect), Garrus (from Mass Effect), Liara (from Mass Effect), Tali (from Mass Effect), Spider-Man (from Marvel Comics), ND-5 (from Star Wars Outlaws), Leon (from Resident Evil), Ada (from Resident Evil), Jessica (from Marvel Comics), Kessler (from inFAMOUS), Trip (from Facade), Grace (from Facade), Rika (from Higurashi When They Cry), Satoko (from Higurashi When They Cry), Hawke (from Dragon Age 2), Merrill (from Dragon Age 2), Columbo (from Columbo), Kamina (from Gurren Lagann), Kittan (from Gurren Lagann), Yoko (from Gurren Lagann), Lupin (from Lupin III), and Red Pyramid Thing (from Silent Hill 2) (Alt Text Continued in Following Image)
A clip of The Venture Bros. Henchman 21 is seen shirtless, and tells the other characters to choose their weapons. Henchman 24 walks up and asks "Is this them?" but is corrected by 21 who says "Are these they?". 24 responds "Who talks like that?" only to have The Monarch walk up and ask "Are these they?"
A clip from the Venture Bros. Brock Samson is shown getting up and proceeds to stand in the middle of an empty road. He positions himself in a very particular way as a car speeds towards him then, letting himself be hit by the car, he flies through the windshield and onto the driver of the car, proceeding to then hit the brakes and stop the vehicle.
A clip from the Venture Bros. Pete and Billy are investigating a room when they are attacked by a man controlling the animatronic clown from the film F/X2. The man and clown beat up the two before running into each other and falling over.
A screenshot from the demo for Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. Two Miis are shown. The one on the left is a light skinned figure of average build with spiky red hair. The one on the right is significantly shorter and, in the place where a head should be, a framed (crudely-drawn) drawing of a woman is seen.
A screenshot of the game Kurohyou 2. Two characters are shown and dialogue onscreen reads: "Maomi: Oh, no, no. I may look like an old man, but I'm a woman at heart!"
A screenshot of the "Users" page of the Switch's menu. There are two users visible, one named "Cap" and a second named "Beatrice".
A screenshot of the demo for Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. A Mii is shown on the right in some sort of jump. They have short, messy brown hair, sunglasses on, and pale skin. The name above them says "Zeke". On the left is a description of the character. It reads as follows: "Outgoing At a glance: Sociable Traits: Optimistic and passionate. Follows their instincts. Go-Getter Bold and captivating. Their wit and charm light up a room. It's never a dull moment when they're around!"
A screenshot of the game Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. A Mii is on the left of the screen. They have brown hair and pale skin. On the right are options labeled "Male", "Female", and "Nonbinary", with "Nonbinary" selected.
A screenshot of the demo for Tomodachi Life: Living the dream. A text box is onscreen that reads, "Rokkenjima Island... Whoa. Cool name!"
A screenshot of the demo for Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. A text bubble is onscreen that reads, "You've found a tiny island in the middle of the sea... What will you do with the place? And its residents?"
A screenshot of Daenarys in Fortnite. There are two identical copies of her pictured, for some reason.
A video clip of Fortnite. The camera is following the Fortnite character Jonesy (dressed as Captain America) as he chases another player. The match is a victory.
A screenshot of Kurohyou 2's mahjong minigame. Four participants are listed with various scores, in 1st place is "Player" with 87400 pts.
A screenshot of the Resident Evil 2 remake. There is text onscreen saying, "Oh, I believe you, buddy. I believe you. Just tell us a story, tell us a story." Behind the text is a glorious, dripping, juicy-looking bacon-cheeseburger.
An image of a Mii over a transparent background. The Mii has pale skin, brown hair loosely parted on the figure's right side, and hazel eyes. They have narrow black glasses on and have freckles. They are wearing a beige coat and dark navy blue pants.
A screenshot of the Fortnite item store. A skin named "Deadlock" is highlighted.
A screenshot of the game Pokopia. My character is listening to a Volbeat speak. The dialogue box reads: "By the way, I see you're in a human form right now. Kinda makes me wonder what human butts look like."
A screenshot of my YouTube homepage, where a single video titled “Resident Evil 5 - Wesker Loves Egg” is visible. The video is 15 years old.
A screenshot from my blog. Text on top reads: "I do think they should keep the terrible moth hallway though. Modern gamers deserve to be put in their place." A screenshot of the game Resident Evil – Code: Veronica X is shown, featuring Claire Redfield as she shoots giant moths in a hallway covered in webs. Text below the image reads "This hallway really, really, really sucks."
A screenshot of Slay the Spire 2. There is onscreen text describing an event labeled "Chapter 2 - Futility (The Necrobinder)" There is a crude, colorful drawing. A pink character has been cut in half. A red figure lies dead on the floor. A blue character's legs are sticking out of a bird's mouth, with hand-written text saying, "Noo..." A yellow figure lies stretched out in the foreground. The word "Placeholder" is clearly visible. Below, text reads, "Accidentally entered a conflict between a boulder-throwing individual and flying adventurers. Jacktopher Grootz (Fighter): Crushed by a boulder Jose Paxo (Fighter): Fell in a hole Big Ed (Bard): Shot by a construct Garb Doughbee (Healer): Touched grass Temi Mondes (Arcanist): Whereabouts unknown"
A screenshot of Slay the Spire 2. There is onscreen text describing an event labeled "Chapter 1 - The Twelve (The Necrobinder)" There is a crude, colorful drawing of multiple figures. The word "Placeholder" is clearly visible. Below, text reads, "Who is ready to enter the exalted Spire? The Capital gathers the most brilliant, formidable, and courageous from all the lands. Twelve explorers formed an expedition and advanced inside to make history. None made it back."
100 video games (listed in alphabetical order) arranged in a 10x10 grid
A sequence of video game art arranged in a 3x3 grid. The top row shows: Team Fortress 2, Umineko: When They Cry, and inFAMOUS The second row shows: Burnout Revenge, Resident Evil 2, and AdventureQuest The third row shows: Mass Effect, Powder Game 2, and XCOM 2: War of the Chosen
A screenshot of Silent Hill 4: The Room. A man is walking down a dimly lit staircase and approaching a door. The inventory is visible, along with subtitles that read "I'm scawed!!"