Captain Bionic

@captainbionic.eurosky.social

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fully bionic | sing John Ball | she/her

A linocut (?) of two cats singing the song of their people while wearing large headphones
A horrendous "AI"-generated poster for the local (good!) Moroccan restaurant
A ferret straining on a lead
A blue and white bowl full of delicious, smoky baba ganoush
that political compass thing we're all doing, showing my closest match to be Zohran Mamdani
A skyful of SWIIIIIFTS
"where does right and wrong come from?"
Morten Harket out of A-ha, I die for his looks all over again
A beautiful wingèd knight bearing a trans flag and a shield saying "Trans Knights are Human Knight"
Bottles of blue raspberry fruit fusion "wine"
A sulky black cat sitting in a window, clearly wishing it was outside
Bread and pastry counter under a large banner saying "LITTLE SUGAR"
A bottle of white wine, labelled "A.I. CURATED | HUMAN CRAFTED"
Black cat with a sulky face sitting in a window a few minutes ago
A large, floofy B&W cat sprawled in a car park
Some scrunchy puppies
A black cat with yellow eyes and a tear in her right ear loafing on the back of the sofa. A stuffed toy opossum lurks in the background, and a cushion with a lemur is to the side
A large grey and white dog with an incredibly fuzzy tail and gorgeous, recently shorn, incredibly soft fur. He is sitting politely waiting for a treat
Me next to a life-size cardboard cutout of young Tom Lehrer
A resplendent wisteria in the sunshine
A selfie taken on a train, I have short scruffy hair, am wearing a flouncy grey top with a patten of white flamingos and new glasses with roundish reddish wire frames
A plate of asparagus roasted with garlic and hazelnuts, with a few sprigs of bear garlic flowers
Me and (a cardboard cutout) of Tom Lehrer
Frothy white blossom
A jolly clump of violets growing up from a crack between paving stones
A piece of sourdough toast with melted cheese, fried apple slices, chili cronch and mint
Three-panel comic showing a kid playing their dad at chess. The kid is confident they've got the dad in check, the dad flashes sunlight reflecting off his watch, the orange cat watching from the sides reacts by leaping onto the board knocking the pieces everywhere
Wuthering Heights colouring book
A phone snap of the screening, showing Eliza in a knockout red gown, singing and playing the fiddle, Martin sat slightly behind playing guitar, and (L-R in the background showing Emily Portman, Martin Simpson and John Kirkpatrick
A clump of pinkish-green hellebores
a terrifying anglerfish, all gaping mouth and dozens of needle teeth, but in reality they’re just weird little guys. except also a brown plushie
A moody pic of a foggy park
A grey and white cat rolling around in the sunshine
Marmite-flavoured snacks. Amazing
A cover of Len Deighton's ACTION COOK BOOK. A handsome man lifts spaghetti from a pan, looking sideways at the camera, while a lady wearing a frilly dress caresses his hair
A black and white cat sitting on a bedside table. It has cute black markings on a white face
A smol black and brown dog curled up in a basket surrounded by assorted debris
A selfie in the Refillery - I'm wearing a stripy brown jumper knitted by my mum and a raspberry cowl knitted by my friend
A lamppost sticker saying LIVE CATS HATE RACISM
Jaromir Nohavica and Franta Černý in Rok d'abla
A B&W photo, taken in the late 1970s, showing my dad, in his 40s and wearing a ridiculous 70s shirt, and a tiny me wearing a dress and sun hat with an expression which is clearly SCHEMING. A brutalist building in the background
"mister Vimes is going to go completely bursar"
A tin of chipotle chilies in tomato sauce
A small black kitten in profile
A drainpipe leaking/peeing upwards
Photo taken from the top deck of a bus through a wet window, showing a straight road through a grey/brown landscape under a lowering sky