Blitz

@captainblitz.bsky.social

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[NFSW CONTENT 🔞 MINORS DNI] icon by the wonderful @fluffielox.com He/Him || electrical engineer, science enjoyer and occasional digital artist. Will shitpost any moment, you've been warned. || Free Palestine 🇵🇸 || #BlackLivesMatter Now & Always.

Interstellar poster AKA the best movie of all time according to people (I am people)
several Chapters of an audiobook, all of which are around 6-26 minutes long, except for chapter 9 which is 1.5 hours long lmao
The AI "feature" on YouTube videos that gives you a "helpful" topic. This one is from a stand up video: "Why is this funny?". Very useful.
a gif of a wizard loading extremely slow. The caption reads: "I cast ... ... ... extremely slow internet"
Cuomo getting ratio'd hard (2.7k likes to 85k) by Mamdani replying with simply a link to donate to his campiagn.
hand drawn Jack-O-Lantern by yours truly
Image of three cupids and one heart with tied up wrists in it. Text reads: BDSM: Being Dead Sounds Magnificent
An AI "summary" "summarizing" that a video I'm looking at, titled: "BMW M2 vs Audi RS3" is about, wait for it, putting a BMW M2 versus an Audi RS3. WOW! TECHNOLOGY!
Markiplier got married to Amy. That's all.
Tweet I'm quoting: "What is your horror movie role this Halloween?" I paused the gif and got "The Killer"
jack-so-called-septiceye uploaded a video about him getting banned on TikTok. The thumbnail is him making an O-face because it's the first frame in the video and it's funny. Laugh.