Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing

@captainbobbie.bsky.social

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Coaxing heavy metal into the sky, then wrasslin’ and wranglin’ it back to the ground again. Cardigan aficionado. Queer with a homosexual sensibility. Seattle living and world gallivanting. I pretend to write. 🌈 www.captainbobbie.com

Evacuation instructions for a B767F’s inertial reel escape “system” that

A big beautiful Boeing booty, a perfect planus one might say, in front of mountains and blue sky

Bearded homosexual in a pilot uniform with a CTRL ALT DLT face

Mazda CX-5 being silly at a repair shop

Bearded homosexual with a well-bosomed broad, both in sequins in front of a WAC pride stage in rainbow

Sweaty, bearded homosexual holding a tennis racket

Great Circle Mapper map indicating routes of a bearded homosexual pilot including Miami, Curaçao, Santo Domingo, Panamá, and Tegucigalpa

Bearded homosexual with boob sweat and a fade with ridiculous glasses in the sunset

FMC with ACARS text saying BLOCKING OUT MOMENTARILY. MIAMI BOUND YEET HAW AS THE CHILDREN SAY.”

Bearded homosexual wearing a robe and a tulip hat holding tulips because they’re his favorite flower

Drop down list with Amerijet International, Shuttle America, Virgin America, and American Airlines. Amerijet is a cargo company, Shuttle America is wrapped up in republic Airways, and Virgin America was decimated by Alaska Air Group

Bearded homosexual in a pilot uniform underneath two rainbows next to a broke ass 767

Two ducks facing each other whose neck nozzles kind of make a heart shape if you squint

Bearded homosexual in gaudy leopard print in front of the Space Needle on Lake Union

Mountains with pastel clouds in the sunrise

Bearded homosexual wearing a Fjällraven Stockholm hat with Gasworks in the background

Bearded homosexual wearing a retro Seattle Seahawks hoodie in the observer seat of a 767

Bearded homosexual in a pilot uniform in front of a B767

Touchdown of a Icelandair 757-200 in a rainy PDX

A younger bearded homosexual with a strapping Oshkosh volunteer

Long ass cork kayak sitting in front of colorful Olympic Outdoor Center in Port Gamble, WA

Bearded homosexual first officer in front of a 757

Bearded homosexual and his cousin, Östermalm’s fave mom getting out of the house, at Melodifestivalen

bearded homosexual wearing a beanie and lifejacket with the Space Needle in the background

Screenshot from Reddit saying “Mello är cooked”

bearded homosexual in a pilot uniform catching a selfie in a mirror with a B767

Retired freight dawg and current freight dawg having lunch in Louisville

shopping cart with various groceries from Aldi

image of a crack pipe with the words "works cited"

Swedish singer? Amidst people in choir robes

Flamboyant homosexual (not me) in Vegas showgirl attire

bearded homosexual with a dentist following an extraction procedure

dutch oven with two oxtails, braised with assorted veggies

Labubu taking controls of a B767 simulator

bearded homosexual wearing a linen jacket in front of a B767 full motion simulator

A very boopable 747 with a different radome at PANC

Hairy legged homosexual after a pedicure with cups on legs

Leuchtturm1917 journal in Pacific Green and an orange pen loop

Bearded homosexual holding a cup of coffee in a First class seat 💅🏼

Bearded homosexual in a pilot uniform standing in front of a Boeing 767 allegedly wearing compression socks but how would we know

Video panning from a Walmart to a moose to a sunset

SAS A350 model with jingle bells under the engines

Plate of lounge food with a likely delAAyed flight touching down in the background

seemingly innocent, handsome baby woof begging for food

Bearded homosexual in tortoise shell glasses and kimono in front of relaxing pond and Japanese onsen architecture

Shadow of a B767 across the Pacific; fuck you, Dave

Panning from the original Costco to a 737 MAX on final to BFI in gusty conditions

Map depicting routing of SEA-TPE-HKG-HGH-ANC-SEA

Bearded homosexual in a tux with a plate of various seafoods and a glass of champs

Bearded homosexual wearing a WAC tshirt holding a glass of bubbles in a business class pod

Bearded homosexual in a pilot uniform near the MCD of a B767-300F

Face of a man barely seen though frosted windshield

Bearded homosexual in a plaid shirt, pea coat, and jeans in front of an icy mountainscape

Bearded homosexual staring longingly into an afternoon sunset

Tail camera view of an Air France A350 heading westbound in the perpetual waning sunlight, delightfully illuminating the fuselage and wispy clouds

Bearded homosexual standing with crates of olives

Orange and olive trees in the foreground, mountains and sea in the background

A350-900 video screen panning to the window in which the bearded homosexual zooms in on the Eiffel Tower