Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet

@captaindesdi.bsky.social

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Fan of yinglets, silliness, cats, sewing, writing, and crafts. 18+ cuz I'm 18+. Married. She/they. Trans rights are human rights. I'm on tumblr as @desdinonniying. Banner by @lenoratheyinglet.bsky.social

A fluffy black cat lays on a couch. His eyes are half open.

Desdi in a half crouch, wearing a chef hat and wielding two spoons.

Desdi, a yinglet with a fluffy tail, points at herself with a questioning look.

A drawing of a cake covered in clams, plus a fish head sticking out of it. On top of it is one lit candle. "Happy Hatch Day! Have a clam cake!"

A speaker plays behind Desdi. Conversation, represented by squiggles, comes from in front of her. She says "I can't hear anything over za speaker."

1. Someone, viewed from neck down, wearing an Autism Mom shirt with a puzzle piece on it. "OMG! Your autistic superpower is pattern recognition!"
2. Desdi pointing, angry. "Hey Lady!"
3. Desdi faces the reader and shrugs. "Cuz you KNOW it's always a lady."

Desdi, a yinglet with a fluffy tail, points to something off screen. "Izzat a BEESECHURGER?"

Desdi, angry. "I need to pull an Aggretsuko."

1. Desdi: "Once, zhere was a naughty yinglet."
2. Desdi close up, eyes closed. "Zhey were so naughty, zhey were sent to za back of za chowder line."
3. Deedi close up, eyes open again. "Zhe end."

1. Blue by Desdi Nonni Ying, aka Captain Desdi. A yinglet points to a blue spot in a pond. "Bloo."
2. Two more yinglets appear, pointing at the rumbling, growing blue spot. They all say "Bloo."
3. A rush of water. WOOSH.
4. A blue dragon, Thorne, stands in the pond as the yinglets stare.
5. The yinglets point at Thorne and shout variations of the word "blue" at her, with one saying "Hi Zhorne." Thorne rolls her eyes and sighs. Fin.

1. Butch Mouse, in regular clothes, "scree"s into a mic. "*screees harder*"
2. Rat and Mouse are suddenly dressed more goth/punk, with thick eyeliner, piercings, fishnets, and extra bracelets. Rat smiles and thinks "Metal Mouse <3" while a shadow audience in front of the stage also goes "screeeeeeeeeee!" One has a fit in the air, the other has the "rock on" horns.

Caption: karaoke night (again)

Femme Rat looks lovingly at Butch Mouse, who is going "screeeeeee!" Into a microphone. The caption says "karaoke night."

1. Desdi rants at the audience. "A few of za students are constantly using GenAI, despite my warnings and pleas for zhem to stop."

2. Angrier Desdi, arms up. "And I can't even zhreaten to send zhem to za back of za chowder line cuz zhey don't like chowder!"

A jug with some lemon juice, and a jar with a blue green liquid, which is violet simple syrup.

A pot of cloudy blue-green liquid on a stove, with an orange reindeer spatula mixing. The liquid is violet simple syrup, in the process of dissolving the sugar.

1. Desdi, holding a large wooden spoon. A man's legs on the floor. "He ran into my spoon. He ran into my spoon ten times."
Man says "ugh..."
2. Text. "HE HAD IT COMING! WEH!"

Femme Rat looking relieved, and Butch Mouse looking happy and excited. Both are back in their normal outfits and styles.
Rat: Aah. Much better.
Mouse: I wanna chop some wood!

Butch Rat and Femme Mouse! Rat has a short, shaggy hair cut, baggy pants, a skateboard, and no makeup. Mouse has long hair, makeup, jewelry, and a skirt.
Rat: This feels so wrong.
Mouse: I need pants and a haircut.
Rat: IDK how to skateboard.

1. Butch Mouse chopping wood. "Nyah!"
2. CRACK! sound effect.
3. Log chopped in half.
4. Mouse lifts a stack of split logs. "Hng!"
5. A wood box full of split logs. "Loaded and full!"
6. Later... Femme Rat considers. "It's rainy and cold out. Mouse just loaded the wood box, so I'll light a fire."
7. Rat's hand, holding a tiny piece of wood. "Oh. Mouse sized logs."
8. Rat smiles and thinks "Mouse-sized fire with Mouse-sized Mouse <3" The fireplace has a tiny fire in it. Mouse says "I'll make cocoa!"

Desdi, leaning back, singing into a microphone: "I've got HEALZH PROBLEMS! Zhey're multiplyin'!" To the tune of "you're the one that I want" from Grease.

1. Desdi: "and so I says to him, I says "if you hawk zhat tuah one more time...""
2. Closeup of Desdi's face. "And he did."
3. Desdi, gesturing over her shoulder. "So I sent him to za BACK of za chowder line.
From off screen: "HE HAD IT COMING! WEH!"

Butch Mouse looking horrified. "Holy shit, they said FUCK!"

Butch Mouse struggling to shovel snow.

1. Butch mouse: "Femme Rat, I wanna carry you in my arms like a prince would carry a princess, cuz you're my princess..."
2. Butch Mouse, looking sad, with a tear drop: "... but I'm too smol."
3. Femme Rat holding her heart, thinking "OMG my heart! So cute! So sad! So smol!"
4. Femme Rat: "it's OK, Butch Mouse. You're my short prince."
5. Butch Mouse looking happy: "Yay!" And a heart.

Caption: Butch Mouse and Femme Rat are in love!
A tall rat lady with long dark hair, a dress, and a crooked tail reaches down to a round, plump mouse wearing pants and a tank top, but the mouse is too short to reach her hand. Mouse strains and says "too short!" while reaching.

Butch Mouse is a round mouse with big ears, short curly hair, and a cape. They're smiling.

A drawing of a big cake, covered in clams, with a single fish head, and a candle. The frosting is pink and the candle is pink and blue stripes. Text reads "Happy Hatch Day! Have a clam cake!"

Desdi points at Lunnet, who has a distinctly banana shape in this image.
Desdi: Banana.
Lunnet: AM NOT

Act like me in the replies

A giant dragon, Thorne, looks sour while holding a happy Leetol Shit (a yinglet) in her sharp jaws.
Thorne: Yeah, no, this is gross.
Leetol Shit: Haha! I'm food!

No blood or gore or anything. This is entirely cartoony silly.

1. Gray and white cat (Chester) with a headset at a computer keyboard, looking like he's talking directly to the audience. "Sup, Meowmers? It's ya boi Chester! Today we're back at it with watching virtual fire! Once again, we got my sister Pepper on mod duty."

2. A tabby cat, Pepper, is curled up asleep on a keyboard in front of a computer monitor and snoring. On one side of the monitor is a picture of fire and Chester in the corner. On the other side of the monitor is a stream chat.
User111: SPAM
Fish-eater: =)
Botbot: buy crypto in my bio!
AsdF3: buy my bed!

Chester, from the stream, says, "This is epic!"

1. Desdi hugging a giant cup with a straw in it. "Iced chai latte, my beloved!"
2. Plume, Desdi's wife, looking neutral.
3. A single tear falls from Plume's eye.

JD from Heathers, as a yinglet, with creepy eyes, holding a slushie at yinglet-Veronica, who is raising an eyebrow.

JDying: Freeze your brain!
Veronicalet: You need zherapy. And I need new friends.

Caption: How "Heathers" should have ended.

Plume and Desdi, two yinglets, smooch.

Desdi, tired, leaning on a cane. "Za patient needs clams to live." Reference to the House MD meme.

Desdi, a yinglet, looking tired, leaning on a cane. "Za patient needs scav bites to live." Reference to that House MD meme.

Desdi and Plume, two yinglets.
Desdi, with heart eyes: "Whoa. Girl from Gorl and a Clown is hot."
Plume, looking annoyed: "Wow, Desdi being attracted to a trans woman musician? Groundbreaking."

Arrow points to Plume, saying "is a trans woman musician and Desdi's wife."

Yingified Veronica and Heather M from Heathers.
Veronica, angry: If Heazher and Kurt and Ram jumped off a bridge, would you?

Desdi and another yinglet, bearded, sit on stools and look uncomfortable. Off screen, people are speaking.
"...So regarding AI usage, please let me know every time you use it, and don't put in any identifying information."
"OK, so can I use it to make my worksheets?"
"Can I still use it to make powerpoints?"

Leetol Shit, a yinglet, sits in a car seat, looking absolutely pleased. Someone, probably a human, off screen speaks, implied to be via a Starbucks/Scavbucks drivethrough.
Person: "I'll have a venti iced chai latte - "
Leetol Shit: "And a pup cup!"
Person: "*sigh* And a pup cup."
Leetol Shit: "Yay!"

Desdi hugging Plume from behind. Made with Yinglet Maker

Desdi speaks angrily at Plume, while Thorne stands by looking horrified.

Raze yinglet stands on a barrel and drops badly cropped clams onto an overwhelmed Plume.

3 stacked yinglets. Jary at the bottom, Leetol Shit in the middle, and Zeech at the top.

Plume T-poses and levitates. Jary looks on in surprise, and Desdi in exasperation.