Captain Distraction

@captaindistraction.bsky.social

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Some dude on the internet, who is a self-proclaimed captain, who distracts everyone, himself included.

funny tallneck creature from horizon zero dawn, ya know the goofy creatures who don't care about anything and just kinda do their own things, killing any who dare enter their path. Once again, if you see this, why are you still reading this far into the blurb? Everything of importance has already been seen and this is purely a distraction to waste your time for no other reason that I find it funny. And if you are still reading despite that then congrats, you get some metaphorical confetti. Where did it come from? No one is quite sure anymore. We take many things for granted now, that we never truly appreciate where it started and how it developed to where we are now. One thing I can say for certain however, is that distractions are eternal and will continue to develop in both stupidity and complexity. Just take this post for example. It started as a description of the image attached but quickly turned into a rambling mess. When will it be done? Will it ever be completed? Only I will ever kn...
A shrug, nothing more, nothing less, except that it can be anything and everything, from dismissing something or purely showing no preference. It is truly the best for someone so indecisive or not caring as I am. I don't know why you are still reading this, it is just me rambling about shrugging. Well in any case to anyone who may very well see this text, you have found nothing of noteworthy value, just a personal achievement of something so obscure, that even I will likely forget I made this in a week. I tip my hat to you faithful reader for listening to this random tangent, but as all good should, it will now come to an end.