@captainfart.bsky.social

@captainfart.bsky.social

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Cat looking a little grouchy but cute
A very pretty girl dog
Blurry paper that sure looks like it has names and phone numbers on it, left by ICE
Secret Service agent saying ‘we request Greenland or Alaska’
Milhouse asking when they’re going to get to the fireworks factory
Sean Penn as Lockjaw from OBAA
Tweet that says ‘why do bash ‘dead-beat’ dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?
Cat sitting on my computer stopping be from playing ck3
Lyrics to The Gasman Cometh
Homer answering the door for hired goons, asking ‘hired goons?’
A very cute black cat
Very cute tuxedo cat
Two big cats grooming a kitten who is looking a little scared
Six kittens all cuddling together
Sweet boy with one eye
Black and tabby kittens looking at a cat toy
A printer that has a note saying ‘I totally work, I’m just kind of a dick and my owner is sick of it’
Finn being cute
7 kittens in a pen being cue
A white and black kitten with a cute pink nose stands on top of a scratching post. Her siblings, an all black and all white kitten, are scratching on each side
Very tired looking mom surrounded by her babies
Fluffy white kitten standing next to a bowl with more food outside than in
Two baby kittens, one white and black, one void black
Jackie Chan Stuntmaster, a PS1 game that sounds rad as hell
White and black boy learning to see
Two young kittens sleeping in their mom’s arm
Children- 8? to 20ish wearing Jugallo knock off shit with x men branding
Young Arnie
Weird strongman ad from a comic where some guy is holding a woman in a bathing suit. Small print mentions it’s Arnold Schwarzenegger
Cat loving the shit out of head scratches
Odin (orange tabby cat) looking at the world in disgust
Either the giant dork who can’t stop replying or a sweet man who’s had his pic stolen and knows more about bread than me