Jordan Douglas

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🌈 Bi GQ She/Her ✝️ Survivor 🌪️ ADHD-C 👟 26.2 ⚖️ Legal Studies 🎹 Musician 🌅 Michigander 🏳️‍🌈 Parent 🏴‍☠️ Swashbuckler

Princess Sally Acorn
A night sky view above a dark horizon of trees, looking toward Aldebaran in the Taurus constellation. From upper view, an Orionid meteor passes across the horns of Taurus, falls toward the horizon, and fades in the atmosphere.
Close-up picture of a sunlit Rose of Sharon blossom, where a bumblebee is lifting into flight. The blossom is bright pink with a crimson-streaked center and a pale yellow pistil stalk. Pollen dust clings to the petals and to the fluffy bumblebee.
A large white water lily among a cluster of green lily pads. The water is dark and still. The lily is blooming wide, with silky white petals surrounding yellow pistils.
Photo of Big Bird and a youngish Mr. Rogers standing together on Sesame Street. Big Bird has a wing around Mr. Roger’s shoulder and is speaking to him. Mr Rogers is wearing a light suit with a red tie, and he’s looking back up at Big Bird with a warm smile. They look like good friends.
A pink rose blossom beginning to unfurl against a background of its leaves. The outer petals are pale, the center is vibrant.
A female hairy woodpecker is tapping at a maple tree limb, backed by a dull November sky. Sparse snowflakes drift around her and the grey-lichen laden branches. The woodpecker works its way up the largest limb, tossing aside bits of bark as she collects her lunch.
Comic panel showing the Hulk sprawled face-down in a grassy meadow. Hulk’s speech bubble reads, “Hulk will sleep now, and maybe when Hulk wakes up—everything that has made Hulk tired will be changed!”
Stacked two-panel meme of a bearded, bespectacled white man driving a car. He’s facing the camera as if the viewer were in the passenger seat. Top panel reads, “Kill them with kindness;” in the bottom panel, the man’s fist is raised above the the caption, “BUT KILL THEM.”
Illustration of a mouse playing a mandolin. He wears a blue scarf with a red brooch clasp, and his mouth is comically open as though he’s singing at the top of his lungs.
A blue and orange sunset over Lake Michigan, waves lapping into the shore. A sandy leg from knee down is visible at the bottom left, near drip castles at the water’s edge. At right, the foreground is spanned top to bottom by the profile of a golden retriever gazing at the horizon.
Miss Piggy poses heroically on a promontory around which a giant muppet serpent is coiling. She wears an armored chrome bikini and horned helmet and holds high a gleaming sword. Her wings are unfurled above her gathering foes against a fiery backdrop.
Screenshot of Maggie Faberman’s coverage of Trump criminal trial: “Among the Trump aides in the courtroom is Natalie Harp, his ever-present favorite who uses a wireless printer to provide him with an ongoing stream of good news from the internet.”
Photo of a Lake Michigan shoreline. Sunbeams filter through scattered clouds onto lively waves rolling into a beach of clean brown sand. A pair of footprints is visible in the wet sand. The sunlight shimmers from blue to green to gold across the water, which fills the horizon, no other land in sight, as far as the eye can see.
veggie tales character saying “what you have done has made God very unhappy”
moist Papa John in red jacket
Sketch of a baby wearing a cross pendant and parachute harness. The baby’s torso and face are visible, his eyes wide as he is plummeting through the air. With toothless mouth he hollers into a speech bubble, “Do you accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior?”