Captain Kramer

@captainkramer.bsky.social

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"Captain, maybe we should start helping people." "No... That's just what they'll be expecting us to do."

Image of silver tiara bling
Meme: liberals hate socialists more than fascists
Dean Wormer from Animal House (1978)
Image of transport aircraft making parachute supply drop.
Laughing Mao LMAO
Merchant's Gargling Oil A Liniment For Man & Beast c. 1840
Book cover: Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains Trump by Rick Reilly
Mel William Gibson-Wallace statue with alt-text, somewhere in Scotland
"RAZZLE DAZZLE!" Stripes (1981)
"Candlesticks always make a nice gift." Bull Durham (1989)
Morgan Freeman meme: THIS SHIT IS WHY GOD'S LAST NAME IS DAMMIT
Ben Norton and Chris Pine in Hell or High Water (2016)
Dennis Hopper as a photo journalist in Apocalypse Now (1979)
The Soggy Bottom Boys, O Brother Where Art Thou? (2000)
"Always be closing." Glengarry Bread Ross (1992)
Kathleen Madigan's latest hour is called The Family Thread.
Ice Cube and Chris Tucker in Friday (1995)
School principal, Back to the Future (1985)
Walter and The Dude The Big Lebowski (1998)
Drowsy cat blowing a 0.13: You can go sleep at home tonight If you can get up and walk away
Sideways (2004) Miles causes a scene, chugs wine discards.
Tom Bombadil in The Soups of Power (2025)
Album cover with guitar-shaped UFO's, Boston (1976)
Jack Woltz getting the memo in The Godfather (1972)
The Love Boat title card
Book cover: Generation Gap. Kevin Munger coined the term 'Boomer ballast,' the demographic weight that has helped forestall policy changes for the better.
The Clinton hostages at the Trump wedding.
Darren McGavin as Carl Kolchak, The Night Stalker (1974-75)
Marquee for Seven Psychopaths (2012)
The Walking Dead group image in front of a boxcar.
Coin-op arcade games
Sam Rockwell in Seven Psychopaths (2012)
Jules Winnfield, Pulp Fiction (1994)
Meme: WORD SALAD
John Banner as Sgt. Schulz in Hogan's Heroes (1965-1971)
Bugs Bunny in tuxedo meme: i wish all GRAHAM PLATNER a very RIDICULED EVERYWHERE FOREVER
Bugs Bunny in tuxedo meme: i wish all GRAHAM PLATNER a very RIDICULED EVERYWHERE FOREVER
Alien (1979) Kane gasses up before dinner.
Star Trek, Patterns of Force
Stephen King tweeting a bible quote after another rape allegation finally destroys the nazi tattoo Blackwater killer he supported in the Maine primary.
Meme: WORD SALAD
The Police, Synchronicity (1983) LP art
Spinal Tap on stage in a three-shot, colored lights and Nigel sticking out his tongue
Image: one-third dollar, Continental currency
Image: Ian Malcolm looking at American politics. Jurassic Park (1993)
Rock Ridge mock-up, Blazing Saddles (1974)
The Clintons at Trump's wedding, smiling on their special day.
Medieval art meme of a catlike creature holding a spoon next to a boiling cauldron. Text: That's it. You're going in the soup.
T-34/43 at Tiergarten war memorial in Berlin
Flavor Flav, new spokesmodel for controlled 'lepsy.
Groucho Marx pointing at Crimea on a map.
The Dread Pirate Roberts working his angle in The Princess Bride (1987).
Image of a man with scythe on a summer day.
Flavor Flav
Robert Hays in Airplane (1980)
Three-shot of Derek, Nigel, and David trying to harmonize at Elvis' grave. This is Spinal Tap (1984)
Image of artillery piece.
Bishop vs. Aliens is kid stuff next to that sfx brew. Aliens (1986)
¡Parte Dos: Three Amigos vs. Agua Gordo!