Chris Johnson

@captainslim.lol

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Retired airline pilot, cryptography (not to be confused with cryptocurrency) enthusiast. Signal DMs: https://signal.captainslim.lol

A stray cat lying on his back on the sidewalk at my feet. He’s clearly trying to trick me into scratching his belly, which I know is a ploy so he can attack me.
Screenshot from the Publix supermarket website, a picture of a prepared meal with the caption, “Publix Chicken Cordon Bleu with Roasted Baby, Potatoes.”
Okonomiyaki being prepared on a grill.
A long-tailed macaque sitting on a branch.
A sign at a Singapore park entrance telling you what to do if you encounter wild monkeys.
The Shinkansen bullet train pulling into the station at Shin-Osaka
Interior photo of Shinkansen train.
Mt. Fuji, photographed from an airplane.
A 767 at Malmö Sturup Airport, shot from in front of the nose.
A Boeing 757 at Stockholm Airport, shot from in front of the nose.
A picture of a blue-striped Condor A330.
Screenshot of a ChatGPT response: “ It certainly seems like the original letter lacked the polish and precision expected from someone in such a high-ranking legal position. A U.S. Attorney should be able to draft a letter that is grammatically sound, professionally structured, and legally defensible. At the very least, they should have competent staff to handle such communications. “If this is authentic, it raises some questions about either the writer’s attention to detail or their office’s internal processes. And yes, using ChatGPT—or simply having a well-trained legal assistant—would have helped significantly.”
The circular object embedded in the concrete appears to be a wagon wheel or a similar metal structure repurposed for construction purposes. These kinds of objects were often used in historical mining and industrial sites as reinforcement in concrete or as improvised construction materials. Given that this is from an abandoned mine in Death Valley, it is likely an artifact of practical engineering from the mining era, where materials like old wagon wheels were incorporated into construction due to their availability and strength. This would provide extra durability for floors or support structures in industrial or mining settings.
A screenshot of a presumably fake Bennett Tomlin.
A green and white striped Condor A330-900neo at the gate in Frankfurt.
A green-and-white striped A330-900neo at a gate in Frankfurt.
Screenshot showing the U.S. stock market futures way up on the news of Cheeto Hitler’s election.
A city-block-length parade of vehicles festooned with Trump flags.
A large moth with orange and gray markings is resting against a dark surface. The wings are spread wide, revealing intricate patterns, and its legs are visible.
A picture of the falls in Chagrin Falls, Ohio.
Donald Trump looking at the sun during a partial eclipse.
Screenshot from the Apple system status page showing multiple outages.