Capt Skydapocket

@captsodapocket.bsky.social

27 Followers 84 Following

Chronic misfit. Culture-war casualty. We're all swine here. He/her/their.

A graph from logisticslearning.com showing that the capacity of Earth's largest container ships has grown eightfold over the last fifty years.
I mean it's not ACTUALLY Mark Zuckerberg and Lauren Boebert heading into a theater, but it sure looks a lot like them.
Imitation of the webbing A Softer World. Single photo split across three panels. Words are in a typewriter font on white rectangles, as though cut from paper and glued to the photo. Panel 1 and 2: rose petals scattered on a table. "Roses are red, violets are blue / I can kill either inside of a week." Panel 3: the rose from which the petals fell is revealed to be quite dead. I did my best, but the interplay between the text and imagery (as opposed to textual descriptions of the imagery) really is necessary for the intended emotional cadence, and I can't find a way around that.
James Woods quote tweeting biden. Biden's tweet: "you can't be pro insurrection and pro America." Woods's reply: "well, actually George Washington was the most famous And successful insurrectionist in world history. And insurrection was the actual foundation of America. But of course, facts have never been your friends, have they? "
You're mom.
"Start every day knowing that you're dumb and trusted."
A screenshot of search results for the brand in question, to demonstrate the aggro testosterone marketing aesthetic of the product in question.
Somebody on Twitter who posted an anime figurine of themselves as imagined by Bing.
Screenshot of an r/conservative post saying "this guy just makes sense" over a photo of Senator John Fetterman in a suit.
A tweet from Twitter on Oct 4, 2021, when Facebook was down for hours. It reads "hello literally everyone."
A MyPillow that I was given to use while staying here with family.
A legit screenshot of the online shopping page for Axe Anarchy Deoderant Body Spray.
An electric menorah with a simple on/off switch for the entire fixture.
The thermostat is set to 69 °F.
A bog standard hotel room. Single king. The table holds some complementary tea and coffee, an unopened energy drink, ibuprofen, a pocket notepad, an iPad on a keyboard dock, and a half drank local IPA. The bed is still made, and holds a small canvas shoulder bag.
A line of train passengers passing under an inflatable arch adorned with Santa's face.
Elf on the Shelf parody called Baby's First Panopticon. It's just an image I made in photoshop, not an actual product.
An ad for a toothpaste-tube attachment that makes it look like a dog is shitting out your toothpaste.
A combination Applebee's and Ripley's Believe It or Not.
An unremarkable brutalist skyscraper with an empty white sign where the Twitter logo used to be.
A Ben Shapiro tweet. Text reads, "The Face of Absolute Evil." Below that is a video prominently featuring Shapiro's own face.
B-MO, from Adventure Time, waving and smiling happily. It looks a lot like OP's image.