Carl Bateman

@carlbateman.bsky.social

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Creative Coder for hire--mostly web stuff. ex IBM https://carlbateman.com/webgl/

A particularly insightful youth fervently praying, "Please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny"
A picture not doing justice to the Moon and Jupiter
Wallace, of "Wallace and Gromit" fame, chowing down on some Moon cheese during their first outing in "A Grand Day Out".
An image of Garfield looking disinterested with the words "OK SLOPPER" super-imposed.
Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders!
The time-honoured meme from "Arrested Development" wherein a delusional muttonhead pontificates. Panel 1: Well, did it work for those people? Panel 1: No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but... Panel 3: ...but, it might work for us.
Those irredeemable fucking ***** from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". You should read the wiki page. Bloody hell!
That bullshit in "Indiana Jones and the Lost Ark" about 'top men' assessing the danger ot the Ark of Covenant, repurposed for racist bullshit from racist bullshitter. "We have legitimate concerns." "What legitimate concerns?" "๐‹๐ž๐ ๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐š๐ญ๐ž ๐œ๐จ๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ซ๐ง๐ฌ."
The English national flag, the St. George, patriotically proclaiming inclusion and tolerance for foreigners, immigrants and refugees.
The Batman water pistol... it looks very suggestive.
A generic AI image with a subtle, unobtrusive orange and green "AI" label stamped across it.
A version of the interactive advertising patent where a viewer would have to enthusiastically scream the name of the product but now it's for Amazon Prime, where, even though you pay but still get ads but can now enthusiastically scream "Fuck Jeff Bezos!".
A truly inspirational quote with Thatcher saying "I'm dead".
A failed attempt at recreating portals from the video game "Portal" showing an incorrectly rendered image, with the "Portal" image "leaking".
A crowd of otters calling for the death of The Wise One (an elder of the otter people) from South Park
The Checkerboard Illusion. Although square A appears be darker B than B, they are in fact the same colour.
Cover of "The New Adventures of Superboy" with the title "A World with Christmas"
790 from Lexx
Captain Liam Shaw of Star Trek: Picard captioned with November with emphasis on the "no".
Distorted animated scream gif of Dwight for the Office US
A red sphere and a green cube on a grid pattern rendered with Babylon.js.