Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 7d

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Randolph Lee Welty · 7d

Yeah man. Delusional on at least three fronts. At least the paper pulled his picture from the story thumbnail which just made everything even more ridiculous.

Vlad @ Vertvolta Press · 7d

Of course! A bow tie guy

Steve Schaffner · 7d

I'm finding it hard to believe that both the photo and the person aren't AI-generated.

Ana Hunt · 7d

Oh my god, he wrote that and put it in the paper.

april (villainous lesbian) · 7d

honestly can't believe that ladies aren't lining up to jump this guy's bones, talk about a smokeshow

the womandalorian · 7d

i’m still trying to decipher what he means by “*blindly* been to a No Kings rally”

Dan Jago · 7d

It would be difficult for me to date anyone who believes all those things are true.😏

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@fjhuggies.bsky.social · 7d

Article synopsis: I am a nice small minded average looking overweight older white guy and the good looking women won't give me a second look.

Kruser · 7d

It says he was a professor… Professor of what? And where? It’s really weird for an academic to tout their background without being specific.

Chris Pearce · 7d

Charles Robinson sucks.

e.g. Alice Roberts · 7d

A woman went on a date with him? I find that hard to believe. It's like a Trump "Sir" setup story.

Andrew (รูว์) · 7d

I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

Geno Crowley: A Life? ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ · 7d

Is his chat up line "I mean to have you, boy, even if it must be burglary!" by any chance?

Canaries Caption It · 7d

give it 3 months and this guy will be arrested for child molestation.

Huw Swanborough · 7d

Villainous aura.

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@retr2327.bsky.social · 7d

Gee, it would be a real shame if mankind had to miss out on all the prime genetic material this guy is carrying around.

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@didactive.bsky.social · 7d

I've struggled a lot with my master's degree, but guys like this give me hope I might still one day be a professor!

Outside context problem · 7d

Does he think that mustache is doing him any favors?

Sagittarius A* · 7d

yeah. everyone else is deranged, not him.

Kitty WH 🚺 · 7d

“I don’t have a problem with Democrats, but I only want to be friends with MAGAts.” I don’t think anyone else is causing his problems.

Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex · 7d

Came for the bow-tie. Undisappointed again.

Pro-Algea (likely paid) Snuggs · 7d

I bet his bowtie spins

John Wing · 7d

Amazingly, none of this is true. No has gone to a No Kings rally “blindly”. No one “requires” immigration to be unlimited. Some of us would like the Israeli gov’t to stop the genocide they’re currently committing. No one “wants” biological men in women’s sports, and TDS doesn’t exist. Fuck this guy.

Eternal Cat War · 7d

biological maaaaaales!!!!