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@carlchansen.bsky.social

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A post about Chicago
George Costanza, "It's not a lie, if you believe it".
Time to fire some vengeance Every day, starts out this way Somehow it seems United's denyin' Where is a...ccountability? I bring it up, but no one will listen It's a job for Luigi, don't ya know 3 live rounds, blow blow blow! Thompson falls down like a domino Let's...a go! Feinman's book speaks to you and me Etch his title on shells Flirt with lady at Micky D's And maybe she'll be my belle We gotta break the system, man Wake up at start of the day If any can do it, Luigi can It's the big Wed'nesday Every day, starts out this way But on 12/4, we'll change for the better Health care should get you what you pay Not just to help the business unfetter It's a job for Luigi, don't ya know 3 live rounds, blow blow blow! Thompson falls down like a domino Let's...a go! Donning my backpack, ready to start Practicing moves and preparing to dart Don't care if badges put me away It is Luigi's big day!
A common myth about gravity, is that there is “no gravity in space”. This is a half-truth, and we’ll explore why, and what is really happening. You saw the astronaut giving a tour of the International Space Station (ISS). The ISS takes 90 minutes to orbit the Earth, 400 km above the surface. 1 km means 1 kilometer or 1000 meters, which is about 5/8th of a mile. The Earth’s own radius is 6400 km. The force of gravity is proportional to 1/r^2, where r is the distance from Earth’s center. A: Suppose you are 100 pounds normally, and you stood on a ladder as high as the ISS. How much would you weigh on top of this ladder? B: The astronaut you saw, appeared to weigh nothing. Why is this? C : a special kind of satellite orbits high enough so it can stay above one spot on Earth. Orbits follow this rule relating period (T) and radius (r): T2 is proportional to r3. How high is this satellite orbit, to have a period of 24 hours?
I wrote this poem in Notepad, No spell checker to find. Just a font of Courier, And words from my own mind.
A huge metal actual fan makes friends with a huge metal fan.
Behold my magic show! Dawn my hat and robes. Grab my wand, watch me go, Flash the giant strobes. Tap tap tap, what is first? A rabbit do you say? I'll throw some feathers with a burst, And send them on their way. Gather gently in the wind, The feathers take their flight. I shone the spotlight as I grinned, And form a bunny sight. Alakazam, hello there ma'am, Join me on the stage. My lovely lady shall divide, As I cut her wooden cage. She climbs in, let's begin, Start the chainsaw's roar. She will enter, cut the center, Through the box's core. Split the halves, reveal her calves, Call her out by name. Out comes arms, there are no harms, She waves and loves our game. Together again, we bring back Jen, Restore the box in full. Out she'll climb, still in her prime, Alive and well and whole. Wowed and awed, the crowd applauds, They want an encore act! Claps and cheers, from all my peers, The theater's very packed. Now it's time for me to hide, Use my trick to vanish. Hand my wand to Jen the blonde, And now, she shall banish. Out in the crowd, not that loud, I chant out my own name. Dressed as a fan, it's my plan, Hiding from my fame. The crowd joins in, it's a win, They don't suspect a thing. From a kneel, make my reveal, Back on stage I sing. Thank you all, in the hall, My show is finished now. What a night! What a sight! I hope you had a wow.