Carli Velocci 👽

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Nonprofit comms professional by day, freelance writer & editor for video games, tech by night | just some aliens in a suit | They/she Links: https://linktr.ee/velocciraptor

An emo girl with giant hair, highlights, and a big bow sniffing a flower
Outstanding lead actor in a limited or anthology series or movie and it's fucking Charlie hunnam as Ed Gein in Monster.
Lin Manuel Miranda looking at a phone and being sad.
50 books read, 18,700 pages
The padme and anakin meme that says "we'll continue to make games." So you're investing in studios and workers, right?
Top trending topics on Tumblr: art, delta rune, project hail mary, the amazing digital circus
Tim Robinson saying I didn't do fucking shit
When Sharma speaks with EW prior to the "reset" announcement, she's direct and matter-of-fact about the issues ahead. "Technology companies are going through this, entertainment companies are going through this, and certainly gaming is not immune to it,” she says. “When COVID hit, all the demand came forward at the same time that AI happened. The whole industry is in a time of change…. In a couple of weeks, I'll share some numbers with our team and we can share some numbers with you, too, on the state of Xbox and the work ahead for us — and how we're going to make sure that we are a stronger business on the other side."
When Sharma speaks with EW prior to the "reset" announcement, she's direct and matter-of-fact about the issues ahead. "Technology companies are going through this, entertainment companies are going through this, and certainly gaming is not immune to it,” she says. “When COVID hit, all the demand came forward at the same time that AI happened. The whole industry is in a time of change…. In a couple of weeks, I'll share some numbers with our team and we can share some numbers with you, too, on the state of Xbox and the work ahead for us — and how we're going to make sure that we are a stronger business on the other side."
Sharma's vision is to turn Xbox into not just the biggest gaming company, but the biggest entertainment company. That includes expanding their imprint in Hollywood by piggybacking off the success of A Minecraft Movie and Fallout with numerous other movie and TV adaptations in the works. The main goal, though, remains making Xbox the go-to destination for "play." "The next generation, their No. 1 form of entertainment is play," Sharma says. "It's not about what we say, it is about what the world does, and they're deciding that gaming is one of the most important forms of entertainment today — and the next generation is saying it is the most important form of entertainment. So we will continue to meet players where they are."
Lestat saying serving cunt has its consequences
a bluesky license for me
Five of my followers but they're all Only Fans bots. Three of them even have the same name and avatar.
Carli holding up a boox palma, or a tiny phone sized e-reader.
Storygraph stats that says I've read 43 books this year, a total of 16,883 pages.
May I know the tea please? Thank you in advance.
The martin scorcese absolute cinema meme but it's Hideo Kojima saying "absolute video games"
a screenshot from piku niku but the giant foot is censored
Two people posing for a selfie in san Francisco
R.I.P. to "marketing girlie", we're Women in SPAM now (Social media, PR, Advertising and Marketing), and the internet is obsessed.
Hudson Williams saying "I gained like 9 pounds of clappable material"
Are they well written? NO. Does she understand basic pacing? NO. Has she done any research? NO
Clearly a bot reply that says Love this! So inspiring and uplifitng
a tweet that says "I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (reading books)
A sloppy drawing of a rainbow
"We believe the disposal of Playstack represents a milestone for TruFin and a clear demonstration of our disciplined approach to capital allocation and value creation. We've thoroughly enjoyed working with the Playstack team over the last few years and look forward to them achieving future success," said TruFin C.E.O, James van den Bergh.
Scene from Mean girls where the girl says "I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and we'd all eat it and be happy" and Damien says "she doesn't even go here."
A letter from Katherine Clark. Part of it reads: I voted yes on the resolution because it was condemning political violence and extending condolences to the Kirk family. Unfortunately, House Republicans chose to politicize Kirk's death as an excuse further divide the American people. The resolution also described Kirk as a truth teller and respectful of all Americans. While entirely symbolic and lacking force of law, H.Res. 719 should have been an opportunity to come together in condemning political violence, not to lionize Kirk's ideology. Let me be clear: my vote on H. Res. 719 is not -in any way, shape, or form - an endorsement of Kirk's views, many of which were viciously hateful. What my vote reflects is a desire to lower the temperature and underscore the need for all Americans to reject political violence and safeguard the protections of the First Amendment, many of which have been placed under siege in the wake of Kirk's death.
A version of the quoted post but it says "I don't know anything and I have bad taste."
While the Shape of Water isn’t unique in sexualizing or humanizing, to some degree, its monster, it’s radical in another way: It presents a story in which the woman chooses the monster, and the monster remains monstrous.
some YouTube Music recommendations but one of them is Mambo number 5 for some reason
A gift bag that says "and the saga begins"
Notes from the AP Editors Nov. 11, 2010: Updates to Reference works section March 29, 2019: Entry updated. April 24, 2026: Adds guidance for video games.
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Baby vision from the m.c.u
ben Affleck looking despondent while smoking.
Roald and Stuart but they look really French
Seven and chakotay about to kiss because God has forsaken us
Shoresy and Wayne shaking hands
Mr. Burns from the simpsons saying "excellent"
Throughout his NHL career, Marchand has been characterized as a "pest", a hockey player who frustrates his opponents through physical or verbal attacks and annoyance. Marchand developed many of his agitation tactics from a young age: he knew that he was smaller than many of his opponents at only 5 feet 9 inches (1.75 m) and 180 pounds (82 kg), and subsequently developed a system of hits and trash talking that would give him an advantage over some of the larger players.
Well no not all of them. It's still popular in the States though. There's still a United States? I mean, I guess yeah.
Four whitest kids you know videos. One says A Totally Justifiable War of Choice Against the Zombies. Another says, We wouldn't happen to be invading Iran today, would we?
The dead dove don't eat meme. Top says "read heated rivalry and looking for book recommendations." He opens the bag and it says "more hockey smut."
A new picture of the whole Earth because space is cool
Screenshot of an email that shows a broken image with a Chat GPT file name
A reddit post saying "I can't accept this ending" with panels showing people falling to their deaths
Five video essays listed, including the new Jenny Nicholson video, a new Todd in the Shadows video, and others
What else? Healey's proposal also includes lifting a ban on crossbow hunting, which is currently only allowed for  hunters with disabilities. ( "Crossbows are for everyone," she said.)