Carmine Granucci

@carminegranucci.com

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Dad | Coffee drinker | IT guy | CraftBeer hobbyist | RedSox Fan | Arlington, MA Town Meeting Member "Do it with style or don't bother doing it." he/him/his

Me in front of Rivian Boston
Me striking a power pose
My coffee from Starbucks with “You’re the best” written on it.
Animated gif of a bunch of old people repeatedly pressing the spin button on a row of slot machines
It’s Spock.
It’s me in my Arlington Brewing football shirt. Standing on a beach in Vieques, PR
Graffiti on a cement wall that reads “Vandalism is more fun when you know what to write”.
Animated Gif of Holly Hunter from Raising Arizona screaming "Give me that baby, you warthog from hell!!"
A clip of my iPhone showing SOS because Verizon is having an outage.
I spent 33 years and four months in active military service and during that period I spent most of my time as a high-class muscle man for Big Business, for Wall Street and the bankers. In short, I was a racketeer, a gangster for capitalism. I helped make Mexico and especially Tampico safe for American oil interests in 1914. I helped make Haiti and Cuba a decent place for the National City Bank boys to collect revenues in. I helped in the raping of half a dozen Central American republics for the benefit of Wall Street. I helped purify Nicaragua for the International Banking House of Brown Brothers in 1902–1912. I brought light to the Dominican Republic for the American sugar interests in 1916. I helped make Honduras right for the American fruit companies in 1903. In China in 1927 I helped see to it that Standard Oil went on its way unmolested. Looking back on it, I might have given Al Capone a few hints. The best he could do was to operate his racket in three districts. I operated on three continents. Major General Smedley Butler, who died the most decorated US Marine in American history, in a speech given in 1933
Me in a Lord of the Rings holiday sweater featuring Gandalf facing off against Balrog
Me and some dude wearing the same sweater with Santa on a unicorn
A screenshot of an email confirming the order of the new Lego Star Trek set of the Enterprise D
A picture of the new Lego Star Trek the Next Generation Enterprise set.
Sora AI generated video of an 80s style toy commercial for the Great Molasses Flood of 1919.
Me with a dumb look on my face, showing the bandaid on my arm after getting my Flu and Covid vaccines at CVS
My wife and I making a custard. I have a confused, worried look on my face.
A note inside the box of one of the Seagate drives I ordered. It says “God is bigger than whatever is standing in your way.”
Me with a pickleball racquet.
Me holding a beer under a tent.
Raised beds in the background. Arlington Brewing Company beer, Presita, in my hand.
The werewolf Wolverine got me!
Some dude looking for waifu.
Me with a dumb look and an Evee hat on.
A true king. Me in dunks suit on a Lenovo throne
Me in my Dunkings jumpsuit with characters from Baldurs Gate 3
Me with a dumb look in front of the Alienware gaming lounge at Pax East.
It’s me. Holding a beer.
Pulsar mouse order totaling $115.90
Peter points to me standing behind the Arlington Brewing setup for tonight’s event.
Waiting in line for Microcenter to open.
A Covid test with a positive result.
A picture of the Boston Celtics playing the Houston Rockets at TD Garden
Completely empty egg cooler at Whole Foods.
My Bernedoodle Marci, cuddling with me on the couch.
Blokees blind box toy of Beachcomber from G1 Transformers. He has a gold hand and holding a dove.
Larry David saying you can’t say “Happy New Year” after January 7th.
My daughter and I wearing Kiki’s Delivery Service holiday sweaters.
Carmine wearing the Halo 2 sweater from Xbox shop. Has Master Chief on front.
Picture from Nike’s SNKR app showing Air Jordan 3 Retro Black Cement shoes.
Image of the beer menu for the Arlington Brewing Company pop up at the Roasted Granola in Arlington, MA. February 2nd, from 5-10pm. Four beers will be on tap. Robbins Farmhouse, Spy-P-A, Zwolf and Jedermann" title="Image of the beer menu for the Arlington Brewing Company pop up at the Roasted Granola in Arlington, MA. February 2nd, from 5-10pm. Four beers will be on tap. Robbins Farmhouse, Spy-P-A, Zwolf and Jedermann
Scene from Star Trek 4 where Scotty talks to the mouse of Mac Plus, saying “Hello, Computer”.