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Chaotic Sleepy America’s Weird Neighbor 📍a bog perhaps

Me laying in the same pose wearing a mask with a lot of people behind me
“Ass hut” I spotted in the mall food court today
Front of a long sleeve Doug Aldrich shirt for his album high centered
Before and after pictures of a locket necklace being cleaned. Very gross and dirty on the left and very shiny and happy on the right
A fetus in an incubator on my farm during winter i am wearing a cool hat and so is my horse
A sky filled with smoke and the sun glowing red behind clouds
Air quality index is 236, which is worse than yesterday at about this time.
back of a white arsenal jersey with song 17 for Alexander song it’s so dench innit
Bootleg arsenal football club t shirt with the sleeves cut off
Animal crossing characters around a fire Tom Nook Splendid! Then, from now on, this island will be known as Ep Stain.
My hand holding a ziplock bag with one slice of cheese pizza and a ziplock bag with spaghetti and garlic bread
Wrinkly blue shirt that says blink one eighty two
Locket necklace with two crossing rifles
Squeezy dumpling that is clear with shiny paper inside
My Pantone Birth Chart E Palette SUN MOON Cancer Sun Moonlit Shell #B8C8D6 RGB 184, 200, 214 Closest Pantone match: 537 C Libra Moon Dusty Orchid #B68AA8 RGB 182, 138, 168 Closest Pantone match: 2058 C RISING Cancer Rising Sea Glass Mist #A7C8C4 RGB 167, 200, 196 Closest Pantone match: 6150 C VENUS Gemini Venus Mimosa Wink #F1D36F RGB 241, 211, 111 Closest Pantone match: 1215
A pair of George Washington’s dentures, made out of slave’s teeth, hippo ivory, and metal
Having never married or had children, Graham said, "I never found time to meet the right girl, or the right girl was smart enough not to have time for me."
Wrinkled shirt that has a smiling faux happy meal with eyes and arms and kicks reading “let’s decapitate Mitch McConnell”
a pair of shoes in a parking lot
Goro from mortal kombat, he’s a mostly naked jacked dude with four arms
Brown bunny in some green grass near a hose and my garden like way too near bitch you don’t fool me
SpongeBob gesturing towards an empty coffin held open by Patrick
Blue dumpster with greenery around it and in white wax marker: “SAY CHEESE YOUR ON CAMERA? <——“
Baby sunflower against a chain link fence with yellow petals
Blue folded piece of paper on the ground “follow the ghost ferocious ghost” in boomer half caps half lower case handwriting
Little baby snuggling my leg, i made him tho, so it’s super cute
Baby cru with wild red curly hair standing beneath Hank, my great grandfather that killed nazi’s in the battle of the bulge
Tim Robinson wearing a hot dog suit saying RANDOM!
another fantastic artist rendition of a tech deck with a reaper on notebook paper that says blind skateboards
a tech deck and child’s thumbs up next to a very stunning artists rendition of a red horned guy on a skateboard
Caption: call me whatever you want but at least my newly 3 year old doesn’t push mongo
Picture of winter in stardew valley Abigaíl: What do you think of my snow-goon?
A food pyramid that reads from top to bottom: egg / chili dogs, burritos, nachos / tomatoes, chinese soup/ bud light lime
Album cover for The Weak’s End by emery
Album art for The Question by Emery
Two beige-ish cones on a sidewalk that say FUNERAL
Five Guys CEO says he paid employees $1.5M in bonuses because he doesn't want anyone 'shooting' him Five Guys CEO, Jerry Murrell, sitting at a booth with a burger and a drink on the table.
Rainbow background and rats dancing around the border of a photo of the McDonald’s where luigi mangione was arrested I DID NOT EAT THERE OR GIVE THOSE RAT BASTARDS MY MONEY tyvm free luigi
A bunch of succulent pieces on a white piece of paper
An orange road sign that reads “FRESH OIL AND CHIPS”
Bean pods green and glowing in the evening sun with white bean pods sprouting
Photo of my badass childhood friend in his army attire being a badass with a clipboard (now as a drill sergeant) while two blurry similar looking men stand in the background. For a long time if you googled “drill sergeant hates me” this is the picture that would pop up lol that’s my dawg
I am going to just copy the text from the picture so it will read as nonsense, but this was the report from when one of my top 3 best friends from growing up was in Iraq and their vehicle hit an ied. He’s one of my most loved humans on this earth and this photo really doesn’t mean a lot to too many people but i love him and im glad he’s here every day Notebook paper with the following (copied): 30 MAY20L0 CONT. 3RD TIC SAF/RPL 425 40 0396l 20268, PMRp3 SAF TO TC SIDE/TURRET, PMR$2 RPG TO TURRET, KERNAN-WIA (FACE, NECK AND ARMS) M2 DESTRUMED, m240В DESTROYED/LOST, PSYOPS RG-3/ RPG'D TO REAR, KERNAN MEDEVACD TO BAF, 2 JON 2010 - mAGNUm 21, 4A/QC SAL BRIDGE, PMRIO (LAST VEHICLE STRUCK IED IVO 42S YD 1882k 93407 AT 0232. 5x CF WIA: DAY, PEACOCK, HOGUE, FARAONE, KOSIR. KG- 31 COMPLETELY DESTROYED AND SPLIT IN TWO, (PMRIO) 9 JUN 2010 - OP NEVADA ROVID SAF JUN 2010 - OP SHILOH ROUD
Three people in suits one labeled “nah” A person in the middle holding their arms out And a third person labeled “wild” shaking hands with the first person bottom text “nah this is wild”
This is Dana carvey dressed as the turtle he was in Master Of Disguise on the Nickelodeon green carpet. He’s a white man in a green suit outfitted with a shell, makeup to make him bald and look like a turtle so he may secede into his shell like a turtle turtle turtle turtle turtle
my kid put his baby goldfish in a blue hot wheels semi truck with a trailer that looks like a white bathtub with water so it’s fucken snacks in a hauler dawgs
Picture of three white yurts in a line with the blue sky in the background “just realised if I chipped in $50 and bro chipped in $4950 we could buy a yurt in Kyrgyzstan”
Theodora “Teddy” getting a spa day in a sink, a Russian box tortoise in a grey sink with various dandelion greens in it, she didn’t even eat them because she’s a bitch high key my hand is holding a toothbrush to give her scribbles and I put my thrift store temu disco chicken and a duck hot wheels car by the sink to make her more comfortable
IT’S FUCKING JIMSONWEED THANKS CHINA
Palm of my hand with a full vape cart i found on the side of the road hello yeah I know I have children
inside out marino dolphins jersey ready to be altered
Scott stapp
Dench girl (black/tan gsd) in a red plaid hat with fur
Blue and black “Marino dolphins” jersey and a G59 crop hoodie (pink bam margera element shirt in the background)
a few zombie plants budding but a spirally twirly lil pine tree guy lookin ten kinds of cute
Messy ass greenhouse half emptied of plants ready to get moved for repotting/planting/rehoming imma be real I accidentally killed one zucchini plant but I have too many so I’m not gonna worry about it AT ALL
A very rich and safe looking suburb street
Greenhouse with a buncha plants getting ready to be planted