carre

@carre.neocities.org

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Despite my own vices, I continue to do various weird visual arts and other stuff. Here until the owners get too greedy like always. This is my site for now: https://carre.neocities.org Never put a rebuttal/comeback in your bio.

Happy Guy And Sad Guy On A Bus Meme about outlooks
Multiple drawings of a placid green, bean-shaped walrus, with a triangle-shaped seagull with a red pointy beak, a black eyeless face and a white smaller triangle on top of its pointy head.
Crop of a Keroro manga page, depicting a disturbed samurai frog, the human girl character Natsumi, and a giant segmented snake robot. Each segment has a circular detail that looks half like eyes and half like an indent, and is flanked with exhaust panels.
Drawings of a grinning man in round opaque glasses, and long blonde hair. His clothes are all green military clothes: a boonie hat, with stylised grenade pins attached to its wide brim, an open lightweight vest revealing his bare torso, thick wrinkled pants, and boots. He is often holding, throwing or surrounded by grenades. Watermarked as carre.neocities.org
Concept art of a blonde smiling woman dressed in clothes halfway between biking gear and roller derby, in predominantly pink colors. She wears a biking helmet with the visor either lifted up entirely, or halfway up and showing her eyes through it. Image is watermarked as carre.neocities.org
Drawings and pixel-art, of a professional wrestler with long wet curly black hair, and a face with attractive eyes, a sharp chin, and a wide mouth with small sharp teeth poking out, like crocodile's teeth. He wears dark green trunks and leg sleeves, often with horizontal patterns like a crocodile's stomach. Watermarked as carre.neocities.org .
Old twitter screenshot: Randy Pitchford (@DuvalMagic) Battleborn is: FPS; hobby-grade coop campaign; genre blended, multi-mode competitive e- sports; meta-growth, choice + epic Battleborn heroes! 10:14 AM - 4/9/16
Time-themed scene with beige and amber colours. A giant slightly-cracked angled sundial triangle, in the center of a circular floor with lines radiating halfway from the floor's edge towards the triangle. The triangle's long geometric shadow is cast at ana ngle independent of the ambient light. A somewhat-large melting watch-clock hangs off the top of the triangle, almost at it's pointy tip. A second closer melting clock on the floor, is propped up against the right edge of the screen. A third enormous melting clock in the background beyond the floor's edge, pours into unseen depths almost like a waterfall, while more melting clocks are visible further up and in the distance of the scene. Behind the triangle to the center-left, far away, a colossal pendulum is in mid-swing, with another melting clock hanging off the top of its disc. In the distance to the center right, an enormous gear, half-hidden behind a giant hourglass. The giant hourglass has sand pouring out of a crack, which then falls upwards as a spiral column, into a twisting dust-cloud vortex in the yellow sky.
Stylised stoic priest praying standing with feet apart, wearing opaque reflective square glasses, a slightly long face and round chin, white hair and eyebrows, dark-blue robe flowing in wind with tears shaped like monstrous spikes or claws.
Recreation of the Pacers NBA girlfriend and boyfriend meme with Swanboy characters. Cassie Iscariot the deer-woman, exasperated and half-arguing with her hard-thinking boyfriend, Swan Boy Dandolos the long-necked swan-man, both seated together with a box of food.
Famous meme of Obama giving himself a medal.
Clip from The Simpsons of woman saying "No one who speaks German could be an evil man!"
Chuurls' Rock character made out of beige modelling clay with wire limbs, moving in erratic choppy stop-motion frames, in front of a random green and black pattern background.
Sketches of a sentient-tentacle sea witch, connected from the bottom to a giant octopus behind her. Main sketch is in colour. Sea witch is orange, in a spellcasting pose with hands out, fingers twirling towards viewer, manifesting, green magic smoke. She has yellow eyes but no mouth, and a mostly-featureless face. She wears a dark-grey dress, and her head above the eyes turns into a wide-brimmed witches hat. She has rows of large yellow suction cups all over the front of her body, starting from the tip of her hat, to her eyes, to her chest, all the way to the octopus she is a part of. In a third uncolored sketch, she has no hat, and her head is shaped more like the main octopus body's large head.
Screenshot of the Drawpile drawing program, with colored drawings of three mermaids with nonhuman features. Left: dark-purple-pink fat angler-fish mermaid in a yellow jumpsuit, two-legged, with blank white eyes, a wide mouth in a resting-frown, gill slits on her cheeks, and an anglerfish lure growing out of her forehead and drooping over her face like a lock of hair. Middle: Very tall, fat pale-blue manatee mermaid woman in a pale-blue flowing dress with a manatee's tail instead of bipedal legs, with long flowing blue hair, blushing cheeks, a fat drooping face with a low mouth, a small nose and small gentle beady eyes. Right: a hammerhead-shark mermaid in a short pale-brown dress, with two-tone dark-grey and pale-beige skin. She has a hammerhead-shark-shaped head, with a yellow sharp-toothed grin, and wide-set yellow cat-like eyes. Her arms have shark-fin-like extrusions at the elbows. She has two bipedal legs. Three corners of the drawings have sketches of the quoted post's Seahorse mermaid with the bob haircut.
Rough pixelated drawing of Mugen's Kung Fu Man sat on a couch saying "Well well, look who comes crawling back…" with a smirk, flanked by smiling Ronald McDonald and Peter Griffin, who is playing with a fightstick. All of them are turned on the couch to look at the viewer.
Crop of Achewood's Ray Smuckles speaking sternly.
Cropped screenshot, of a digital cartoon drawing, in the Krita program. A planet similar to earth, but as only half a sphere, with a multicolour inner slice and core, and a dense ring of clouds around the rim.
A digital cartoon drawing of Tibi's character "Stella" , looking and leaning back with an neutral, raised-eyebrow pouting expression, while she holds a photo camera in both her hands, walking in grass, in an abstract scene by a river flowing in jagged angles and suspended in mid-air, with fish swimming through. Orange tree branches and flying leaves flow past Stella. She has dot eyes, a long pointy nose, a somewhat-thin build and pale off-white skin. Her hair is bright-red, with most of it pulled back by a grey scrunchie, into a giant messy somewhat-curly clump flowing in the wind, and straight-cut bangs across her forehead, with long stray strands on the sides of her head. She is wearing a bright-cyan dress with white sparkles, has thin pink and white straps around her shoulders, and cyan socks patterned with pink dragonflies and white stars, inside of non-descript magenta-brown shoes.
A digital pastiche painting, of the classic renaissance painting "The Death Of Socrates", using characters from Kingdom hearts 2. Sora is rubbing his eyes and middle-brow in consternation, as he hands a large rock to Goofy, who takes the place of Socrates in his prisonner's bed and raises an index finger argumentatively upwards, while looking sternly at a concerned Mickey Mouse, who sits on a stone block while robed in red and grasps Goofy's toga at the knee. Like Plato in the original, Donald sits on a stone block at the foot of the bed, but sleeping and blowing snot bubbles, and Donald's sceptre lies on the floor next to him. Chip and Dale stick out from behind the bed's pillow, Dale attentive to Goofy's actions while Chip looks unimpressed. Behind the head of the bed, Yen Sid grimaces at goofy and pulls his own hair out in frustration, while Jiminy Cricket formally jumps away from the entire scene, and Pluto lies on the floor chewing on a keyblade. In the middle of the scene, behind the bed, the genie's lamp from Alladin gives off faint blue smoke from atop a tall stand. On the left of the scene, in the background, a hooded figure, with only silver-grey hair sticking out, leans forwards in mournful despair against the wall of the arched corridor leading into the chamber. Beyond the corridor, Maleficent and Peg-Leg Pete stick out from behind a half-wall of a staircase, grinning with villainous glee at the scene. There are hidden mickey symbols strewn around the image.
Three sketches of priestess of average build. Middle sketch in colour, full-body, wearing golden prayer-hands headdress, and a blue hood-like veil with golden trim, whose sides follow the curve of the headdress' implied unseen arms, and her own real arms.Sleeves are lighter shade of blue and baggy. Lower body wears a long blue loincloth with heavily stylised hard-edged symbol of praying hands, and wears an ankle-length blue dress with golden trim, partly open at the front to reveal bare legs and feet, with golden straps around chins.
Multiple drawings of a headless muscular tiger-man, with giant tiger's eyes among its torso muscles, and giant tiger ears as its shoulders, and a tiger's nose and whiskers as it's featureless crotch.
Multiple drawings of a light-red-haired woman with shoulder-height hair in a ponytail, with a tuft of hair dangling over her forehead. Two drawings are in color, with a reddish-brown sweater and dark blue pants.
A drawing with greeting card text the says “Happy (Belated) Birthday Ken Mahsturz. I gotch'youz a cake -- but I freakin' ated it! - Rufus”. Drawing is of Rufus from Street Fighter 4, smugly and sinisterly eating a last slice of cake, with a fork, on plate he's holding, while his nice wife, Candy, hapily eats the other slice in the background. Rufus is a fat white american man with a blonde braided osseledet-style ponytail, and a Hulk Hogan handlebar moustache, in a one-piece yellow-and-black biker suit themed after Bruce lee's Game of Death outfit. Candy is a thin cheerful white woman redhead, with curly parted hair and a ponytail, wearing a salmon-colored croptop.
Two seahorse mermaids with long tubular mouths, using their tails as feet to balance on firm ground. First one has happy eyes, yellow skin on top, orange skin on bottom half, orange sweeping fin-hair and back fin, and a generic mermaid's bikini-top. Second one has serious eyes, blowing cigerette smoke, blueish-purple skin, a light pale-green bob haircut, a blue tight dress and pale-blue gloves, with a cigarette-holder in one hand.
"Hangnail Removed", styled as one of the Dark Souls full-screen messages.
Cartoon woman of average build with relaxed smile, salmon-coloured skin, and slightly messy reddish-brown hair that falls almost like a liquid. Wearing red valve askew on head. With smaller valve brooch on chest. Yellow latex gloves on her hands, holding a plunger. Brown puffy royal dress with vertical sewer pipe pattern.
Gary the snail from Spongebob Squarepants, from the episode where a woman is annoyed that everyone calls themselves Squidward, including Gary by wearing a pickle for a nose. Here the pickle is replaced with She-Hulk's arms and torso worn over Gary's eye stalks. The torso also has a mushroom logo on it.
Mad Drummer enemy from Rayman 1. Body is red, with a muscular torso and disembodied floating feet, hands and head. Hands wield giant maces with spiked chrome balls. Head has single-toothed underbite, and heterochrome yellow and blue-grey eyes, with Dark straight mohawk and blonde curly hair hanging from forehead. Stylised decorations: lightning bolts on feet, yellow pierced heart and silver flame on pecs.
Youtube recommended video, "What the famel gaze really sees (vs male gaze)". Video thumbnail: two variant images of a single man, both look like Jack Dorsey.
Fan-art of one of Nintendo's 90's era team's idea of a koopa wife for Bowser, which they called Bibinba. She is happily leaning against a balcony, resting her chin on the back of her hands. Her cheeks and head horns are each in the shape of a heart.
A painterly full-body drawing, of an unnaturally-pale-skinned man, smugly giving a full-arm-out thumbs down. A crack runs across his face and teeth-filled smile. His hair is platinum-blonde, in the shape of a tall greco-roman pillar. His body is tall, muscular, almost ancient greco-roman, albeit with a pot-belly. He wears a short minimal cloth tunique, with armour around his forearms and legs. A morning-star hangs from his left hip, and another similar circular object hangs from his left. His left leg out of proportion with his right one, his back muscles are drawn somewhat haphazardly, as is his arm musculature and elbow joint.
Michael Ende, German author of 1970's children's fantasy book "Momo / The Grey Gentlemen".
Scott Aukerman: "There's almost something chilling about the character of the Joker-- someone who finds the thought of crime to be funny… …almost as if he's having a laugh?"
@InternetHippo (2023-04-01, twitter): New right wing thing is describing crimes as generically as possible to pretend like they're not crimes. Someone gets convited of conspiracy and they start yelling "Wow so it's illegal to make plans with friends now"
Cartoon drawing of fake news article: "Support good journalism: Subscribe. The Problem With My Generation -- Opinion column by Ayden Hitler." With cartoon picture of Ayden Hitler as young man with modern side-cut perm haircut and pencil moustache, with a facial expression of squinting mid-sneeze.
Mr Dr Frankenstein arguing with Mrs Dr Frankenstein, while Frankenstein's monster sulks in the middle and stares at a broken vase on the floor. “Oh, so now he's just MY monster?“. (Artstyle based on Gary Larson's Farside comics.)
Dollars Horton (@crushingbort, 4 Mai 2014) : hmm well I'd say I'm fiscally conservative but socially very liberal. the problems are bad but their causes… their causes are very good
Two green and purple long-faced ponies with side part haircuts and a blank tired-but-don't-give-a-fuck expression.
The unimpressed vs excited wojack "thing vs thing, japan" meme, but the unimpressed wojack isn't wearing glasses, and the first thing landscape he is looking at is blurry.
The Wojack "Thing vs Thing, Japan" meme but instead it's "Thing, Thing, 4:3" with a crude landscape in 16:9 and then 4:3 aspect ratio formats.
YouTube thumbnail: GAY History, What Being GAY Was Like in Every Era
Dynamic drawing of Whip from King of Fighters, in a more cartooney style than the official games, a focused expression, legs in a spread combat stance and leaning forwards, jerking her whip towards the viewer in an all-encompassing spiral motion.
crushingbort: "hmm well I'd say I'm fiscally conservative but socially very liberal. the problems are bad but their causes… their causes are very good"
simpsons clip, awed radio DJ reacting to machine: "how does he keep up with the news like that"
A rough version of the final high-resolution drawing.
A pixel-art cartoon drawing of a tall, oafish, muscular and heavyset ancient gallo-roman gladiator, with balding cyan hair, a long wavy moustache and a five-o-clock shadow, with a helmet strapped over one shoulder, small shields as knee-pads, and an upside-down, upturned wooden fence as a protective skirt, complete with mailbox, welcome mat and wooden gate.
crop of computer programming error message: "Failed to execute child".
timmy turner praying and saying "please god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny"
Gregg Turkington déguisé en Joker, dans une voiture, dans la série "On Cinema" de Turkington et Tim Heidecker. Sous-titré "the comédien strikes again"
Lisa and Bart Simpson in the "bart's dead!" gag.
John Wick scene, edited so John Wick says “yeah I'm thinking I'm -- Coming for the cats, staying for the empathy”, using a screenshot of the old reddit tagline.
Firefox popup: "This page is slowing down Firefox. To speed up your browser, stop this page."
(screenshot of mildly famous meme post) funny story In my junior year of high school, this guy asked me on a date. He rented a redbox movie and made a pizza. We were watching the movie and the oven beeped so the pizza was done. He looked me dead in the eye and said, “This is the worst part.” | then watched this boy open the oven and pull the pizza out with his bare hands, rack and all, screaming at the top of his lungs. We never had a second date.
butler from gettyimages by britt erlanson
Impressed clapping man from the "X Days Without" meme.
Thing Bad (@Merman_Melville) Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day