Carriage Return

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A pile of books. From the top down Vanity Fair The Age of Innocence The House of Mirth The Legend of Sigurd & Gudrin The Seven Ages of Paris The Romanovs
An image from Phantom of the Opera. A woman (Minnie Driver as Carlotta) in an elaborate headdress and over the top make up points accusingly Text superimposed: She's the one behind this! [Christine Daae is striked through] Will Stancil!
Epic Handshake Meme. Two buff arms grasping hands together. Text written over Left Hand: Samwise Gamgee Right Hand: Melina the Kindling Maiden Handshake: There is good in the world and that's worth fighting for
A man playing a cello in a room with large windows looking over a dreary grey landscape (Pedro Pascal in the Behemoth trailer) Text, superimposed: It isn't gloomy... It's profound (lyric from the musical A Little Night Music when Anne teases Henrik for being too depressive in his music playing)
What if Native Americans drive the Ingalls family off the stolen land and it’s an alternate history of the Prairie had the Native Americans repelled westward expansion successfully while also denying the entire American Southwest to slavery so it remains a part of Mexico.
A person standing in front of a door wearing a thigh length old fashioned with a flared, skirted peplum bottom coat he made, using a purple fabric with black velvet roses on it.
A coat made out of beige/untreated muslin on a floor
An actor dressed in an anthropomorphic elephant costume (Horton the elephant from Seussical the Musical), holding a giant puff on a stem, in front of a cartoon inspired set, with a superimposed text bubble as if he's saying the quoted post.
A beach shrouded in fog. A raft is barely visible in the water.
Top black box: a red flower on a black background and the text "The Scarlet Pimpernel in Concert" Below, red text on beige: The Scarlet Pimpernel in Concert Jul 12 & 14, 2026
A length of muslin on a wooden floor with a pattern pinned to it, ready for cutting out.
americans are like: i need to drive my car to the grocery store. to buy 200lbs of red meat. my car gets 10mpg, i WILL kill bike lane users, i WILL use the drive thru and idle the whole time. driving my car is everything to me
a scene from Office Space. A group of people in an office, tight shot, wearing office attire and mingling. In front is a short woman with BIG styled curly red hair, wearing a teal dress with a large black button and yellow lanyard. Written over the photo in black marker is "Just Pass! Kinna MCInroe XOXO"
you have to watch the movie, the son's character is a corrupter akin to mephistopheles 11:11 PM · Jun 20, 2026
Images from 1983 Conan the Destroyer. Top, statue of a reclining shirtless young man with a a headress and a hole to insert something in his forehead. Bottom, a swamp monster looking creature with horned fins for hands, and a giant horn in his forehead (where the hole from the statue is)
A picture of the San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus, taken in 1993. Most of the chorus is in black, facing away. 6 people are in white, scattered around, and facing front. They represent the founding members who were survivors of the AIDS crisis.
Lego models of two ships, the Erebus and Terror, locked in ice
Contrary to common belief, Nazi Germany’s legal assault on the Jews between 1933 and 1945 was not unique in its racial character nor its segregationist aims. There are remarkable similarities between Americas own Jim Crow laws and those in Nazi Germany. As with many Nazi attacks against the Jews, the Nazis took ideas and practices that were common in their own and other cultures and radicalized them to suit their needs. This exhibit will examine the Jim Crow laws — with examples from Houston’s segregationist past — and the Nuremberg laws
‪Hunter Walker‬ ‪@hunterw.bsky.social‬ · 10m I've had multiple people with pride flags in their bios tell me I can't take pride in the place and culture where I am from? Make it make sense! ‪Hunter Walker‬ ‪@hunterw.bsky.social‬ · 8m (Please don't take this as even the littlest criticism of pride flags!) Hunter Walker ‪@hunterw.bsky.social‬ Follow Basically, I love your cultures! Let me have mine!
Two images from Return to OZ. In the top, we see through the Lunch Box Tree branches, seeing lunch boxes growing on the tree. In the second image, we're closer to the ground, and see Dorothy, a small girl in an old fashioned white dress, holding Billina, a chicken
Drag queen Ben De La Creme dressed as Maggie Smith in an Edwardian big hat, on RuPaul's Drag Race Snatch Game saying "excuse me, we originated the language"
Pencil sketch on lined paper of five fantasy characters. Left, a dark skinned woman with an updo, empire waist dress with puffy sleeves Next: side profile of an androgynous pale skinned figure with pointy ears and a tunic and a rapier. Middle: short delicate looking woman with curly dark hair and a long split tunic. Next: a dark skinned full figured shorter woman in an empire waist dress, hair pulled back in a poof, whose hand is covered in flames. Right: a tall, pale man with curly hair, horns, a goatee, tail, and wearing a coat and holding a a harp.
BSKY post from quadiolk.bsky.social - 6d Where do people fight on the internet anymore? Out of respect to several relatives I'm obligated to stay off Facebook until certain people are dead and/or divorced. And no way am I going to Twitter. Reddit maybe? I hate the way its organized.
text and link to post with bad AI art of a group of brown men in various clothing, both suits and tribal, with WIDE open disturbing looking eyes. darkpoetfan.bsky.social ‪@darkpoetfan.bsky.social‬ Follow This is how “Comanche Enrollment” works When white people dictated the enrollment process it stopped being an actual heritage issue & became scam the government for financial gain www.firsttribenation.com/post/5-india... “$5 Indians”: Fraudulent Enrollment, Federal Allotment, and the Erasure of Real Indigenous Peoples IntroductionThe history of the so-called “$5 Indians” is often discussed as a story of people fraudulently claiming Indigenous identity for land, money, and political advantage. But the deeper truth is far more disturbing.While some opportunists allegedly purchased or manipulated their way onto federal tribal rolls during the allotment era, many actual Indigenous people especially detribalized, mixed-community, Freedmen, and Black Indigenous populations were simultaneously pushed out of legal re www.firsttribenation.com
Text from a Bluesky profile 35 followers 101 following 124 posts Mom said it's my turn to be a tankie All the latest, Top 40 he/its
Cross stitch of the words *I send no compliments to your mother". Black with multi color thread.
The cover for the original cast recording of The Last Starfighter, A New Musical. A star field made to look like the video game with an outline of someone standing above the title. 8 bit alien ships are arranged in lines at the top with one breaking off to fight.
Two sketches. One of Mary holding baby Jesus in a room. The other of a not clear landscape that would eventually go into Mary's window
Bernadette Peters as the Witch in Into the Woods. A woman with thick curly auburn hair in a sequined gown and red cloak. There's a text bubble underneath implying she's saying the quoted post
Scene from Gilmore Girls: A group of people sitting in a meeting in a barn. A woman in a blue v-neck with long dark hair sitting in the back calls out (text): I heard he controls the weather and wrote the screenplay to Glitter!
The Chicken Lady from Kids in the Hall. A guy in all white drag with a beak for a nose and lots of feathers on her outfit
Caroline Bingley from 2005 Pride and Prejudice. A woman from the bust up looking into the camera, in a white dress that sits on her shoulders. Her red hair is in an updo with a chunk falling in a soft curl on her left shoulder. Figures of other dancers at the ball are out of focus behind her
An aerial shot of a stone church in France with a vista of plains, farms, and trees. Fillials are in the upper left and lower right had corner. Text over the image, in cursive, says "Est-ce que les hétérosexuels vont bien?"
The red awning of the Sbarro's at 33rd and 7th in NYC, over boarded up windows. Notable for being the place Michael Scott said was his favorite NYC pizza place in The Office
A woman (Nina Garcia) wearing a pink or beige top and holding her chin and a man (Michael Kors) wearing black. Both are looking at something. A still from the runway judgement portion of Project Runway. Text superimposed: She wore a silhouette of clothes that was extraordinary but somewhat gauche
A woman, Billie Piper as Fanny Price, in a long brown dress that's more Victorian without a crinoline than it is regency. It has a train that's dragging as she walks through the courtyard of a manor, framed by an archway
A beautiful woman (Billie Piper in Mansfield Park) in a close up shot showing her wavy blonde loose hair that's not pulled back and her perfectly shaped eyebrows. Behind her is an out of focus arm of a woman in a red dress.
A still from Evil Under the Sun: a woman on a rock on a beach, sketching She's wearing silk pants and a robe and a large fabric sun hat
A cranberry and orange cake cooling on a counter
Book: Rebel of the Regency by Ann Foster Cover shows a painting of a regency woman (Caroline of Brunswick) holding a bonnet on her head. The title is in a font that looks like graffiti.
A cherry tree in full pink blossom in front of a clear blue sky
A theater seton a stage showing a large stone with Gothic pointed arches.
Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom logo meme. A sword in front of a stone circle. Text, in a geometric font: Pretty much, I would let Gemma know that she is a fat c*nt (an excerpt from Tiffany "New York" Pollard's memed rant from her time on Celebrity Big Brother UK
Text: But even if there aren't more dogs, the dogs we have certainly seem to be taking up more space. We are living in a moment of rampant lawlessness or, more charitably, renegotiation. "People did not think about taking dogs to restaurants 30 years ago," recalls W magazine's Lynn Hirschberg, who is accompanied almost eveywhere by a spaniel-Border-collie mix. "It didn't happen." Now, dogs are on line at the city's coffee shops, in carts at Trader Joe's, seated at the movies. "I definitely take him in every place until I get kicked out," says Mackenzie Katz, a 32 year old art handler and dance teacher in Chinatown, of his adopted 45-pound goldendoodle, Clover. "I know it's a health concern in restaurants. I get it, but it's the forgiveness-versus-permission thing." He rarely needs forgiveness. Mostly, people just want to pet the dog. A few hours after we first spoke, Katz, texted me a picture of himself and Clover on the Coney Island Wonder Wheel. "Might be pushing the boundaries of negligence," he wrote. A cafe owner in her early 40s tells me guiltily about the time she smuggled her terrier into the Dead Rabbit. "I said he was a support animal when he's clearly not," she says, but he hates to be alone, and he barks, and ... was it so bad?" "I understand we live in a giant city and we have to have rules and that's what makes society society," She says. "But i do have a feeling sometimes I'm just gonna make this one not apply to me. It's not fair or appropriate. But I'm also like. He's ten pounds."
Album cover for Erasure's pop! 20 hits
Breugel's The Death of Icarus painting showing a farmer tilling a field and ships going in and out of a harbor near a coast. A small figure with wings shows having fallen into the water, so small to be almost missed.
A Screenshot of Google Maps showing a Target listed as a Catholic Bookstore
A scene from the movie Circle of Friends: A group of college students are sitting in a class with Minnie Driver, the lead, on the far left looking off screen, with long curly hair and a lace collar on a black cardigan, while her blonde friend in a blue blazer and her brunette friend in a red shirt are looking forward.
A package of two friendship bracelets. Card text: The Wild Party - New York City Center 2026 Encores Bracelets say "evil twin" and "better half"
A scene from the movie School of Rock. A group of parents and students at a parent teacher conference, some people standing, some are sitting on desks. Subtitle text across the bottom: why has my daughter become obsessed with Adam Guettel? (note, the original line said David Geffen. Geffen's name has been crossed out and musical theater composer Adam Guettel has been added in)
Travis ‪@someforeignfield.bsky.social‬ Follow I'll also note that both Tucker and Fuentes are significantly less casually islamophobic than Colbert, Stewart and other mainstream liberal media figures. Significantly.
Heather Gay from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City saying "Two thumbs up is the 'f you' and that's the universal text code."
A drawing of a cat half standing, propped up forelegs on a table that has a slice of cake, iced coffee, and a vase with a single rose.
a cross stitch saying "I send no compliments to your Mother" sitting on an open book.
The cover of Jared Pechaček's The West Passage. Five humanoid but not human figures, each in a distinct color, surround a circle with the title of the book, the West Passage, in the center
An image from a Simpsons episode where Homer disrupts the life of an island tribe while involved in evangelism. A tribal member is face down in a bowl of macaroni salad. Text: I don't even like Wuthering Heights (Context, the original line ends with macaroni salad, since the islanders have that on the all you can eat buffet and this fellow can't stop eating eat, despite his revulsion to the dish)
mega them ‪@megathem.bsky.social‬ Follow there's a certain type of San Francisco establishment Democrat who, after the pioneering gay politician Harvey Milk was assassinated by ex-cop Dan White in 1978, decided they'd rather side with gay-bashers than gays Newsom walks in Feinstein's footsteps
An image of the crotches of two finance bros, their pants unzipped, and arms coming from their flys to shake hands. Yes it's weird and uncomfortable and homoerotic and kinda homophobic. Yellow background. Text photoshopped in like the epic handshake meme Left arm: Wuthering Heights Right arm: Mansfield Park Handshake: books that are better when you realize everyone in them is awful
Enir Ilim from Elden Ring Shadow of the Erdtree. Two large pillars made of stone and bodies in front of a sky with clouds and light shining through