Carter Payne (in a Tim Curry voice) @carterpaynewrites.com · Dec 11

About 90% of the time spent clipping my toe nails is spent finding where the damn toe nail went as it rocketed off my foot like a woman that found herself sitting between Pete Hegseth and Stephen Miller. Cat pic for tax because I made you think about those two luke-warm microwaved fuck-nuggets.

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