Cartoon Beardy

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Ex VFX artist and animator. Internet Curmudgeon and generally a bit of a shambles of a human being. For your own safety do not ask for help with DIY projects. 🚫 - AI / 🚫 - NFT

A digital image saturated in yellow orange of a female person with bare shoulders and blond hair and a pure black dress hugging herself while looking downwards
An view from a booth in an old style 1930s art deco bar.
a construction line red pen sketch of Hugh Jackman as Logan from the movie of the same name
Mordin Solus - From Mass Effect
A spooky person in a mottled white dress with black hair lankly laying over their face stands in a dark room silhouetted by a gray gloomy window
Doctor Doom is attacked by seven squirrels. The villain swipes his arms while yelling "Confound these wretched rodents. For every one I fling away. A dozen more vex me!"
Poster saying “want a new challenge? Retrain as a swan”
A poster for the 2026 horror film, Undertone. The image is a black page with a dark red waveform from an audio program running vertically down the centre of the page. The waveform overlays a red and black image of a person with headphones on and a caption at the bottom of the page in white saying”Undertone”
A cat sits upright on a bed. Back legs splayed apart looking dazed. The caption next to the cat reads… “Due to unfortunate circumstances I’m awake”
Letterboxd last four watched recent activity from most recent left to right. Plane 2.5 stars Predator 4 stars Commando 3.5 stars The Amazing Spider-man 2 stars
A scene from the movie Commando. Arnold Schwarzenegger poses with a machine gun
A glass with a luminous green liquid in it. The glass is frosted with red salt
A pencil sketch on a page in a sketchbook of a very intense looking bearded Norse god
Sunset view of London from a hill in Greenwich park. The sun is setting in the left of the image and the city skyline is hazy blocky shapes with in the orange light against a blue sky
A meme image with a caption saying “Failure. Sometimes your best just isn’t good enough” the image itself is a footballer with a footballer smashing into their face
A digital painting / doodle of a feminine face framed by light blue light. The eyes however are bright fiery orange / yellow blazing out of the shadows
A Letterboxd recent activity list showing the last four films watched and their ratings. Going from most recent left to right Blade Runner 2049 4.5 stars Blade Runner 4.5 stars Colossus: The Forbin Project 4 samaras The Furious 4 stars
A deleted scene from the movie Alien. Captain Dallas, is cocooned into a wall covered in grime and resin.
A screen capture of Steam users concurrently playing. The top five games barely add up to 4 million players
The movie poster for the film The Furious
Movie poster for the 2026 action film The Furious
A digital painting of the actor Robert Shaw as Quint from the movie Jaws
A photo of a sketchbook with a pencil drawing of a bear appearing to perform yoga
Letterboxd recent activity list showing the last four movies watched and their ratings out of 5 stars. From left to right Obsession - 4.5 stars The People vs Larry Flynt - 3.5 stars They Will Kill You - 3 stars Stockholm Bloodbath - 0.5 stars
A statement from Dominos pizza that says the following… Domino's Pizza BREAKING NEWS OFFICIAL STATEMENT In response to trends in the gaming industry, as of 1st April 2027 Domino's UK will cease production of physical pizzas and shift to production of digital pizzas only. Consumers will be able to download our full range of delicious pizza codes and, using the power of the imagination, enjoy them in an entirely virtual sense.
Mass Effect Trilogy : Collectors Edition front cover showing the main character in monochrome black and silver blue
A ginger and white cat sits in front of a copy of After Effects that has a character design on the screen. The cat is looking directly into the camera with a look of disappointment or disapproval. The implication is that the cat has looked at the work on screen and is turning towards the camera person as if to say “Really!?”
A digital painting of a woman against a vivid red background. The woman is lit starkly by a light blue light. Most of her face is obscured by shadow but two intense eyes are visible staring at you behind a hand with unnaturally long fingers
A pictures of a cat on a bed. The cat is sitting up back legs splayed either side of its body. It’s forelegs resting on its tummy giving it the appearance of someone just slumped on a bed. Beside the cat is the caption “Due to unfortunate circumstances, I’m awake.”
A pile of garbage AI bs with a lioness’s nose intersecting a cage bar. A ginger and white cat looks on. This image is garbage
A list of the last four movies watched, running from left to right Stockholm Bloodbath (half a star) Rocketeer (three and a half stars) Blade Runner 2049 (four and a half stars) Cold Storage (two stars)
A digital painting of a fox in a grassy space looking directly at you. the paint strokes are rough textured and hurried.
A pink scene of a tree and house starkly silhouetted on a rain slicked street. The sky is dusky pink and a single crack of lightning bisects the shot from skit to the ground behind the tree
A miserable old William Shatner sits on the back of a a cart being driven around a convention hall
A digital black and white sketch of a portrait of actor Sean Connery as Henry Jones Senior in a scene from the film Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
A dark digital painting of a werewolf. The creature stares at you its mouth wide its eyes whit dots in the dark shadow the creature is shrouded in
A digital painting of a gloomy scene with a grey white eyed grossly distorted face looming out of the dark
A scrappy quick sketch of the character “The Rocketeer” a 1940s style hero. Wearing a World War One pilot costume with a jet pack and a helmet with a fin on the crest of the skull.
A digital painting of a feminine vampire smiling arching back up to the viewer, baring her teeth in a pin up style
A digital painting of an Alien from the film franchise of the same name. The creature is bathed in a stark blue light from the right with a harsh dark red shadow on the left, giving it a sinister abstract appearance
A digital painting of a scene from the movie Ghostbusters. All three main characters stand in a lift looking intently at the elevator floor counter.
Digital painting of the actor Robert Shaw as Quint from the movie Jaws
A digital black and white painting of evil penguin Feathers McGraw from the Wallace and Gromit films. The penguin is framed in a beam of light and behind him is jail cell bars.
A digital painting of a scene from the movie Aliens. Featuring Sigourney Weaver as Ripley standing outside in a fire strewn wind swept misty landscape with a young girl, Newt. Both have worried expressions on their face
A digital drawing of Rutger Hauer as Roy Batty from the movie Blade Runner
A digital drawing of a demonic figure wearing a blank expression, which may possibly be a mask, stands wrapped in a cape or hood. Upon their head is a spikey crown. The character is fringed by flame.
A white and orange cat lounges on a computer keyboard and mouse blocking access to a screen on the right
A black and white digital sketch of a grumpy looking bulldog
An alien from the movie of the same name
A glass of ice a clear liquid with a vivid red chilli in it. The edge of the glass has a rim of red salt on one side. The whole thing sits on a slatted wood table
A clear cup with street written on it. The fluid inside graduates from green at too top to white at the bottom with an egg yolk yellow blob or something splashed against the inside
A view from a ring doorbell camera showing a horse in a straw hat standing on the front porch of a house
The title card for Star Trek Voyager. The title reads “Chakotays prolapse”
A title card for the original series of Star Trek The title reads “Kirk’s STI shocker”
Title card for Star Trek The Next Generation. The title reads “was that a fart or is Riker playing trumpet in 10 forward”
The horizon, sea and pebble beach at Whitstable. The sun is beginning to set and a seagul is visible in the sky as a silhouette in the top left of the image
A glass full of a green drink. Lots of ice and a massive red chille on the rim