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Screenshot of a 4chan imageboard thread showing four posts in a pun thread about bird names. The thread uses the classic 4chan layout with light purple/gray background, green "Anonymous" usernames, timestamps, and post numbers. OP (No.5128627): Posted 05/26/26 at 01:13:33. Text reads "A peaWHAT?!" with an attached image of a peacock (83 KB JPG). Reply 1 (No.5128632): Posted 05/26/26 at 01:27:13. Text reads "A WHO-atoo?" referencing "cockatoo" with an attached image of a sulphur-crested cockatoo with its yellow crest raised (266 KB PNG). Includes a quote link to post No.5129011. Reply 2 (No.5128780): Posted 05/26/26 at 09:35:00. Text reads "The WHAT of the rock?" referencing "rockhopper" with an attached image of an orange bird with a distinctive fan-shaped crest, likely a Guianan cock-of-the-rock (82 KB JPG). Includes a quote link to post No.5129011. Reply 3 (No.5128921): Posted 05/26/26 at 20:35:49. Text reads "A rabbit using the internet" — breaking the bird pun pattern with an attached image showing a small tan rabbit sitting at a laptop keyboard looking at the screen (82 KB JPG).
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Headline: "Thieves steal Renoir, Cézanne and Matisse paintings in three-minute ltalian heist"
party rock is in the hou se tonight
Wikipedia article for the philosopher Max More
baseball cap that reads "JSTOR killed Aaron Swartz" on the front
News headline that reads: "Microsoft Unveils AI Diagnostic Orchestrator That Beats Doctors and Reduces Costs"
A photo of me, taken over my shoulder from a metre or so away. In my outstretched left hand is a buzzball cocktail and in my right hand is my phone, which is displaying the quoted post.
Excerpt from an email that reads: "Dear Laurence, this company use(s) Momence to run their business. This email contains information about how you can manage your account. No further emails will be sent" The word "uses" has had parentheses added around the last "s" to represent the words "use" and "uses" at the same time.
cartoon of cat driving a tank source: https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/calamancyy/tank-cat
a photo of a book titled "The complete high school study guide: Everything you need to ace Pre-Algebra and Algebra 1 in one big fat notebook"