Cass

@cassmarshall.bsky.social

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Video game jester and co-founder of rogue.site with two rescue cats and one husband. I like to like things.

a little cartoon guy smiling and pointing at himself
A black and white piece of art showing a stocky middle aged man with a gun, a chain sword, a dumb beard, and the worst hat you've ever seen.
A Mike Fossey tweet that reads"Chdck this shit out motherfucker [i slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do]
it's the meme where two guards are advancing on a lone holdout. theyre wearing berets and have baguettes and are saying "COME ONT OUT! You can't resist after the game awards swe33p' and "enjoy a beautiful story of grief!" while I hide with a 40k Bolter and refuse to stop palying the excellent game Darktide
The meme where one guy is drinking a lot of water from a big pipe while a shrivelled guy is only getting a few drops from the same flow. The big guy is labelled as "Space Marine fans", whereas the little guy is "Imperial Knights fans". The drip is labelled with "Raximillian Dragon is a Knight who's in the new mission as a handler (he's not even in a Knight, he's in a tank)
A tuxedo cat with very big eyes, ears folded back, and a disgruntled vibe
A wall decal that says DELICIOUS BURGER
A Norman Rockwell painting of a man in a blue plaid shirt and brown jacket standing up mid-speech while men around him, seated and wearing suits, look up toward him
An installment of the Ctrl-Alt Delete comic. In panel 1, Ethan says "Dude... you know that store Gamer World? The one downtonw?" Lucas replies 'Uh... maybe, I think I sent a customer there once when we didn't have an old title they were looking for." Ethan responds "They found the owner dead in his store last night! Blunt force trauma... and all of his merchandise piled up on the sidewalk and burned..." Lucas replies "What the fuck... I expected the typical anti-video game sentiment that usually follows the media's attempt to avoid addressing the real issues, but this... What are you? Is that soda?" To his chagrin, Ethan is pouring two bottles of a Sprite-like soda into a bucket, saying "It's the only liquid we have in the store in case we need a bucket brigade! I'm not about to let anyone burn my babies!"
A common fork