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Veteran Game Dev - Kerberos Productions / game developer, writer / Magnus Class Robot Fighter, 1st rank, CDN. Opinions are my own.

Jake Peralta from Brooklyn 99 doing some atrocious skanking.
A very young, bearded Mandy Patinkin is dressed in a striped polo shirt, ballcap, and jeans and he carries off pool cleaning supplies from a fancy LA home. Richard Dreyfuss and two child actors stand behind him, from the movie The Big Fix.
A coolant intersection in my Dodge Journey where a branch has sheered clean apart. The parts are plastic and after years off high heat, they get brittle.
Matt Leblanc in a Star Trek TNG command uniform. Underneath is his Joey catchphrase, “How you doin’”
A giant Pac-Man… joystick? It’s 3 feet tall, yellow arcade-like stick, with buttons, on a yellow base, but too small… you know, this might be too much for an alt.
Old board game - Kreskin’s ESP, with Kerskin on the cover trying to hypnotize you with a heart shaped locket.
A magazine format copy of Killer, by Steve Jackson Games from 1981. The illustrated cover shows four college students attempting to pretend-kill one another with a banana as a gun, spitballs as poisoned darts, and a pillow as big rock.
A shiny and new looking, black key fob. It has a panic button, a lock button, an unlock button, and a remote start button. A secret, just for you alt text users - my vehicle doesn’t have remote start, I just couldn’t find a case without the button for it. It doesn’t keep my fob from working and maybe one day it will foil the theft of my car, as the thief runs around a mall parking lot, clicking furiously and cursing, “Why won’t it start?!”
A student in a letterman’s jacket and his three, crime-fighting, monster buddies - Wolfman, Dracula, and Frankenstein - pose for a picture in a castle basement.
Promotional photo from the movie, with Jekyll standing next to Hyde, both wearing matching suits.
Two panels, the top one being the DiCaprio pointing meme, subtitled “Loollooklook!” The bottom panel is from the same scene where he sits back to sip his can of beer. The subtitle reads “Ryan Reynolds is Robert Culp for the 21st century.” And he is. Same smarmy charm, same reads, it’s kinda creepy.
Dom Toretto speeds through the night in the Ecto-1 while street racing cars chase him. Underneath reads “Ghostbusters 2 Fast 2 Furious”.
A glass bottle of pop labeled “Thums Up”. That’s not a typo.
Young redheaded boy says “its got electrolytes”. A beautiful woman sits nearby, breasting boobily.
FoX NEWS screenshot that reads; PLANS FOR UFC CAGE MATCH ON WH LAWN • OCTAGON CAGE ON SOUTH LAWN • FULL FIGHT CARD • LINCOLN MEMORIAL WEIGH-INS • JUMBO SCREENS ON ELLIPSE • POSSIBLE OVAL OFFICE WALKOUT NEW DETAILS ABOUT UFC CAGE MATCH ON WH SOUTH LAWN
A pack of chocolate covered marshmallow cookies with sprinkles.
The nine panel meme format with 9 film and TV Supermen, thanking them for standing for truth, justice, and liberty - except Dean Cain in the middle square, labeled “not you”.
A cute girl sits in a simulator cockpit. Text on the screen reads “Follow me for more tips on how to steal fighter jets.”
A screenshot of a post that says “if you were six when Rock Lobster originally came out in 1978, you'd B-52 now...” Underneath is a photo of the B-52s performing.
A photo of Steve McQueen on the left, Chris Evans on the left, both wearing an Aran knitted sweater. Obviously they look incredible.
Harrison Ford looking awesome in a dress-shirt and sweater. Text underneath reads “you should put that on your business card.”
A selection of the Kill Bill script that reads; THE BRIDE It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I'm sorry. But you can take my word for it, your mother had it coming. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting. And with that apology, statement, and invitation, The Bride walks out the kitchen side door, leaving the little girl to her mourning.
A hockey player is shouting - his text appears underneath as “set the f-word tone.” Only he really says the f word.
An older man, Groucho Marx, wearing glasses and bow tie while sporting a moustache and cigar, stands next to a marionette duck. The duck, Julius, looks a lot like Groucho and has a sign in his mouth that reads “appeasement”.
A man and two robots sit silhouetted in front of a movie screen with “Gene Hackman” on it in big letters. Text along the bottom reads “Oh, he’s good in anything.”
Bread pudding. With chocolate chips. It looks delicious.
Google maps showing it now labels the Gulf of Mexico as “Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of America)”
Tobey Maguire, in a black suit, dancing in Spider-man 3.
Maury Chaykin as Nero Wolfe, dressed in a blue suit, yellow shirt and burgundy tie. He’s seated in a big, high backed, yellow leather chair at an oak desk.
A bumper sticker on a grey Civic that reads “I’d rather be crying to Enya”.
Friend holds up a can labeled “sap sucker” next to my head. It is not subtle.
Chef Duran Bodasing bundled up for the Fall chill and is standing with our gear for shooting season 2 of The Dome Cooking Show.
A screenshot of the arcade game, Xenophobe. The screen is divided into three horizontal floors of a space station. Cartoon, vaguely Star Trek characters are fighting vaguely Alien xenomorphs.
80s illustration of a futuristic home with a wall sized flatscreen TV, robot helper, video camera, CD player, desktop computer, and video phone. None of them look like what came to be, except the TV. Stupid 80s people! Ha ha!