Andy Hansen

@catdroid.bsky.social

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Self-employed IT Guy in Iowa. Yankees and Packers fan, despite the content of my skeets. Left of the DNC. Calmer than you are. www.andyhansenit.com

A framed and matted mini-poster of The Big Lebowski one-sheet. It features Jeff Bridges and Julianne Moore in a pose that, frankly, recalls a hood ornament. In any case, the mini-poster is signed by Jeff Bridges. It’s his actual signature.
Andy Rooney staring at you dead-ass with a quote bubble. It suggests that the quoted skeet is being spoken by Mr. Rooney.
Text that reads “you wouldn’t steal oil from Venezuela” in a fashion that recalls anti-piracy advertisements of olden times.
Dennis Reynolds from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia s06e04. Original quote is, “TWO wars!?!”
A well-worn Apple Watch lies on the left, with its rear sensor array exposed. Amidst the scratches we can read it is a Series 5 44MM model. A new (Series 10), larger (46MM), Apple Watch with blue band lies on the right.
Evil leaper Alia (Renee Coleman) on "Quantum Leap"
The Blank Check Podcast crew drawn as characters from The Big Lebowski by artist Joe Bowen.
A robust, bearded white 40-something male stands in a yellow 3XL shirt. The shirt reads SANDWICH AGAINST THE MACHINE.
AirPod Pro version 2 listed at Best Buy for $180 vs the usual $250.
A blonde labradoodle sits in the backseat of a car as it drives down a state highway. The dog’s ears flap in the wind and she appears to have a smile on her face. She is a god girl.
A bag of Cheddar Jalapeño Crunchy Cheetos, the best Cheeto.