Catherine 🌷

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#EndFossilFuels Inventor of Post-Its©️ Adjunct Prof in Writing she/her https://medium.com/@catesawers/how-to-make-everyone-poorer-9d760e173f84 SEIU Local 500 exquisitely crafted handmade jewelry @ catesjewels.etsy.com screenplays on The Black List

a shiba inu dog stands on hind legs and places its front paws on a step. the dog is mid-sneeze or chewing on something hard, either it’s making a face. [screams internally]
Bush at a dais, standing in front of bleachers of students and teachers. Above them a banner: [No] Child Left Behind
Close up of the red jade necklace coiled in a loose circle and lying flat on a white surface. The natural jadeite is dyed fire engine red and slightly translucent. The beads are individually knotted with black silk thread.
four part cartoon (artist unknown) 1. someone is interviewing Sam Altman. he says “We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water.” 2. the interviewer interrupts and says “Sorry, can I just—“ 3. the interviewer “opens” Altman’s face and peers inside his head 4. inside Altman’s head is an empty white room with nothing but a strange creature that’s Mr. Burns’s head with two feet and the HAL9000 glowing red dot on its head.
black and white photo of the Uruguayan rugby team that crashed its plane in the Andes mountains and they survived by cannibalism.
A gemstone beaded necklace coiled and lying flat on a white surface. The 8mm beads are natural jadeite dyed fire engine red. They are individually knotted with yellow silk thread.
It’s true, the 1/3 pounder burger failed in america cuz they thought quarter pounders were bigger Yeah cause they are??? 1/3 > 1/4 .33 > .25 What are those signs
Norm McDonald: Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die.
a graph demonstrating exposure to leaded gasoline by year. the worst years coincide with when GenX were young.
salute to America immediate evacuation
SALUTE TO AMERICA IMMEDIATE EVACUATION
every example of how AI could be useful is like “if you were eating cereal, AI could tell you what cereal you were eating”
Batman breaking a rifle “AI art” This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.
a Playmobil pirate with a sword standing over a pirate’s chest. a gemstone necklace fills the chest and spills out.
Norm McDonald on SNL: Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die.
screenshot of the scene in Family Guy when the family thinks they’re going to drown and so Peter admits that he doesn’t like The Godfather because “it insists upon itself.”
GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER
movie poster for Love in the Time of Cholera, but cholera has been covered with Cyclospora.
three coyotes howling in the forest at night. “Thursday”
Citi baseball field in NYC. the sky is the color of sewage from Canadian wildfire smoke.
the meme of the airplane diagram covered in red dots representing where planes were hit by anti-aircraft fire
a Pixar-type cartoon of a sea turtle that looks disturbed, perplexed
Neil the Seal yawning but looking like he’s screaming or shocked.
Pearl Wrap Necklace with gold plated S hook clasp. Large freshwater cultured pearls individually knotted with silk thread.
wincing
The villain’s faithful pair of henchmen: (left) tall skinny serval cat (right) spherical chonky Pallas’s cat
book and coffee cup on a coffee table. the book dust jacket is a warm brown, the same exact shade of coffee with milk. the book is Primitive Polynesian Economy by Raymond Firth.
Photoshop job of Bill Murray the meteorologist from the classic film Groundhog Day standing in front of the Strait of Hormuz. “Well, the Strait of Hormuz is closed. Again.”
wojak cartoon of guy standing in corner at a party and watching couples dancing
famous photo of the electrical workers on the poles. one has gotten an electric shock and is unconscious and the other gives him mouth to mouth resuscitation.
the sighing smoking man meme, with more cigarettes than ever covering his whole head and hand
I LOVE THIS TOWN!
I LOVE THIS TOWN
four beaded necklace bundled in a rainbow. they all have the same pattern of 4mm gemstone beads accented with faceted (chatoyant) labradorite. the silk thread matches the primary bead color—yellow for honey jade, pink for watermelon quartz, white for moonstone, green for aventurine. lobster claw clasp (not pictured).
Brazilian soccer player wincing really hard
colorful illustration of a long haired tabby cat drinking a cup of tea and looking off to the side
a beaded gemstone necklace lying on a green stone. the 8mm beads are natural dyed jadeite, forest green, individually knotted with red silk thread.
toy set of the Ewoks using logs to take down a chicken walker in the Battle of Endor
a woman glancing at her phone and looking very shocked, appalled even
I’m tireda being the only 1 who cleans, pays all the bills, cooks every day and does dishes in this house. I am the backbone of this family. I live alone, but still
Will Santino cartoon A rectangular peg and a cylindrical peg walk hand-in-hand and arrive at a circular hole. The Cylinder says “So this is me!”
Close up of the Cape Verde Necklace showing the bead pattern. Sapphire blue, yellow, and red dyed jadeite, and tridacna (giant clam) shell, and yellow silk thread make up the pattern for the Cape Verde flag.
a brown tabby lies on a desk directly in front of a laptop screen. the show is The Americans.
copy pasta of the silly sex scenes in movies post: I cringe at (montages) in movies. I have never watched a (montage) that was actually imperative to the story. It always makes me feel like the producer is working out some sort of fetish.
Black Onyx Loop Necklace lying on pink tissue, draped in a way to show the unique and intricate knotting. The loops are made with two strands of individually knotted 4mm round black onyx beads; every 8 beads, the two strands are knotted together, so there are continuous loops of 16 beads. Black silk thread; the ring clasp does not open.
close up of a tabby’s neck wearing a small beaded quartz necklace
a small brown tabby kitten lies on top of a cylindrical buckwheat pillow, with his chin on the pillow and front legs stretching forward. his paws are in the air.
close up of a black tee shirt with white letters, saying in all caps: I’M GONNA GO FINGER YOUR WIFE
I love her lack of energy, go girl give us nothing!
me at 16 in Zimbabwe cuddling with a three month old lion cub that is teething on my sneaker foam
Largescale sucker illustration of a fish
weather forecast for DC showing back to back days over 100 degrees
very confused looking dog
Beaded gemstone necklace lying on a white surface. Dyed yellow jadeite beads and amber silk thread and punctuated by black onyx racing “stripes” that look like Bruce Lee’s yellow and black jumpsuit in Game of Death, which was copied for Uma Thurman in Kill Bill I.
weather app forecast for next weekend showing temps from 94 to 103.
screenshot of above text but with everything blacked out after “Stop showing celebrities”
PRIMARY that guy.
two part Skeletor meme top image is Skeletor lying on his side, propped up by his elbow. “You don’t have to reply to every frothing Islamophobe bemoaning the NYC primaries.” bottom image is Skeletor running away. “Just block them. Until we meet again.”