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frailty, thy name is pam: chicago, cats, and something uniquely me. i don't roll on shabbos. https://catechism.carrd.co/

a kind of blurry gray-orange selfie of a person wearing a bike helmet, large glasses, and a flo mask, which is between a good disposable and a gas mask, we're shortly pre-mad-max
a beautiful orange cat with white paws and nose, asleep on a green blanket. the sun is behind him and his mane is in, so he looks like he's got on one of those Elizabethean collars like the fine gentleman he is. he looks as comfortable and content as any creature ever has, I wish to be him
there is no war in ba sing se
a floofy orange cat with a white belly, white mittens and a white nose. he's lounging majestically on an ottoman, waiting for his whims to be catered to
a fluffy orange cat with a tempting white belly and mittens stands on his hind legs, his mouth open and ready for chomping, with one of his front paws extended to bat at something off-camera
a large and floofy orange cat with white mittens and a stripey nose sits on a black backpack wearing an "oh yeah, what're YOU gonna do about it??" look on his little face, nb it is not yet 5 in the morning
a cat in the coziest bed imaginable, like if you made a soft bed out of some muppets, it's like a gray shag bed but better. anyway, there's a cat in there, a white and orange cat, but all you can see is her sleeping face and one paw dangling over the edge like she's trying to kill me with cuteness
a majestic floofy orange cat with a white chest and a stripey nose sits on my lap looking skeptical af
a floofy orange cat with white mittens, a stripey nose, and a galaxy-brained look on his face sits on a grey carpet with the handle of a black tote bag around his chest
a big gray fuzzy cat bed, with the tiny orange & white triangle face of my flamepoint siamese
a pie! it is a chicken pot pie, which is not clear from the photo. there's the character of ฯ€ in the middle made out of pastry, looks delicious!
screenshot reads: George "W... ... HARM ANUS. escaped to the
an orange cat with a stripey white nose sits inside two boxes, peeking out through the gap
a 2-ft thin crust pizza, tavern cut, half cheese and half pepperoni, it has to have four of those little plastic tables to hold the cheese in place
bluray editions of the complete harry potter series and the twilight saga
a picture of a very large cardboard box standing up, with a smaller box on the floor that says NEW BIKE DAY
zuko, a floofy orange cat with a white stripe on in his nose, is curled up against me looking cute, warm, and so so soft. he has one paw curled against his face and is almost asleep
a giant white bucket full of extremely red raspberry puree, your photographer would like to eat it all
an old black & white photo of a very handsome man sitting sideways in the driver's side of a truck. his feet are on the running board, and he's leaning forward with his forearms on his knees. he has boots that go almost to his knees, slightly bloused pants, a rumpled collared shirt, a long-sleeved jacket that is unfortunately not leather, and an indiana jones hat. he's smiling, like he looks good and he knows it
a white cat very asleep on a gray blanket, with her front paws stretched waaaay out in front of her, v cute
me, a white human standing in a kitchen in a lemon apron, holding a knife, a peeled apple, and the peel itself, dangling from one hand in one long strip. I look extremely pleased with myself
closeup of a pile of fur and some white skin that resolves into my hand on top of [part of] a sleeping orange cat, while a sleeping white cat uses that same arm for a pillow
despite the post, this is a cat. she's white with a few faint orange markings on her face, and her neck is extended super far in front of her while she naps
a floofy orange cat with a white stripe on his nose shots starting down from a high shelf, ready to pounce
staple remover being used to open a keyring and put the keys on
two cats pressed together & photographed from behind, one an orange floof and the other a sleek white with orange ears. their ears match! it's very cute!
a white person taking a two-handed selfie on a train platform, wearing a black mask and a black T-shirt that says PBS IS PUNK
a somewhat startled looking white person in a gray hat, black glasses, a white n95, a white shirt, and a nice tie that's loose because it's hot in here
my hand holding a flip-top notebook that doesn't even cover half my palm
a black wooden dresser with the two bottom drawers open. there's a fluffy orange cat with a white chest and nose sitting very helpfully in one of them, looking right at the camera and waiting patiently for me to give him some tshirts to put away
an orange cat's eyes and ears peek out from a big cardboard box that says DO NOT CUT WITH KNIFE
the entry area to an apartment with the usual clutter like backpacks and shoes, but you do not notice any of it because there is an extremely bright shiny jacket hanging in the corner that is giving off a halo of light from its own dimension
a white an orange cat loafs in the dead center of my stomach, daring me to pay attention to anything else
a fluffy orange cat sprawls on his back, showing off his white belly, which definitely is a trap
a fluffy orange cat sits on top of a large and clearly empty box. it looks like it's about to collapse under him, and he stares at the camera in wide-eyed orange cat alarm
a fluffy orange cat with white paws and belly sleeps on his back, angled between my side and a pillow, with his head tilted back to snuggle my neck, how did I ever move from the couch
the Chicago skyline from Indiana, with a sandy beach and beautiful lake and perfect sky ๐Ÿ’•
an old black phone/answering machine combo. at least it's cordless! i think the last time this phone was "new" was in the early 00s
a positive covid test
three white people in plaid standing on a sandy beach with a glacier in the background
an overhead shot of the taku glacier, which looks like, idk, a river of rocks? between some mountains? it is Large
the "trail" I hiked, a dense and rocky forest floor. there are many shades of green, including ferns and moss-covered rocks and tree branches. there is maybe a place for a foot on a rock?
a photo of a wooden fence with a sign mailed up: EMPLOYEE PARKING ONLY. underneath are signs for sen lisa murkowski and sen dan simmons
a dark green pond in the foreground, surrounded by darker green trees. behind it are some dark mountains with what looks like a river in a valley between them, but it is... A GLACIER!!
a video selfie of me, or at least the top of my head wearing a black hat with the flag of maine on it, standing in front of a very loud and fast waterfall and looking a little dubious
this is my photo of a fountain/statue in juneau of a humpback whale breaching that looks real and huge and like it's going to flop down and make a wave that will overturn whatever small boat I hubristically booked
a postcard-ass photo of steep three-quarters covered mountains with the gastineau channel in the background and some islands then more, bigger mountains
a paper container with delicious-looking tacos and a beer on a picnic table, pretend that grammar works
two people outside in the woods around a fire (in a solo stove), bundled up in coats and hoodies and blankets drinking coffee
a wooden deck with many trees and a mountain! also with trees!
a hardwood floor with two black bags, which look maybe half-full. one has a white and orange siamese cat loafing on top of it, and the other has a big orange boi with a white nose on it. he's looking at the camera wondering where we're going
a chonky orange cat with a white chest, nose, and mittens, spring on a box that's crushed beneath his weight. he's looking off to the right, thinking some very deep thoughts
a flamepoint siamese (white with orange markings) sleeps soundly while draped over my leg, using my knee as a pillow
me, a white person in a black tuque and catseye glasses, outside under a yellow tent, holding the greatest food: ELOTE
iron man cover: tony stark in his best suit is sitting on the ground against a white wall with his head on his knees, possibly in the middle of a blizzard. text reads: IN THE MORNING, TONY STARK WILL BE SOBER OR DEAD
a closeup of a fluffy orange cat with a white stripe on his nose, on my lap and looking snug about it
me, a white person in a mask, holding a sign and american flag on a train: no kings, no traitors, no nazis
a floofy orange cat sits on a piece of cardboard, one white-mittened paw extended to capture an orange pencil. in the background are penciled markings
two cats, zuko and azula, one orange and white and the other white and orange, sit on my desk staring intently and with no small degree of judgement
an orange cat frantically chases his tail in circles in the center of an empty bed, and then... he catches it!!!