Catelli

@catelli.bsky.social

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Consumer of beer, smoker of cigars. Camping and cycling IT guy, from Cambridge, Ontario Handle is an old nickname, it means "looked like a wet spaghetti noodle when running down the basketball court" Uses Swears 10% of the time

Boss: Can you tell our new hires why you've stayed all these years? Me: Because I haven't won the lottery yet.
Catelli @catelli.bsky.social Dec 7, 2024 I'm not sure when I transitioned from Peace, Order and Good Government (I.e. "Trust the system") to "Eat the rich", and it's interesting to note that it might be part of a wider social vibe-shift. A Vibellion as it were.
The duck from the Sheldon webcomic saying "You were never cool"
My account added to list "Canuck Mafia"
Volkswagen Crossover eBike sizing for riders up to 6'2" or 190 cm.
Side-by-side stories on CTV News Ottawa Left: OC Transpo ad campaign to encourage public servants to ‘extend their time’ downtown after work this fall to alleviate pressure on OC Transpo buses and the O-Train as workers spend more time in the office. Right: Feds looking for additional office space in Ottawa-Gatineau to accommodate public servants
Map of the USA showing current wild fire and smoke all occurring in the states of Washington and Oregon. The Ontario fires that caused the issue last week appear to be subdued right now.
Ok. Will listen to it.
Well... there's a Canadian Hard Rock band named The Glorious Sons Song is named Heavy, And part of the chorus goes I will put you down I will put you down I will put you down For king and for country I will put you down I will put you down I will put you down If the grave is what you need I sing it a lot to myself in response to US based threats.... "Come heavy or don't come at all." It's got a great beat for a chant too. 🙂
Hespeler Village Market Unfortunately, due to poor air quality, we have made the difficult decision to cancel this week’s Hespeler Village Market on Friday, July 17. The health and safety of our vendors, customers, volunteers, entertainers, and staff will always come first. While we’re disappointed that we won’t be able to gather this week, we believe this is the safest decision for everyone. Thank you for your understanding, patience, and continued support of our market and our amazing local vendors. We look forward to welcoming everyone back as soon as it’s safe to do so. Stay safe, take care of yourselves, and we’ll keep you updated with any further information.
Smoke filled sky obscuring the horizon beyond the bridge.
Black and white photo of a room full of computers using reel-to-reel tapes for storage.
Wildfire smoke in a hellish orange colour. Nothing but smoke can be seen.
Prime Minister Mark Carney with a speech bubble quoting a recent statement he made about increasing oil sands output, "choices being made now for 'Canada's energy future' will certainly increase emissions"
Weather Network wildfire smoke forecast for Southern Ontario. Wednesday July 15, 2026 19:00 hrs Very high concentrations of smoke
"However, a whole ecosystem of network software still doesn't understand QUERY and may reject requests using an unfamiliar method. Reverse proxies, load balancers, content delivery networks, API gateways, firewalls, and web frameworks will all need to be updated."
List of European countries showing Ukraine. I added red arrows all around the name to point it out.
A chipmunk on my front porch just inches from my foot. It's just sitting and surveying the situation.
Group of people in inflatable rafts in the Grand River. At the Murray Overlook.
Taarna is a Taarakian - a purported race of extremely skilled martial warriors - from the movie Heavy Metal
Where is Downtown? Draw what you consider “downtown” and see how it compares to everyone else's. Cambridge Ontario 5 submissions Old Galt chosen over Old Hespeler and Old Preston and even the shopping center on Hespeler road more centrally located near the mall.
Geordi Drake meme Panel 1 (saying no to): Run government like a business? Panel 2 (saying yes to): Run government to give handouts to business.
MS Paint drawn comic by me. Three panels. Panel 1 Person 1: "Did you hear that they want to launch thousands of mirrors into space to deflect the sunlight and cool the earth?" Person 2: "I wonder what the side effects would be?" Panel 2 An invading alien spacecraft with two aliens inside scream out "Ahhh!!! We're Blind!!! Call off the attack, retreat!" Panel 3 Person 1: "Hey, not all unexpected outcomes are bad!" Person 2: "Whatever you say dude."
Mark Carney making a statement, with a quote bubble in the image quoting the post below.
Ride chart showing elevation changes. Looks like a green frog sitting facing head on.
Pop, water snacks etc. for sale on the trail. Self serve.
Canal/creek 200 feet or so below me. No way to cross.
Fucking anti-motorized vehicle barrier on cycling trail.
THANK YOU GURU !!
Republican bill aims to punish Canadian provinces with U.S. alcohol bans
IQ Test Canada Edition Imagine you have a water tap [image of an outdoor water tap] A garden hose [image of a green water hose] And a bucket [image of a white 5 gallon bucket] You connect the garden hose to the tap, turn on the tap and fill the bucket. Time how long it takes. Imagine that you can connect a second hose to the tap. Will that allow you to fill the bucket: 1. Much Faster 2. Much Slower 3. About the same time Explain your reasoning
Storm on the horizon. White cloud in a blue sky. Surrounded by storm clouds that get progressively darker down to the dark rainy and stormy underside.
Cigar, glass of brandy and a glass of wine
Gander Social is the Bricklin SV-1 of Social Media Change My Mind meme
Image of Coin slot for an Arcade game labelled "Insert coin to play"
Gowan, Centre in the Square, Kitchener Feb 14, 2026
Facebook community post: To our wonderful Hespeler Village Market community, Due to the heat warning issued by Environment Canada and forecasted temperatures reaching the danger zone, we have made the difficult decision to cancel this Friday’s market (July 3).
Environment Canada issues heat warnings across provinces Top news CTV News ‘Make smart choices’ during heat wave, says Montreal public health 5 hours ago By Rachel Lau CBC Heat dome brings dangerous temperatures. Here's how to stay safe 12 hours ago By Anand Ram Global News Extreme heat, flooding pose safety concerns for Canada Day celebrations 1 hour ago The New York Times Canada Faces Heat Warnings as High Temperatures Edge North 4 hours ago By Nazaneen Ghaffar Toronto Star Toronto under ‘heat dome,’ severe weather warning ahead of Canada Day as temperatures feel like 44 C 29 minutes ago By Daniyah Yaqoob
The words Radical Socialism in a Ghastly Panic horror font in a blood red colour The words Common Sense Capitalism in a fun Broadway font in a calming blue colour.
The word Socialism in a Ghastly Panic horror font in a blood red colour The word Capitalism in a fun Broadway font in a calming blue colour.
24.8 kph 30.36 km
An Ontario Parks campsite by the lake.
This content is not available in your location. There was an error Eustaquio scores late winner for Canada
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A Crocus Geometer moth hiding out in my lawn. It is mostly yellow with some browin-ish/black patterning on the wings.
Baby robin looking up at me. Shape of beak and color makes it look like it is frowning hard.
Baby robin trapped in my window well. Couldn't jump or fly out, had to give them a little boost.
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