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offer to gamble on an online casino after sending someone money on venmo
the album cover for kenny rogers' the gambler
madtv character stuart larkin. blonde, white, pale, wearing a colorful plaid shirt and holding a fudgepop
a bald eagle sitting calmly atop a huge pile of garbage
the monkey in a coat that was wandering an ikea
tweet screenshot g0m.bsky.social @gom vtuber: kiyaaaah! uwaaaa i m-messed up... im brain like babey but i have boobs and short skirt... i'm a big sexual woman baby viewer: Io tthink this kicks ass for reasons I will not introspect on 1:52 PM Dec 16, 2020
various gears are spun in a large metal pan and collide against each other, causing sparks. eventually the whole pan erupts into flames while the gears continue to spin and collide with each other
sign advertising a toilet. it says throw away your plunger. flushes a bucket of golf balls in a single flush. it has a photo of a bucket of golf balls being dumped into a toilet bowl
a reddit post titled "aita for pretending to think beans in chili are 'woke' to prank my cousin who is obsessed with being 'anti woke' and who loves chili"
a giant fake ethernet cable sitting on a wooden table between a small grill and a lamp. the background looks like a thrift store or swap meet
front of a box of annie's organic mac and cheese. the flavor is 🎶shells and white cheddar🎶
john goodman in the movie the big lebowski. he has a chinstrap beard/goatee, is wearing yellow aviator sunglasses, a collared shirt, fishing vest, and looks disgruntled
one of those fuckin zyn oral nicotine pouches stuck to vertical signage
screenshot from the tv show The Critic. jay sherman, white, bald, heavy, looking concerned, sits on a couch next to film critic roger ebert, white, heavy, gray hair, glasses, who has an open book in his lap and is pointing at something, smiling
a pair of hands cutting a green foam ball in half with a scalpel
black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish
rfkjr talking into a mic. he looks like boiled shit, as usual. there is a word bubble drawn on the bottom of the image
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simpsons screenshot of an australian man with a beard and wearing a shirt with rolled up sleeves and suspenders looking at a piece of paper he's holding
liz lemon on 30 rock. she's holding a green piece of clothing under her chin which is causing her skin to become green because of her "witch undertones"
a cartoon ramshackle room.
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nba commissioner adam silver, a thin bald white man, wearing glass and a suit and tie. the image originally had the word "get ready to learn chinese, buddy" at the bottom but it now says "get ready to learn to cook cabbage"
oliver anthony, a white man with red hair and a bushy red beard playing a guitar and wearing a hard hat. he is performing inside a coal mine
donald trump at the state of the union. he's having a good time. vance on his right, mike johnson on his left. the ghost of jeffrey epstein floats above Trump, holding his shoulders, guiding him
werner herzog, an elderly white man, in front of a gray sky, unsmiling
comic strip from whompcomic.com, dated 2011 (my god 15 years what important piece of information have i not retained in order to remember this comic) panel 1 ronnie, a short, round bearded man holds an envelope. "hey wanna see some full body x rays my chiropractor took?" agrias, a tall slim asian woman replies "yeah, OK" panel 2 ronnie is looking at the xrays. "he says he sees the problem." agrias looks horrified panel 3 "but i don't quite see it." the x-ray shows a skeleton from the side, holding its arms up. the outline of ronnie's round body can be seen. the spine curves along the back and knees are inside his body
a semi truck with a trailer that says "TRANS2"
screenshot of the user map in the quoted post. the entire area is blank except for the catfacejoe dot, which exists alone in "The Shadow Zone"
planned parenthood building and under the pp sign is another sign that says "tire & lube"
tony soprano saying "i hate this fucking shit"
twitter screenshot Dan Hopper @/danhopp Every day there's a headline like "TRUMP CORNERED: He's Never Been More Scared And Alone" then that night he's at some rally yelling "whatever happened to 'nobody beats The Wiz?' We're bringing back The Wiz, folks" to 7,000 hooting Dick's managers 12:59 PM · Sep 12, 2018
dragon ball z pic of vegeta in his pink shirt. top text says i am doing a bad man check in. bottom text says i need six badmen to post, not share, this meddage to show you are always there is someone needs to talk. pretty sure I know who will. let's go gentlemen...
garnet from steven universe in that haus of decline comic. she's putting her hand on someone's shoulder and there's a word bubble but we can't see what it says
the diagram of the beetle running through the frog's digestive system but the beetle is labeled "world famous yosposter tori cmos" and the frog's ass is labeled "the ass". at the bottom it says "not even a six hour probation can stop tori cmos"
menard's ad for the return of the "2 BUCK 2x4" for two days, january 17 and 18. a woman with brown hair wearing a gray sweatshirt and jeans holds the aforementioned 2 BUCK 2x4 and seems very pleased with it
jerome powell looking serious while leaning against a desk. text on the pic says "are you enjoying the show? refill your popcorn. you'll love this next part"
real pistol painted like a nintendo zapper with the actual nintendo logo on it
some boring moron named brainiac kim: Some people are in such bad mood. Wouldn't want to be around them IRL. They've 0 emotional regulation & can't communicate, instead go on the extreme. If I ever behaved or spoke the way they did, I would've been fired immediately when a client/stakeholder said something the "wrong way" or "tone" /1
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razr "product" that let's you keep a little ai "hologram" in a jar. it offers five character options, listed at the bottom. ava, a floating green ball, kira, a young woman wearing cat ear headphones, zane, a fit man in a button down shirt with snake tattoos, faker, some nerd gaming childe, and sao, a business woman
jensen huang, president and ceo of nvidia wearing some ugly fake alligator skin jacket. his arms are our like he's explaining something. the background is completely black
a man drops a large yoga ball with a hammer on it off a ledge. the hammer bounces back up and hits him in the face. there is a cybertruck shown prominently in the background
chalk board that says "what kind of music does santa like? 'wrap'" underneath is a drawing of a snowman and snowflakes
cougar bursting through wrapping paper head first
mark from the tv show peep show. he's wearing a white button down and loose tie and looks like he's been crying
a senior chihuahua pomeranian mix wearing a pink feathered sweater standing on a gray couch
trump picking up the medal for his fifa peace prize very strangely
lisa simpson at the dinner table saying "mom, those all come from the same vegetable".
focused screenshot of the image in the quoted post of the man running the vomit hose machine
30 rock torture couch
brown and white dog on a blue tile floor staring very intently at the photo taker
trump working the drive through at mcdonalds. he's wearing an apron and looks like he's having a great time talking to a customer
screenshot of the mr show sketch vaunnies mustardayonnaise. jay johnston dressed as a white and yellow abraham lincoln holds the jar at the camera
instagram reel screenshot of a large truck's hydraulics blowing. a pink text box is added to the reel announcing "DIWALI IS HERE!"
mr. burns from the simpsons in grayscale. he has his arms crossed over his chest and is smiling. he says "hello smithers. you're quite good... at turning... me on"
tweet screenshot Matt the outlaw @cursedgloryhole Lady behind me at the thing screening last night to her partner "why are they shooting at the dog?" and her partner says very firmly "have you never seen a film before? you watch and information is revealed"
cover of a book called "elon musk & the quest for a fantastic future" by ashlee vance. it includes a cartoon of elon, and drawn images of a tesla car, solar panel, and rocket ship
home depot email thanking me for a furnace filter purchase with a description and image of the filter. below, it says "you may also like these" with four more filters of different sizes and shapes as if im starting a filter collection
detroiters TV show screenshot of mort crim at a news desk doing the "chump of the week" segment. adsco is the aforementioned chump.