Cat Vincent (he/him, Useless Eater)

@catvincent.bsky.social

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Word spiv, cunning-man, queer cyborg crip. 5+ years Long Covid survivor. REALLY Not for the Jesus-Man. No fash, no terfs, No Pasaran. It Isn't AI and it's worse than useless. Writing occult memoir, NEW GODS AND MONSTERS.

Nana from Far Cry: New Dawn teaches the mantra: Breathe in strength. Breathe out bullshit.
Willoughby Kipling (Mark Sheppard), a scruffy balding, bearded Englishman, barks "Don't question the magic".
Amy Acker as Root in PERSN OF INTEREST. A grainy CCTV shot of The Machine's point of view has her marked with the designation ANALOG INTERFACE.
William Hurt as Eddie Jessup in ALTERED STATES (1980) saying "Beautiful! Beautiful!!" He is tripping balls.
The cover of the ALTERED STATES soundtrack by John Corigliano. William Hurt's face, upside-down with sensor wires.
A small Zen garden-inspired space. Against a wall of Yorkshire stone and several square concrete plant pots, a smiling fat Buddha sits among pebbles. A pool of blue marbles is on his left, a green water glass at his feet. Small growths of wildflowers sprout around him among the pebbles.
Panel from SAGA OF THE SWAMP THING #37. John Constantine corrects one of his doomed Yank friends about how to say his sodding name. Comstan-TINE, not -teen, Keanu.
Rupert 'Ripper' Giles says, I'd like to test that theory.
Leslie Neilsen in AIRPLANE! "I just wanted to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you."
Root (Amy Acker) and Bear (either the dog actor who bit Jim Caveizel or their replacement - but good on the former). Person Of Interest.
Me cosplaying The Devil. A white man with his head shaved to leave just a black goatee. His skin is red and he has two short but brutal horns growing out of his head. He is smiling at you. Specifically you.
Adam Jensen, cool-ass cyberpunk retracting shades out, saying I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS. But you have to imagine Elias Toufexis saying it.
Mr. Book (Ian Richardson) in DARK CITY (1998) saying SHUT IT DOWN, SHUT IT DOWN FOREVER.
Accurate replica of Deckard's blaster from Blade Runner, with lights on. Yes, the original had a white wire to run them.
Lobby poster for LIZSTOMANIA (1975) featuring Roger Daltman holding a rapier.
Mr. Hand (Richard O'Brien) says YEEEEESSSSSS. DARK CITY, 1998.
Eddie Jessup (William Hurt) in a white lab coat sits by his future wife and savior Emily (Blair Brown). ALTERED STATES, 1980.
Suzy Eddie Izzard is COVERED IN BEES!
Willoughby Kipling (Mark Sheppard). He is very big in the world of, shall we say, international strangeness.
A man's legs in black trousers and combat boots, against a NHS floor.
Sir Sean Connery (older version, in a tux) saying "Yesh".
Leslie Nielsen in AIRPLANE, saying "I just want to tell you, good luck. We're all counting on you."
Grail Knight says You Chose Poorly.
David Southwell (left) interviewing me while I'm in my Hookland fiction suit of Jack Rosehip. Super Weird Happening, The Florrie, Toxteth, 2017ce.
Ranier von Wolfcastle's open mic, as he deadpans That's The Joke.
Mr. Hand (Richard O'Brien), a bald man in black fedora and gloves, one hand extended, says YEEEEESSSSSSSS. DARK CITY, 1998.
Eddie Jessup (William Hurt) tripping balls in an isolation tank, thinking he's floating in the sky surrounded by fish. ALTERED STATES, 1980.
Root (Amy Acker) in Person Of Interest, in God Mode: dual wielding pistols in slo-mo, The Machine telling her where to aim.
Louis Balfour of BBC's Jazz Club says, "NIIIIIIIIIIIICE".
Barbelith, the sentient satellite from The Invisibles; a red sphere floating in an energy bubble against the lunar background. It transmits: "You made me. You left me here, alone and transmitting, waiting for you. The reverse of the moon. The string in the labyrinth. The way out. It’s only a game."
Sterling Archer says Jesus Dude, Phrasing.
Amos Burton: I Am That Guy.
Cover of the New Aeon Press edition of Cosmic Trigger: The Final Secret of the Illuminati by Robert Anton Wilson.
Louis Balfour of the BBC's Jazz Club saying NIIIIIIIIIIIICE.
Londo Mollari says YES.
John Constantine giving two fingers to a breaking mirror.
A replica of Deckard's blaster from BLADE RUNNER (1982), complete with transparent grips and the red LEDs. (It also has the green ones on the side the chamber opens).
Roland Deschain of Gilead, The Last Gunslinger, saying "I am not for the Jesus-man".
Luna, a mostly dark tortoiseshell cat, curled up with her fur caught in the sun. She seems to be smiling as she dozes.
Spoon in Dog Soldiers yelling COME AND HAVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD ENOUGH!
An eight point deer skull with red ochre smeared in a stripe down the front, against a cream wall. Below, photos of the Seven African Powers, the Black Madonna and Crossbones cemetary in Southwark.
Patrick Nice from The Fast Show delivering his catch-phrase after vast quantities of name-dropping... "Which was nice".
Captain Lorca says the worst line in Star Trek: "alongside the Wright Brothers, Elon Musk, Zefram Cochrane"
A page from Grant Morrison's The Invisibles where the team are attacked by postmodern cognitive martial arts, and are trapped in a spiral of autocritique.
Ad for the Highpeak Cozy Jesus Doll. A slop chibi Jesus with a glowing heart grins, eyes shut as a smiling sleeping child holds it close to her. Their expressions are grotesquely similar. The glow is likely her harvested life essence. The strapline reads "Sleep Sound. Feel Loved."
Louis Balfour (John Thompson) as Jazz Club host Louis Balfour saying NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE.
Me, a big bearded white guy, in a purple waistcoar and silver pocket watch, with black shirt, black trousers and fedora. Yes, I said fedora.
Dot Warner from ANIMANIACS saying "Boys, go fig".
Original poster for BLADE RUNNER (1982)
Morty saying "You son of a bitch, I'm in!"
Chris Morris saying, "You're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak".
Rupert 'Ripper' Giles saying "I'd like to test that theory."
Cat on a roller coaster sim playing on TV. As close as kitty gets to VR. Very patient lap kitty.
Eddie Jessup's spinning, screming mutated head, from ALTERED STATES (1980, dir. Ken Russell)