Theo Unkrich

@cautioncrow.bsky.social

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29 | anarchist, trans, sometimes game designer | working at the Internet Archive | Bay Area cautioncrow.itch.io

garek action figure, fisheye lens effect
the song Taxes by Geese and the song All Star by Smash Mouth are in the same key and have similar chord progressions. This is what naturally follows
the nether, from Minecraft. This is a metaphorical representation of my uterus
dashing bisexual in some dandy-ass makeup and a sharp suit
movie poster for The Happening
two plates absolutely stacked with latkes
cardboard box full of easily hundreds of floppy discs from the 80s and 90s
in the ZOHRAN for New York font - “APRIL 1805, NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE, ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM, OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS”
my beautiful fiancée getting down on one knee to propose to me outside the house we spent most of our relationship in
A Make Some Noise prompt that reads “Chicago Pope.” probably a Brennan or Lou prompt but I could see Jacob Wysocki killing this one
ad for the ABC News broadcast “Celebrating Francis, The People’s Pope”
marquis outside theater where I am about to see Laura Jane Grace perform!
it’s Theo, serving absolute cunt in a halter top and boots as he brings a bouquet of flowers and stolen chicken home to his girlfriend
a skillet full to the brim with Thai drunken noodles, likely to be devoured within minutes by the strongest woman alive
bowl of red curry Thai turkey meatballs with rice and cilantro basil topping