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cavemen news is carlsbad, nm’s number one news source. twitch: cavemennews.

both prints (1 and 2 of 3) drying in the sun
a screen print of nico. mostly black ink. fluorescent yellow hi-lighter on face, as well as facial features printed in red
refn’s instagram story where he posted with nico showing off her custom jacket with a design from his series “too old to die young”
refn looking at nico’s jacket before autographing it
picture of my white shirt with the titles of two refn films, “only god forgives” and “the neon demon” screen printed on it in red ink
two veiled figures, one a dark red shade with a yellowish masonic symbol their chest, and the other with another secret symbol on their chest stands in front of a newspaper announcing the meetings for carlsbad secret societies that week.
low grade, dark, ring camera footage of a shunk running up, brushing against me, and leaving
video slide show showing three variations of same design screen printed. red figure on yellow and brown background, red figure on top of scribbled pink lines in front of a light blue background, and a black figure in front of a red background.
screen printed red figure with three masks stands in front of a screen printed yellow and brown background on white bristol. this is from a photo i took a decade ago
a blank bottle cap, symbolic of an empty company. shame
a six pack of sierra nevada national parks beer
a xxl navy blue, and a small red t shirt, each with the cavemen news mascot rustina on them hang on a fence
tote bag with the cavemen news mascot Rustina screen printed on it in three colors. a brown/white blend background, white skin, black hair, face, dress, and club. also black outlining body
screen shot of my phone saying i have a notification on x.
screenshot of the google image search results for gavel.
green background that can be chroma keyed out, simple line drawings of people and animals credited as they pop up
our june schedule. 6th - cigarettes 2, 13th photography, 20th amnesia, and on the 27th the topic will either be a) allsups, b) the beach, or c) ads
cindy wearing her CMN shirt
my shirt from hit tv show the rehearsal. hard to describe. white tee with illustrations that look like plane safety ones. nathan fielder drawing on it, too
cobra and his birthday crown
grey shirt that says, “TESLA gigafactory austin, tx.” it has the shape of tx with scenic mountains in it with a tesla and a cybertruck on it.
originator of the rattlesnake derby, “snakey” campbell and his wife gracie, with rattlesnakes they caught for carlsbad, nm ‘s rattlesnake derby
the concrete flumes in carlsvad, nm. once the largest conceete structure (according to some clains?) and once called “the only place in the world where a river crosses over itself” by robert ripley
map showing the flight path of the plane
loose form of a white bat hanging upside down on a dark background with a pinkish loose blob circles around it on 3 sides
charcoal drawing of an animal
red line drawing of a person riding a horse. semi colored in. text at bottom reads, “perna cabeluda”
a self portrait on a white cavas
mostly abstract painting
screenshot from twitch where they ask for a description of what the streaming so they can send out notifications. in the text field i wrote, “last week when i wrote a description, twitch wouldn’t let me, because i said the s word that means lollipop. too vulgar. blame looney tunes.” under that in red text twitxh says, “this text may conflict with twitch’s moderation policy
sketching an idea for a comic to be read traditionally (top row, left to right, second left to right, etc, but if you read it snake style (top row left to right, second row right to left, third row left to right) it would give a slightly different story
a long full keyboard on the table (during show this one will usually be set for electronic piano sound). also on the table is one monitor (that’s the one i will have a preview of the stream on.) behind the keys is a dd7 delay pedal that my mic is plugged into in case i want to go wild delay on something i say or loop it.) also on the table is a little white shelf thing with two levels. on the top level is my audio interface where my mic is plugged and i can turn it up or down, and a smaller keyboard (when streaming this one will be set to bass sounds.) on the next level up on the shelf is a monitor that will have obs, the software that controls the stream displayed so i can adjust things if i need to), a wireless typing keyboard (mostly so i can type into the chat if i want), a stream deck that has buttons i hit to make things happen in the show), and an mpc with 16 drum pads on it (this is loaded with good drum sounds and samples i want to have available to play.) behind you can see my camera tripod in front of a big tv that will display the chat, so i can see what people are saying to us as we do the show). this table and shelf really fit the flow of how i work so good. i also found a tv today, too, but i’m using that for something else. peace
instagram post from vicbergeriv showing today’s recent murderous ice agent. what a dumb coward
the 12 other birthday portraits. you can kind of see a quality progression through the years
nico on a bench in a field with two dogs and a plane in the sky
black ink on white paper. calendar showing the december schedule for cavemen news. “the #1 weekly hour long live show about topics and for the relate to the history of carlsbad, nm”. on wednesday the third we had rode 101, “tio ben” saturday the 13th e will do “tourism” saturday the 20th “christmas “ friday the 26th “season 2 finale” start times 9pm nm time special guests for the finale other guests ok sometimes if they want to show up twitch: cavemennews to watch and chat cavemennews.com/live to just watch. there is a drawing of rusty the cavemen, and a drawing of the mystery producer
i don’t know how to alt text this. it is a fast moving collection of short snippets from cavemen news’ first 100 episodes. wild amount of cuts. at one point it take a fraction of a second from each episode.
five oil on acrylic paintings and one painted sweater up for sale on the site. still adjusting to sudden low vision life and trying to find gig work i can do without relying heavily on my vision or having to commute more than two hours a day on the bus
photo of me holding cobra the cat. he has his mouth open in a way that to me reads as laughing and fun, but to others might look like fear. he also is pushing me away his paw
black and white woman, barefoot, painting stops before finishing her legs, holding the rope of a horse drawn with oil pastel and sparsely painted in with brown acrylic shades. they are in front a light blue background. to her left, at center on a tan background is a black car obscured by a blur of headlights and tail lights. evolve that is a black and white photo of a blonde woman, her lower half a crude line drawing on paper. beside that is a face/mask with tongue out. the face is black with white eyes, brown nose, and red pupils. below the car are some black and white sneakers beside a folding chair facing away from the car and toward the viewer of the painting. beside that is another mask/face. just eyes, no pupils in black oil paint with a white nose.
instagram screenshot. post by @gagosian really cool painting. collaged mouth, cigarette, microphones, closed eye with long braids of lashes, a bowl, and something i can’t say for sure what it is. caption says: job is from 6 to 8 pm on thursday november 6th for the opening of richard prince’s exhibition “folk songs” at gagosiam, 555 west 24th street, ny
a post from visitordesign’s instagram. it is two black and white mugshot photos of epstein with a blank check from epstein laid on top. a golden “JE” is on the right side of the check. caption reads, “EPSTEIN BLACKBOOK 2025 (WIP). misc materials, binding and pritning processes.” the post is liked by b.p. laval, who, while it is impossible to name a favorite artist is also up with visitordesign in my top five.
cobra the cat up in a tree. he has on a leash attached to his light blue harness with sushi on it. the caption says: cobra “all tall” chingadera cameron
a screenshot of some text that hell dude posted
screenshot of me typing this post and you can only see the bottom line of what i put because the rest of the screen real estate is taken up by superfluous stuff, like a big butterfly logo
“patient has a significant lesion burden and disability (including cognitive),”
thumbnail for episode 96 “halloween”. conda is on the left side of the screen dressed as a pilot in corpse paint and pepito is on the right wearing the louvre jewels. text laid over sats, “episode 96 halloween” and there is drawing of a pumpkin
a newspaper ad from the carlsbad current argus, april 21, 1960. it is for the cary grant and tony curtis movie “operation petticoat”. there is a drawing of two men watching a woman descrnd a ladder and she has her hand sexily on her hip. one guy is holding a bra. maybe she is climbing the ladder?
me checking facebook to see if i have any messages and it giving me a button that says, “ask meta ai”. there weren’t new messages. see you again in a few months, nerd
cobra the white cat with black spots wearing his blue harness with sushi print attached to a black leash climving a tree and impressing everyone. he doesn’t always climb trees, but on tofay’s walk he was throwing himself up there over and over. he got all scared when a dog on a leash came walking even though he has been around big dogs bus whole life. true freak behavior today. 5 stars
video starts with a section of the bumper video pepito made. quick shots of werewolf and hill related things. or things that remind pepito of that. then, it is the two shot of conda and pepito. conda has a beard because on last week’s show he tripped and fell on his straight razor cutting his eye. so, he threw out the razor. while conda is telling the story, drawings pop up on the screen of a hand closing a car door and then a bloody hand. after the story we get the no signal screen as credits begin playing and we cut from pepito’s camera, to conda’s, to the two shot, to the cobra (the cat)’s camera.
someone wearing a mask of a mean looking face with s white shirt on standing in front of a door with a “cavemen news “ poster on it and various little photos and paintings on it and the rest of the wall beside the door. phone on the wall, keyboard against the wall