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Parody account.

An image from Seinfeld, where George's boss, Mr. Kruger, was hastily re-added to a portrait with his family.
An image of the area surrounding Toronto, showing no signs of smoke for the city proper, as of 6PM. Areas to the West and South are still affected though.
An image of Basil Fawlty and Manuel from the Britcom "Fawlty Towers"
A map showing the intensity of smoke from NW Ontario forest fires due to drift across SW Ontario at 7PM. The highest density (250+) is centered around Kitchener and the surrounding area.
A message from Gander saying that a mobile version of the Canadian only social media app is "on it's way."
A screenshot showing Toronto's AQI = 10+ (Very High Risk), with a forecast of 10+ to 8 (High Risk) over the next two days.
Bart Simpson reciting from his homemade "play" as Lisa looks on. Bart: "Kippers for breakfastm Aunt Helga? Is it Saint Swithun's Day already? 'T'is!' replied Aunt Helga..."
Homer Simpson trying to put together a grill, but the instructions are in French. He laments "Le Grille? What the hell is that?"
A screenshot of weather in Toronto. 37C, feels like 45C. An alert announces that all-time heat records are at risk.
A screenshot from a Bonkers Candy commercial from the 80s. The Bonkers Candy lady is in the foreground wearing glasses and an apron, while 2 other people seit on a porch in the background.
An image of Bob Keeshan, also known as Captain Kangaroo.
The "official" logo of the "Torrano Beisbol Birds" The logo is a comically drawn caricature of the Toronto Blue Jays baseball team.
Colombia winning 1-0 at the world cup
The weather forecast for July 4th in Washington DC. High of 39C, with a few showers.
Clippings from MAD Magazine in the 60s and 70s posted on the bathroom at Boo Radleys in downtown Toronto.
Erindale Park in 2004, shot through an NIR filter on a Canon G5. A bridge over a creek, framed by leafy trees appearing to glow in white.
Looking WNW on Queen St. West at Cameron, in downtown Toronto at 9:02pm. A streetcar approaches from the west. The Cameron House is visible in the foreground.
Michelle Yeoh as Yu Shu Lien in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
A Wikipedia screenshot of the 2026 Iran War, which indicates that Iran was victorious.
The hourly weather forecast for Toronto, showing temperatures going down to single digits... in June.
A classic scene from Peanuts comics, with Lucy removing a football as Charlie Brown tries to kick it. He screams "AAUGH!"
The cast of the 80's show "Barney Miller."
Someone wearing "grills" - jewelry for one's teeth.
A map of Liberty Village showing basically ALL the roads being closed during FIFA
Peter Griffin from Family Guy, wearing a Fez, standing next to a law enforcement office with a chart [ostensibly] indicating skin colour shades from lighter "OK" to darker "NOT OKAY."
A bottle of wine, and a half empty pint glass on top of the bar at Black Dice in downtown Toronto.
An image of Bill Foster replying to Bush's Beans on Facebook, saying: "I;m thinking about thos Beans"
Randy Watson and Sexual Chocolate from Coming To America
Mac Tonight, the anthropomorphized moon character that advertised for McDonald's in the 90s, walking away from the camera in a suit and shades. The Golden Arches sign is in the background.
A picture of the Yip Yips - aliens from Sesame Street, staring at a phone.
An image of Jerry Seinfeld and Mr. Bookman, from Seinfeld. Bookman is pointing his finger at Jerry as hey says "I got a flash for ya, joy boy!"
An image from The Simpsons of The Beatles about to crash into a campy picture of Queen Victoria.
The exterior of "Infinite Jeffs" by Jeff Jeff
A 2013 menu from C'est What in downtown Toronto. Featured is a section called "The Mayor's Special." Within, is a beer called "Crack Addict", a 5.5% Black Oak from Durham, Ontario.
David Birkin playing "Young Picard" in an episode of Star Trek: TNG
Sir David Attenborough smiling as he holds a small animal in his hand.
A tube of Tubble Gum from the 80s/90s
Illustration from a report called "Mental Defectives in Virginia" from 1915, showing different "levels" of intelligance from low-grade imbecile, to moron.
An old BMW sits in an alley next to a wall of graffiti just north of Queen St. West on Bathurst St. Downtown Toronto.
Elaine from Seinfeld saying "Cinquo de Mayo! Sales commission: Bye-Bye-O!"
An image of Dave Brubeck playing the piano with "Sorry, nerds. 5/4 is Dave Brubeck Day" overlayed.
Apartment shot, facing the kitchen area and entranceway. A couch, and flatscreen TV are in the foreground. Hardwood floors, white and lavendar walls.
An image of Mr. Sparkle, a Japanese mascot/cartoon who represents detergent, and comes from the land of wind and ghosts.
An alleyway in downtown Toronto featuring a small brown garage and a larger white one, with a weird family portrait of a baby and two older guys in red shirts on the door.
A screenshot of dozens of incoming phone calls. All (but 1) are spam.
An image of various Simpsons characters on TV, including Bee-man, and a can of Goya beans.
A Twitter screenshot from 2022 from user @OwensDamien that says "I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this: 'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CLAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'."
A garbage text message by scammers telling people to go to a sketchy website to update their CRA info, with a link to said sketchy site.
An image of Gloria and John from the Simpsons. They're speaking to Rev Lovejoy during marriage counseling. Imagine them as Trump and Melania:
A screenshot of another MS Outlook UX clusterfuck.
A screenshot of MS UX fuckery in Outlook.
The Toronto Blue Jays sticker from Wacky Packages 2016. It features a Gatorade-style bottle with the Jays "Bird Bath Sports Drink. Helps achieve 'Beak Performance'"
A view looking west across Liberty Village from Mowat St. and Liberty St. c 2004. The CN Tower, industrial buildings and a giant KFC Bucket ad are visible in the background.
A Special Weather Statement calling for a snow/rain mix in Toronto and Southern Ontario on the first day of Spring.
An image of Billy Jo Jive and Little Suzy Sunset from 80s Sesame Street
A cover page of the 1980s kids' book "Detective Handbook"
Homer lamenting about the lousy Smarch weather.
3 panel comic. 1st panel: Someone raises their hand to say something. 2nd panel: The person stops with the hand in mid-air. 3rd panel: The person just walks away.