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Status-quo propaganda for the average upper-middle class white Canadian. Satirical. Parody account. Not the CBC. they

Election results showing Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre losing his own seat
Conservative Party of Canada leader Pierre Poilievre speaks at a campaign rally
Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney at a press conference with French President Emmanuel Macron
Bloc Québécois Leader Yves-François Blanchet (right) celebrates his party's his party electoral success (Graham Hughes/THE CANADIAN PRESS)
A young adult white man with a slight goatee poses for a mugshot
Elon Musk performs a Nazi salute at President Trump's inauguration
Former Canadian Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland shakes hands with Former French Finance Minister (and current President) Emmanuel Macron
A map of the countries in Africa and the size of Canadian mining assets in each country. The total is 31.6 billion across the continent.
Thousands demonstrate in support of Palestine in Toronto
An Israeli flag and Canadian flag
A massive forest fire in Ontario with smoke rising into the air
First panel: Doctor (from the TV show Good Doctor) saying “I am — I am a skeeter” Second panel: Dr Han looks up disapprovingly, with red text saying “LIVE BLUESKY DEVS REACTION”
Two panels: Surgeon (the doctor from Good Doctor) telling Dr Han “I am — I am a skeeter”. Second panel: Dr Han looks up with disapproval, “LIVE BLUESKY DEVS REACTION" label at the top
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old woman (from “it's been 86 years” meme) saying “its been two weeks”
House Speaker Kevin McCarthy claps with a smile in the US House of Representatives
A red twitter logo on a black background with an Iron Cross
Self-proclaimed “Queen of Canada” Romana Didulo delivers remarks virtually. She sits in front of various purple emblems with royal themes.
person with text "this mf paid for a domain" pointing and laughing at a person with text ".com"
BREAKING: World's biggest clown purchases world's largest circus
BREAKING: Jair Bolsonaro added to Victims of Communism memorial